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Why do cartoon characters always have only 3 fingers?
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]We can’t learn each other’s lesson. We need to step out of the way yet be there when help is needed. :D I like that one ......
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Love and compassion. It really is that simple.

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strive to make small mistakes less frequently

that's a good one, I think
 
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No. Television is fiction. That stuff in front of you, that’s real.

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Movie sequels are almost always a letdown. Why bother with them.
 
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As long as you’re going to work for an a**hole, you might as well work for yourself.

wtheck:eek::lol::lol::lol:
 
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Hatred poisons your heart and we don’t want that now do we?


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[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Three things you don’t want to hear in a traffic jam: screeching brakes, an approaching siren, "I feel sick. Oops, too late". LOL!
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Getting old is a good problem to have when one considers the alternative. (Ironic or not? LOL)
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^^I'd say left to right because I'm left handed:lol:


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Money is but one way to keep score.
 
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Make perfect footprints; walk straight and true.


:clapping:I like this one:clapping:
 
Making a decision can pale in comparison to following through with it.
 
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