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[Girlygirl]

The world is so often a reflection of ourselves. Our internal lenses sometimes distort our view. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Reeta]

Started your Christmas shopping yet?

Ahem... yet? :huh: :lol:

 

[Poefiend]

An article of clothing is only as good as its zipper and/or buttons. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[mjtributepage]

there will always be a new tomorrow:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

sounds like a line from Annie? tomorrow tomorrow I love ya tomorrow! lol

 

[mjtributepage]

love ya tomorrow too and today :lol::lol:
hey this is not easy in another language not even for a miracle like me unk:

 

[Poefiend]

Lol ...........

 

[Poefiend]

A true warrior doesn’t need a gun. The battles s/he wins are not against external enemies. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[SoS]

Humans aren’t perfect. Neither are religons. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Do you remember what you dreamed last night? - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[sweet princess]

If you can’t write it down, you probably can’t pull it off.

 

[Poefiend]

Meditation is like dental floss; good for us, inexpensive, and yields rewards over time. Oh, and not enough of us do it. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Today IS mañana. - visit JetCityOrange.com



Manana?

 

[Poefiend]

an indefinite time in the future

 

[Lorraine]

Thanks......

 

[Poefiend]

Yw ,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[cinderella]

Any time spent brushing up against the Divine is time well spent.

 

[Girlygirl]

Hate your job? Why do you think they call it work? - visit JetCityOrange.com


:lol:

 

[SoS]

Call your mother. Call your father. Honor your parents. - visit JetCityOrange.com

* don't have to tell me twice! I'm calling both of them first chance tomorrow!!*

o God I'm so sorry I owe them both a phone call

 

[Lorraine]

Arguing as only lovers can. - visit JetCityOrange.com


:mello:

 

[SoS]

We all have the right to make our own mistakes. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Mere fertility is no guarantee of good parenting skills. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[BillieJeanDarling]

If you can’t write it down, you probably can’t pull it off.



Ooook... :mellow: :toofunny:

 

[sweet princess]

If you really want to get to know your spouse, divorce them. All will be revealed. - visit JetCityOrange.com

^^ :lol: I'm not even married yet. :lol:

 

[Lorraine]

Would you steal if you knew you wouldn’t get caught? Lie if you could get away with it?. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

You never have too much RAM, too big a hard drive, or a fast enough processor. - visit JetCityOrange.com :huh:

 

[Lorraine]

Youth has less baggage, more time, and less to lose. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

Some things in life can be considered tuition for the school of hard knocks. - visit JetCityOrange.com

Dont I know it!!

 

[Lorraine]

What was the last new word you learned? When was that? - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

It’s hard to go bad when you do good. - visit JetCityOrange.com