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[Pua]

Ain’t my ranch. Just a hired hand. Take it up with management.

:lol:

 

[cinderella]

Actions have consquences. Make sure you know where your ripples touch the pond’s shore

 

[Michaele]

When was the last time you changed your toothbrush? Isn’t it about time to change it again?


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lmao.

 

[Lorraine]

Your LOVE Fortune: Where there is great love there are always miracles. --- The intesity of your feelings will cause good things to happen that are beyond your wildest dreams.

Your LIFE Fortune: A man who makes no mistakes - seldom makes anything. --- Shake off uncertainty and fear - move ahead boldy with your plans.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Getting old is a good problem to have when one considers the alternative.[/FONT]

 

[Lorraine]

Your LOVE Fortune: Loving, healing words can make a difference now. --- Giving and forgiveness around you, a kind heart can open a new world for you.


Your LIFE Fortune: Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford --- Focus on the good, write down the steps to take you where you need to go and you will be there sooner than you thought.

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[Pua]

One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.

:wtf2: :sarmoti :lol:

 

[Magdalene]

Would people who know you well be surprised if they saw a list of your passwords?

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]You can judge a neighborhood by its used bookstores.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

Call your mother. Call your father. Honor your parents.

:wub:

 

[Michaele]

Family: those you can never divorce.

 

[Pua]

Reach out to someone who needs your love. You have it to share.

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Beware of mixing emotions and money. It’s rarely a good combination.
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[Lorraine]

Your LOVE Fortune: Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one. --- Appreciate the good qualities of the person near you and you may see them in a new light - and ignite an old flame.



Your LIFE Fortune: There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein --- Retain your sense of wonder - look at the details in what surrounds you to find the answer to a bothersome question.

 

[Lorraine]

Your LOVE Fortune: Loving, healing words can make a difference now. --- Giving and forgiveness around you, a kind heart can open a new world for you.


Your LIFE Fortune: Time is like the snowflake that on your finger lit. It disappears while you are thinking of what to do with it... --- Try to remain in the present - set goals for the future - but live now and the future will take care of itself.

 

[MJ*PP]

No, none of my change is spare. Thanks for asking though.
:lol:

 

[Pua]

The truth is usually easier to live with than getting caught in a lie.

You got that right...

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]An article of clothing is only as good as its zipper and/or buttons.[/FONT]

 

[Girlygirl]

Some things in life can be considered tuition for the school of hard knocks.

 

[Pua]

One of those days when your only goal is to get through the day with your sense of humor intact.


it's psychic:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

:lol:............

 

[Lorraine]

Tell those close to you that you love them before it’s too late.



spooky.... :blink:

 

[Beautiful_Immunity]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]How much do you know about your own birth?

LOL!
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[Lorraine]

Getting old is a good problem to have when one considers the alternative.

 

[Pua]

Life is a ride. Please keep your hands and head inside the vehicle at all times. :lol:

 

[BruceWayne]

"He’s got more excuses than a virgin on prom night."

WTF?

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Think climate, not weather. One hot day does not a heat wave make. :lol:
tell that to the thermometer?!
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[Lorraine]

Your LOVE Fortune: There is nothing permanent except change. --- If you long for stability and an unchanged situation, things cannot move forward --- with openess, you and your love can grow and grow together.




Your LIFE Fortune: Yesterday was never here and tomorrow will never be but today is a gift that's why they call it 'present,' --- live in it today...

 

[Pua]

There’s every reason to believe that tomorrow will be better.


Amen, although today isn't too bad:lol:

 

[Poefiend]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Is your house haunted? Would you tell someone if it was?

Figures Id get that one today :lol:
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