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Relax. Breath. Everything will unfold as it should.


 
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Reach out to someone who needs your love. You have it to share.

:)
 
Never underestimate the vibration of flowers and their ability to affect internal change within us.

:)
 
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How fast do I drive? How fast do I drive? So fast the bat outta Hell is following me!

:crackingup:
 
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Buy flowers for someone you love. No, I mean today!.


I'm buying me some after work :D
 
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Anyone can buy wine or flowers. Show up with champagne and orchids.

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Have you made arrangements for your survivors to recover all your various passwords and PINs? Now would be a really good time to take care of this.

:eek:
 
Dating is like shopping. It doesn’t mean you’ll buy anything and take it home with you.
 
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Everyone has baggage. Compatability is finding a matched set.
 
Language proficiency can be measured in how well you understand jokes and can flirt.
 
mjsladyinhislife said:
Language proficiency can be measured in how well you understand jokes and can flirt.
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Say what!? o_O

Look Lorraine, if you have a moment, I need to pull you to the side and have a little talk with you. Right this way...in fact, please, step into my office...

:lol:
 
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Our children are payback for what we did as kids.

Harsh :lol:
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Every mistake is a chance to learn something new, to get something right.


:clapping:I like this one:D:clapping:
 
You write the script that is your life. Don’t stutter reading your own lines.
 
mine: [FONT=Verdana, Arial,Helvetica, sans-serif]Attitude: don’t leave home without it.

*snap*
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It’s OK to make mistakes. It’s not OK to make the mistake over and over again.


well aint that a ........mindreader:unsure:
 
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