Online fortune cookies

[Lorraine]

Sometimes when I’m bored I want produce from another planet. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Poefiend]

I’m not sure how smart I am. I just keep my eyes open as I make mistakes in life. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[movingcoolcat]

If you really want to get to know your spouse, divorce them. All will be revealed. - visit JetCityOrange.com

True?:mello:

 

[Lorraine]

^ yes :lol: :mello:


Every mistake is a chance to learn something new, to get something right. - visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

Invest in your spiritual growth. It is true wealth.
- visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Girlygirl]

Each and every morning you have to say to yourself “Feet. Hit the floor.”
- visit JetCityOrange.com

:lol:

 

[SoS]

Money is not the only reason people work.
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[summer]

God doesn’t give us tests He thinks we can’t pass. Visit JetCityOrange.com



I believe that's true....

 

[Lorraine]

How fast do I drive? How fast do I drive? So fast the bat outta Hell is following me!
- visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[cinderella]

Two or more people and you’ve got politics on your hands.

 

[MissyJackson]

That person you find hard to love? You both need it.
- visit JetCityOrange.com

 

[Lorraine]

My inner avatar isn’t amused. Nope, not one bit.

 

[Girlygirl]

Remember: roll the window down and then spit

:lol:

 

[LindaC781]

Our children are payback for what we did as kids.


Considering what I did to my mother when I was little, I'd say that was accurate!! LOL!!

 

[Lorraine]

The mute button, by far the most important button on your remote.

 

[wendijane]

Our children are payback for what we did as kids


oh for me, so true !!!!!!!!!!

 

[cinderella]

Save money before you spend any. Pay yourself first.

 

[Poefiend]

Don’t wait til the eulogy to tell someone you love them. Otherwise they won’t hear you.

oh man I died in the other thread lol

 

[Lorraine]

Sex: perhaps no other part of the human existence is so misunderstood.

 

[movingcoolcat]

^^^very true.:lol:


Does honesty exist in a vacuum? Are you ethical when you’re all alone?

 

[wendijane]

Dating is like shopping. It doesn’t mean you’ll buy anything and take it home with you.

alrighty then :lol:

 

[Linda Jackson]

Mine says: "If you don’t have paint on your car, you don’t have any reason to honk. "

Hmm, yeah I.. guess... Unless you see a sign that says "Honk if you love cookies", then you MUST honk!! :lol:

 

[wendijane]

Mine says: "If you don’t have paint on your car, you don’t have any reason to honk. "

Hmm, yeah I.. guess... Unless you see a sign that says "Honk if you love cookies", then you MUST honk!! :lol:

:lol:!! too tru :cookiemonster:


mine goes :
"In time someone will look for you , better late than never ."

.............*backs away *
alrighty then :lol:

 

[Linda Jackson]

mine goes :
"Someone is looking for you in time , better late than never ."

.............*backs away *
alrighty then :lol:

:lol: I dont even know what that means!

 

[wendijane]

:lol: I dont even know what that means!

i kno !!
me too
*hides under a sheet or sumat *:lol:
yours was better !!!!! i wanna cookie toooo :lol:

 

[Linda Jackson]

i kno !!
me too
*hides under a sheet or sumat *:lol:
yours was better !!!!! i wanna cookie toooo :lol:

:lol: *goes to the kitchen and gets some cookies* You want some? xD

 

[wendijane]

:lol: *goes to the kitchen and gets some cookies* You want some? xD

i would LOVE some after reading that online cookie !!!!!!!


thanx you hun !!

trys again ..

 

[Linda Jackson]

i would LOVE some after reading that online cookie !!!!!!!


thanx you hun !!

trys again ..

xD

I wonder if there's a fortune cookie that says ice cream is good for you.. I have to check!!

 

[wendijane]

Skin, touch, bodily fluids, and slightly twisted imagination. Life is good.

:lol:..................hmmm guess it doesnt like me tonight !

linda -yes if a cookie like that does exsist... it should be LAW !!! lets find it LOL !

 

[Linda Jackson]

Skin, touch, bodily fluids, and slightly twisted imagination. Life is good.

:lol:..................hmmm guess it doesnt like me tonight !

linda -yes if a cookie like that does exsist... it should be LAW !!! lets find it LOL !

:lol: We will find the ice cream cookie!! The search has begun! :lol:

Mine said: "Does your phone number spell anything? Have you checked?"

Wow, I dont know! I have to check...