MJ fans Jokes

[kottur13]

Where's "Love is a doughnut" from?!

 

[peace.love.mj]

"you can never run out of baby picture"

+ "stunning to look at" hahah there go MJ... trying to flirt ;')

haha those sound so familiar! but where are they from?!?!?

 

[MicHil]

haha those sound so familiar! but where are they from?!?!?

from LWMJ.... haha when he was talking to 2 young lady fans from Spain.

Where's "Love is a doughnut" from?!

Give Into Me... it sounded like love is a doughnut hahahha


...

ohh and let's add Glazed Doughnuts to the joke ;')

 

[amygrace]

This thread is most awesome :wub::wub:

 

[Arklove]

This thread is most awesome :wub::wub:

isn't it though?? I love it...

 

[PCR]

U AINT BAD U AINT NUFFIN! U AINT NUFFIN! :angry:

NUFFIN!!!

LOL!!! I had first read "muffin" "U aint bad, U aint muffin! U aint muffin!"

And I was like..."Muffin??

... that must be some kind of US slang joke..."

Errr.... sorry... English is not my first language

You're muffin!!!

 

[Arklove]

NUFFIN!!!

LOL!!! I had first read "muffin" "U aint bad, U aint muffin! U aint muffin!"

And I was like..."Muffin??

... that must be some kind of US slang joke..."

Errr.... sorry... English is not my first language

You're muffin!!!

:lmao: US slang joke....:cheeky:

 

[PCR]

when he's holding the camera and says see that ugly ape?? that is randy jackson, hey randy dance! see that clown???
in the same video i find it funny when he says: hey stacey your mother wants you hehe
and when he speaks with accent, he's so funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoszPv5mwCs

That was awwweeesssooommmeeee new for me!!!
hahahahahaa!!!!

"See that ugly ape??""
Priceless!!!

 

[rainny]

" I have an idiot for a sister, folks."

 

[amyzabeth]

"you can never run out of baby picture"

+ "stunning to look at" hahah there go MJ... trying to flirt ;')



Ey' yo, Bishy G

I know, Bish, we waz watchin'

-Swagga G

oh lord. pfft Mike such a flirt. :smilerolleyes:

oh hil, let's just add this, You can never run out of booty pictures. ;p

 

[Em_Mj]

"even if you have a face only a mother could love"

 

[MicHil]

oh lord. pfft Mike such a flirt. :smilerolleyes:

oh hil, let's just add this, You can never run out of booty pictures. ;p

true dat.

and i did look back... and he was "trying" to flirt...
Brotha needs a lesson from me.

all he gotta do is "Hai Gurl, nice shoes, let's *pelvis thrust* :naughty:"

 

[amyzabeth]

true dat.

and i did look back... and he was "trying" to flirt...
Brotha needs a lesson from me.

all he gotta do is "Hai Gurl, nice shoes, let's *pelvis thrust* :naughty:"

mhmmm make sure you put "trying" to flirt in there lmfaoo!

:rofl: "stunning to look at" (raises eyebrows over sunglasses) pfft nice try Mike sdlfhsdjkfh those damn sunglasses, I wont to break them! He needs to wear his square reading glasses :wub:

 

[Arklove]

true dat.

and i did look back... and he was "trying" to flirt...
Brotha needs a lesson from me.

all he gotta do is "Hai Gurl, nice shoes, let's *pelvis thrust* :naughty:"

bahahahahaha....:lmao:

 

[StephluvsMJ]

I love this one

"MJ: I speak to Liza every week. We come from the same planet. Like Elizabeth does.

Interviewer: What planet is that?

MJ: It's called Capricious Anomaly in the Sea of Space... Just beyond our solar system, I think..."

 

[Arklove]

I love this one

"MJ: I speak to Liza every week. We come from the same planet. Like Elizabeth does.

Interviewer: What planet is that?

MJ: It's called Capricious Anomaly in the Sea of Space... Just beyond our solar system, I think..."

hahahaha...I love how he thinks!! Do you have a link for this please?

 

[analogue]

Mike - (Being sarcastic) - ''Oh yeah i'm thinking of putting (points at his forehead) a third eye right here''

 

[shaugnie]

I love this one

"MJ: I speak to Liza every week. We come from the same planet. Like Elizabeth does.

Interviewer: What planet is that?

MJ: It's called Capricious Anomaly in the Sea of Space... Just beyond our solar system, I think..."

Aww i love it! It always puts the biggest smile on my face!

 

[Julia]

'If you cant look after your cart you shouldn't shop!'
'You gotta let it simmer.'
'I'm the Michael Jordan of water balloon fights.'

I love these Michael is so amazing!!

Julia

 

[BunnyHead]

"Right. O.K., when you say boys, it’s not just boys, all kinds of girls."

"Come on, that’s just ridiculous. And that’s a ridiculous question."

"to this day, nothing. Still, nothing…"

"nothing, nothing, nothing…" -mhmm you tell that Bish Diane how it is Mike.


from the Primetime interview with Diane Sawyer.

I don't know I don't think the things Mike was saying were meant to be funny but I just lmao everytime that part of the interview comes along. I dun' knooww just the way he says these things I guess, that makes me laugh.

:clapping::clapping::clapping:
one of my fav parts of that interview!!!
and I love when he says "But since people wanna know I'll tell them"
He served Diane Sawyer, I never watched the interview until after his death:no::no: (because I was so sad when he got married)

yea they edited that part out. I read his lips mhmm.. that's exactly what he said. :lol:

wwattttt:wild::wild::wild:gif plz gif plzzzzzz

 

[raingirl]

''I even heard that Kermit The Frog made an apperance here''

"It's not easy being green"

:lol: this thread makes me chuckle.

"Sugarbabe had some...that's why she was dancin'"

the part where he talks about the old man (his uncle?) and the "white lightning" drink what he says about the man something like "he's quite a charachter" or something like that ...I loved that part on the PHM. I'm trying to find it on youtube but I can't locate it just yet

 

[prismsagainst5live]

"It's not easy being green"

the part where he talks about the old man (his uncle?) and the "white lightning" drink what he says about the man something like "he's quite a charachter" or something like that ...I loved that part on the PHM. I'm trying to find it on youtube but I can't locate it just yet

oh i love that bit and the whole possum eating tangent :lol:

 

[peace.love.mj]

^hahah "They have these little pink noses. They're very inviting but I wouldn't want to eat one"

hahaha he's too adorable...

 

[Sophielo]

"It's not easy being green"

the part where he talks about the old man (his uncle?) and the "white lightning" drink what he says about the man something like "he's quite a charachter" or something like that ...I loved that part on the PHM. I'm trying to find it on youtube but I can't locate it just yet

Lol 'white lightning', that was so funny. 'One sip of it will get you drunk. Tito had some, I didn't.' Hee hee, Sugarbabe's dancing was amazing, wonder if Michael taught her those moves!

 

[Snow White luvs Peter Pan]

this threat is so fun :wub:

i love the way he says in the grammy legend awards: "In the last month I've pased- where is he? to Here he's again" :wub:

 

[rainny]

" I'm not saying I'm this super-duper-star. I'm not saying that."

 

[CaptainEoLove85]

"Those songs are old. Jackie's old!" :lol:

 

[darlingdear]

I love it when they have that easter egg hunt and MJ says that the prize is:

"a trip to bermuda!"

the way he says it always makes me smile :lol:

 

[BillieJean84]

Mike - (Being sarcastic) - ''Oh yeah i'm thinking of putting (points at his forehead) a third eye right here''

lmfao can you please post this video?? is this in response to his plastic surgeries???:wild: Thank you.

 

[amyzabeth]

:clapping::clapping::clapping:
one of my fav parts of that interview!!!
and I love when he says "But since people wanna know I'll tell them"
He served Diane Sawyer, I never watched the interview until after his death:no::no: (because I was so sad when he got married)



wwattttt:wild::wild::wild:gif plz gif plzzzzzz

lol I was just playing he didn't actually call Diane a Bish in the last part. But in his head he probably did.