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[Girlygirl]

Are your morals absolute or do you make exceptions and bend the rules?

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[Michaele]

Life is gray, rarely black and white. Absolutes are for the immature among us.

 

[Lorraine]

The truth is usually easier to live with than getting caught in a lie.

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[MJ*PP]

How old do you think you’ll be when you die?


hmm, good one.. XD

 

[Pua]

Buy and give flowers before you’re in trouble. It’s a good investment.:flowers:

 

[Mjkop4ever]

tired :yawn:

oops!! wrong thread!! sorry

 

[SoS]

^ :lol:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re going to make the rest of us feel guilty for laughing at you.
:ermm: :lol:

 

[daphnieas]

One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.

mmmmmmm....kinda true.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Quick! What phase is the moon in right now?[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Chemistry: that which gets you wet.

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:blink:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Build once and Long Tail the hell outta it.
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[Lorraine]

Try brushing your teeth with the opposite hand for a week. And then switch back. Which feels normal?.



:huh:

 

[Girlygirl]

^:lol:


Skin, touch, bodily fluids, and slightly twisted imagination. Life is good.

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[cinderella]

Youth has less baggage, more time, and less to lose.

 

[Marilyn Monroe]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home.-_-[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Has there ever been a period in your life when you lost all faith?

 

[Magdalene]

It always seems to start with an itch. An innocent itch...

:mello:

 

[Lorraine]

I’m not sure how smart I am. I just keep my eyes open as I make mistakes in life.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Do you think spirituality is hard-wired into us? Have we evolved to believe?[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

We all have the right to make our own mistakes.

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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Actions, positive or negative, don’t go unrewarded.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Race to red lights. They’ll be green when you get there.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Any time spent brushing up against the Divine is time well spent.[/FONT]

 

[Magdalene]

The more love you give, the more love you receive. Yes, it really is that simple.

...
I don't think it's that simple and obvious.

 

[MJ*PP]

When you add up your life, is it an integer or a fraction?

 

[Michaele]

Grief is a process, not an event. Give it time

 

[Lorraine]

If you’re reading this, assume that life is good.


^_^

 

[Magdalene]

Cause and effect, actions have consquences.

 

[Pua]

Anyone can buy wine or flowers. Show up with champagne and orchids.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]If you do charitable work in order to hear "thank you", you’re doing it for the wrong reason. :yes: so true
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