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[wendijane]

Direct knowledge is true wisdom.



well thats just not appicable to me either cos im jus a "dopey dora " :lol:
ahem ...onwards!

edit-the ice cream cookie we shall find :cookiemonster:

 

[Linda Jackson]

Take a look ate mine: "Acupuncture works."

What's supposed to mean?!?

Now I must go to find the golden ice cream cookie!

 

[Girlygirl]

If you still have loose change in your pocket at night, you didn’t tip enough during the day. Tip enough to change someone’s life

 

[Linda Jackson]

Lookie here: "Make sure the water works *before* you put soap on your hands. Or shampoo in your hair. Just a suggestion."

Uhm.. whatever :lol:

 

[SoS]

Meditation is not about doing nothing. It’s a very active process. It’s actually hard work.

 

[Lorraine]

Expensive cars: if you can’t park it, don’t drive it.

 

[Poefiend]

No creature wants to suffer or feel pain. Help others obtain joy. :yes:

 

[summer]

Strive to make smaller mistakes less frequently.

 

[Girlygirl]

Do you eat standing over the sink?


:lol:

 

[Lorraine]

Sometimes I don’t understand life. Other times I’m just bemused.

 

[Lorraine]

It’s hard to go bad when you do good.

 

[Girlygirl]

What secret(s) will you take with you to your grave?

 

[Poefiend]

Love and compassion. It really is that simple.

 

[FUJON]

Buy and give flowers before you’re in trouble. It’s a good investment.

 

[Marilyn Monroe]

If all it took is scribbles on the back of a napkin an hour before last call, bars would be hotbeds of entrepreneurial activity.

 

[Lorraine]

The more love you give, the more love you receive. Yes, it really is that simple.

 

[Lorraine]

No loose ends. Live a life without loose ends.

 

[Lorraine]

How old do you think you’ll be when you die?

 

[Poefiend]

Is your house haunted? Would you tell someone if it was?

LOL

 

[Marilyn Monroe]

When you see a wet paint sign on something, do you rush up and touch it?

 

[Girlygirl]

Cause and effect, actions have consquences

 

[Lorraine]

Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home.

 

[Lorraine]

It’s not the cards you’re dealt but how you play your hand

 

[Poefiend]

Beware of mixing emotions and money. It’s rarely a good combination.

 

[Girlygirl]

Yes, change really does begin with you. Better get started.

 

[Poefiend]

Sometimes I don’t understand life. Other times I’m just bemused.

 

[Lorraine]

At some point we all need to heal our wounds. Thicker scabs don’t count.

 

[Lorraine]

Bump

We can’t learn each other’s lesson. We need to step out of the way yet be there when help is needed.

 

[wendijane]

The more love you give, the more love you receive. Yes, it really is that simple.

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[Lorraine]

One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.