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The 'Make A Random Poem About The Member Above' Thread!

so there she fell and yet did not burn
now for rhyme time tis my turn
do not let yourself be fooled by gloom
let sunshine seep into your room
and then you can begin to see
everything is meant to be :huh:
 
:lol:

the sunshine seeped in, it filled my room
Then I drowned, and my heart went boom!
but it was good cos it was sunny
and even my great aunt edna became funny :lol:
 
^ aww yay :D very good :D

Give to all, and show you care
the world will be a better place, everywhere
The sun is out and all is great
So dance and sing and let's be mates :D :lol:
 
Flowing where, through the sea?
Could it be wet like you and me?
Woops oh no, bad bad thoughts
Poke a gorilla with giant hairy warts
Squat under a tree and say MOO MOO
Pick up a pebble and rub it on your shoe
Blow your nose and then scream at George Bush
Tell HIM to be quiet and downright HUSH. :huh:
 
:lol:

Lil Miss MJ, what is with you,
And George Bush, I thought we were through,
With the fact he is a bush, and not a leader,
You can grate cheese on your pasta, if you need ta. :)
 
The nature of an instrument
puts me in a predicament
cause it's hard to find good rhymin
without givin you a stick o mint.
 
You're so amazing, words can't explain
How funny you are and I'll never complain!
You make me smile so this aint gonna be random
I'm the one who started your fandom.


(Yes it went weird at the end :lmao: I ruined it)
 
He mentioned a shrine and I was curious you see
Because he has one too but of Oprah Winfrey
I saw him kissing a poster before bed
Smothering kisses over her giant head
 
LOL!!!

She seen it before but alas I can also say
I dumped her huge cranium and sent her away
but since we are speaking of those with the shrines
she likes to kiss bush and tells him hes love divine
 
poe watched me kiss Bush to get tips for himself
He's got every love book sittin high on his shelf
He hides them from Oprah, or rather does she?
It's her giant head covering everything... I CAN'T SEE!
 
LOL

I told you once and I aint sayin it no more!
I kicked her huge headed self out the door
I dont want it or need it so you just shush!
kiss your posters your pictures and videos of bush!
 
So she's gone from your life but is she out of your heart?
Her voice is music to your ears, even her breath and her.. farts.
You go on the defensive when her name is brought up
I know it plucks your heart strings cos she's ridin' your truck!

(Of love)

:huh:
 
LOL!!!

just mind ya own business and stick with the bush
you were told not to meddle and I even said shush
why you gotta make me think of her in this manner I say
just stick to your Georgie and my hurt will go away haha
 
So you're jealous of Bush? I knew it all along
Guess what? Oprahs head just grew another foot long
If she ever read this what would you say in your defense?
Or we could just run away and hop over her fence?
Knock on her window and I'll point at you
Telling her you made homemade cookies in stew
She'll set the dogs loose and cast YOU away
And that's why you're a farmer now rolling in hay
 
hehehe... my phone is ringing and I don't feel like answering,

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pp[[phw n(that was my baby entertaining you all while I was on the phone.... now let's see who I have to write a poem about)


Our dear ol' Poe,
who's love is pure as the driven snow.
For Oprah you say?
No that loves gone away.
His love grew
through the stew
made by you, lil miss.
Through the tastiest dish
filled with fish and
some other delish
ious stuff you'd put in
for your beloved
Your own puddin and pie
Georgie porgie
with stars in your eyes
you'd become blind with love
and so Poe stole your stew
'cause there was nothing else he could think to do
Through that bite
it opened his site
his heart pounding in fright
at the realization
of the new sensation
spreading throughout
his loins for lil miss
Well she is quite the dish
and I can't say I blame him
and I don't mean to shame him
with this poem confessing
his love for a stew.
 
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SPREADING THROUGHOUT HIS LOINS FOR LIL MISS *chokes and bangs feet on the floor from laughing* :lmao:!!!
 
Ape that was fantastic, you never cease to amaze me
Though I do have to ask if you can double glaze me?
poe's been screaming and my ears are bleeding
He can't find Oprah so he's terribly needing...
someone to make him more stew, MAYBE YOU!?
Or maybe I, chicken fried pie?
Who said that and where?
Goggly-eyed stare?


Omg I don't even know what happened to that. :mellow:
 
lol :lol:
Lil miss you tasty dish you
can't say that you
taste of soot and poo neeeew not you

I'll have that chicken fried pie and some googley eyes too
and I'll trade you for a pot of my fabulous stew
I tried to duplicate the one Poe had eaten
but as for a cook, you've surely got me beaten
even more than the eggs in the chicken fried pie
Come closer so I can poke you in the eye

That'll teach you for out cooking me :p ;)
 
Hahahaha :lol:

Ouch my eye, how very dare you
Come here so I can violently glare at you
Did I hear you say no? Well then you'll get a smack!
Right on your tibia and slightly on your back
Yes I said slightly, that means ever so little
So count yourself lucky and grind with the grittle

:huh:
 
YAY I love knowing people who bring instant happiness
it makes me happier than a ..um....a...uh.... ___enis :eek:
Oh my, nevermind, don't read, that should be censored
but I can't stop now, I need to be mentored
in the art of being sensible
Now I gotta go,
sorry, *pets your tenticles*
I said TENTicles you sicko
lol..... now I'd really better go :S
 
OMG! HAHAHA! You freakin genius! :lol:

Please don't go, you bring me joy!
Or if you go then slap a toy
For being more fun than me
How dare it, now it's all slippy
This makes no sense
Look at poe caught on Oprahs fence
I'm gonna miss ya, but take care of yourself
If you walk into wall it wasn't me... but the elf.
 
lil miss mj doncha be all amiss
Ape may be fun but that ain't no diss
to you who excel in phenomenal wit
and I becha that Ape don't mind that a bit
true, if Poe's glance could turn from Miss O
then he would join us to know
that lil miss mj is one jovial lass
all say yep! and pass the sassafras!

hmm....

:tease:
 
Queen g, how funny to see,
You've posted in this thread, then buzzed off like a bee?
I see you've got colours all over the place,
And I like your poem, I think it's ace!
 
Who is that poster
With the cute MJ signature?
We all know it,
It's instrument of nature!
She posts on Random Thoughts
Because she's a fan
And she is nice
So she won't get banned!

:lol: I'm not a great poet, sorry! :lol: But I tried...:lol:
 
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