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Do you remember what you dreamed last night?


I do not recall at the moment:ermm: :lol:
 
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]The kind of person who checks the boxes marked other and all of the above.

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Avoid passing your pain on to others. Transmute it through spiritual alchemy.[/FONT]
 
Would people who know you well be surprised if they saw a list of your passwords?


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Try brushing your teeth with the opposite hand for a week. And then switch back. Which feels normal?

oh.
 
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Meditation is not about doing nothing. It’s a very active process. It’s actually hard work.
 
Ain’t my ranch. Just a hired hand. Take it up with management.

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]We’ve been going through your garbage for several months now and we have just a few questions for you...

*HIDES* I did Nuffin'
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^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:!!!

[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Language molds the world. Write and speak deliberately, from your heart.[/FONT]
 
Expensive cars: if you can’t park it, don’t drive it.


I agree after the first ding, I gave up where I park, people will be inconsiderate towards other peoples property no matter what, just rude.
 
If it’s not what you want, it isn’t a bargain at any price.
 
God doesn’t give us tests He thinks we can’t pass.


I like this one:)
 
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