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Mere fertility is no guarantee of good parenting skills.

translation: just cuz you get someone pregnant or you are pregnant, don't make you a Good Parent :chichi:
 
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Relax. Breath. Everything will unfold as it should.

Hmm same as before... :unsure:
 
^ :huh: er..

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Sometimes I don’t understand life. Other times I’m just bemused.[/FONT]
 
How old do you think you’ll be when you die?


Why do I keep getting ones about dying :no:
 
^ I wish a loooooooooooooooooooooong life for mjsladyinhislife. :lol:
 
^ they are nuttin but frivilous signs. But...


Live Everyday as if it were Your Last.



(I mean nothing by that)
 
:fortuneteller:

Language molds the world. Write and speak deliberately, from your heart.

:)
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Two newspapers, two horoscopes. Why don’t they ever agree?.

:unsure:............
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True spirituality is inclusive, embracing all others.
Sorta rules out fundamentalists doesn’t it?

:bunny:
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Do you order the same thing when you go to your favorite restaurant?

Sometimes :lol: :lol:
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Chemistry: that which gets you wet.

:unsure::blink:
 
How old do you think you’ll be when you die?


Am I strange if this makes me laugh?
 
Growing up is supposed to be hard sometimes. It’s often painful and sometimes messy.
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]If you’re the yardstick, how will you know if you don’t measure up?

:unsure:
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:fortuneteller:

Everyone wants and needs family.
 
Would you steal if you knew you wouldn’t get caught? Lie if you could get away with it?.
 
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