Online fortune cookies

[Lorraine]

Well it’s split milk under the bridge now.

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[Girlygirl]

One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.

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[Pua]

Life doesn’t always give us do-overs. If you love someone, act accordingly. Right now, today. Don’t let one of you die with things unsaid, deeds undone.

This one is much too deep for me today

 

[Lorraine]

Reach out to someone who needs your love. You have it to share.

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[Ape]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Do you dream in black and white or in colour?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]

Never underestimate the vibration of flowers and their ability to affect internal change within us.[/FONT]

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Sometimes when I’m bored I want produce from another planet.[/FONT]

 

[Magdalene]

Someone helped you. Go help someone else.

 

[Lorraine]

Stop for a minute and think how much your letter carrier knows about you.

 

[Girlygirl]

Don’t expect others to make your life better.

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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]If you still have loose change in your pocket at night, you didn’t tip enough during the day. Tip enough to change someone’s life.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

If you dream that you’re having a heart attack, you better wake up and check.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]You’re almost home riding the bus when suddenly it occurs to you that you drove today.
um...... LOL
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[Pua]

Anyone can buy wine or flowers. Show up with champagne and orchids.


Ok this is the second time for this fortune...whoever shows up to take me on a date better read this:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

LOL Pua :lol:

 

[Lorraine]

How fast do I drive? How fast do I drive? So fast the bat outta Hell is following me!

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Do you think of time moving from right to left, or left to right?[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

You write the script that is your life. Don’t stutter reading your own lines.

 

[Lorraine]

My inner avatar isn’t amused. Nope, not one bit.

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[Pua]

Search for and celebrate what’s different between us. I will if you will.

 

[wendijane]

Skin, touch, bodily fluids, and slightly twisted imagination. Life is good.

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okkay...

 

[Lorraine]

^ :lol:


The dust in the bottom of the cereal box. Pitch it or eat it? Does it depend on what kind of cereal it is?

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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]The world is so often a reflection of ourselves. Our internal lenses sometimes distort our view.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

It’s OK to make mistakes. It’s not OK to make the mistake over and over again.

 

[Poefiend]

^ thats very true


[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Buying a house means spending money you haven’t made yet. sign of the times?[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

:wild:

 

[Poefiend]

LOL Usagi! :lol:

 

[Girlygirl]

:lol::cheers:

 

[Poefiend]

:lol:.............

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Do you think it would make a difference if everyone prayed all at once? Let’s try it.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Life is a ride. Please keep your hands and head inside the vehicle at all times.