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[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]We’re more alike than dissimilar.[/FONT]

 

[Pua]

That which is hardest to do is often the most rewarding.

 

[Pua]

Not all of you could have been priests in ancient Egypt. Some of you had to be work-a-day schmucks.

:blink::lol:

 

[Lorraine]

Words carry weight. Consider their impact before you speak.

 

[wendijane]

Words carry weight. Consider their impact before you speak.

sis, this is so true :mello:


um mine is ....Our children are payback for what we did as kids.


i always get that

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]No creature wants to suffer or feel pain. Help others obtain joy.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

Words carry weight. Consider their impact before you speak.

:flowers:.........

 

[Lorraine]

Never trust coffee you can see through, coffee in styrofoam cups, or anything called coffee served in an airplane.

 

[Pua]

:fortuneteller:

Language molds the world. Write and speak deliberately, from your heart.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Love centers around acceptance and forgiveness.[/FONT]

 

[Ape]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Attitude: don’t leave home without it.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home.

 

[Pua]

One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.


isn't that the truth...........

 

[Girlygirl]

Know when to say no.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]There’s every reason to believe that tomorrow will be better.[/FONT]

 

[JMoonwalker88]

^^^ thats a good one!!

Don’t do anything you’d be embarassed to tell your grandmother at the Thanksgiving table.

 

[Pua]

Our children are payback for what we did as kids.


I don't have kids yet

 

[Lorraine]

Putting your office key in your front door? Then it’s time for a vacation.



I have done that :lol:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Call your mother. Call your father. Honor your parents.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

The glass is always half full. If you assume it’s half empty it might come true.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Watch closely those who always tell you how honest they are.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Sex is part of a healthy lifestyle.

:mello:

 

[MJ*PP]

omg^:lol:

Words carry weight. Consider their impact before you speak.

 

[Girlygirl]

Never underestimate the vibration of flowers
and their ability to affect internal change within us. :girl_in_love:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]We grow through our children as much as we raise them.[/FONT]

 

[Magdalene]

Relax. Breath. Everything will unfold as it should.

really?

 

[Lorraine]

What was the last new word you learned? When was that?



Ooo Last night when someone said a word to me I didn't know the meaning of... but do I remember that word? No :lol:

 

[Pua]

:fortuneteller:

Watch closely those who always tell you how honest they are.


Amen to that! :clapping: liar liar pants on fire :lol:

 

[Lorraine]

^ :lol:


Make the bed if you want to get invited back into it.

 

[Pua]

^^:lol::crackingup: