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[Lorraine]

Make perfect footprints; walk straight and true.

 

[Pua]

How fast do I drive? How fast do I drive? So fast the bat outta Hell is following me!


:lol:

 

[Girlygirl]

Direct knowledge is true wisdom.

 

[Lorraine]

What’s the youngest memory you can recall? Pleasant or sad?

 

[MJ*PP]

Relax. Breath. Everything will unfold as it should.

I hope so..

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Life doesn’t always give us do-overs. If you love someone, act accordingly. Right now, today. Don’t let one of you die with things unsaid, deeds undone.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Quick! What phase is the moon in right now?

 

[Pua]

Don’t do anything you’d be embarassed to tell your grandmother at the Thanksgiving table.

my Grandma is cool:lol:

 

[Ape]

^ :lol: good thing?

 

[Pua]

As long as you’re going to work for an asshole, you might as well work for yourself.


I beg your pardon:wtf2: :lol:

 

[Lorraine]

What’s your reaction when you find out someone has a tattoo you didn’t know about before?


Nothing

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Meditation is not about doing nothing. It’s a very active process. It’s actually hard work.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

Watch closely those who always tell you how honest they are.

 

[Pua]

Arguing as only lovers can.


:ermm: I don't argue

 

[Sasha01]

Fortune: "Two or more people and you’ve got politics on your hands."

lol!

 

[Lorraine]

Humans aren’t perfect. Neither are religions.

 

[Pua]

Sometimes I don’t understand life. Other times I’m just bemused.


:ermm: You got that right.....

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Sometimes there is no magic bullet. Buckshot is the best you can do.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

Everyone gets there. Some of us just take the long way home.

 

[Pua]

Each and every morning you have to say to yourself “Feet. Hit the floor.”

:lol:

 

[Pua]

Love is its own reward.

:ermm:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Acupuncture works.[/FONT]

 

[wendijane]

Direct knowledge is true wisdom.

JetCityOrange, a site like no other

 

[Lorraine]

If you do charitable work in order to hear "thank you", you’re doing it for the wrong reason.



I never want to hear thank you...

Is this pay back for what I just said to those at my door trying to sell things? :mello:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Don’t expect others to make your life better.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

How fast do I drive? How fast do I drive? So fast the bat outta Hell is following me!

:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Some experiences are home grown MBA’s. Real world stuff they don’t teach you in business school.[/FONT]

 

[Pua]

The more love you give, the more love you receive. Yes, it really is that simple.

:ermm: maybe

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Never underestimate the vibration of flowers and their ability to affect internal change within us.[/FONT]

 

[Magdalene]

Grief is a process, not an event. Give it time.