MJ fans Jokes

Lisa Marie: "we have a normal life..we argue...sometimes..."
Michael: "About WHAT??"

I LOVE the way he says that!
 
I'm not sure if anyone has posted this
I can't remember it word for word but it's from PHM.

"We shouldn't use fire, Mac I'm scared"

:wub: Awww.

Oh and also, one that makes me :lol: is "this is me, experimenting with socks"
 

This must be one of he funniest things ever!!!!!!

Bear.... bear.... bear.... LOL!!!!!!!

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"You gotta head whooping coming, I'ma whoop your head!" LOL.

"HEY HE'S CHEATING! HE'S CHEATING!"

Martin :angry:

Michael :heart:

I love Living with Michael Jackson. it's what made me become a fan of Michael as a person..
 
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He is so patiently IMPATIENT at that part...Only Michael...lol I :wub: him !

Oh maaaannn!! Sure he is!!!
Sooo cute... and lovely... and sweet.... and... it gives me butterflies... and ooopsss.... you know what else....
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it's garbage, it's trash, it's TABLOID JUUUUUUHHHNK!
 
I see someone said "You don't climb trees!?" but I don't think it's complete without the "You're missing out!" :D
 
"oh me ME ME ME MEEEE... sorry"

"what is that? how does it work? can i see it? does it hurt?"

"I can handle it too" :naughty:

"What a Schmuck... Back up...!"


and simply...

ALL HAIL THE GOLD PANTS.
 
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I see someone said "You don't climb trees!?" but I don't think it's complete without the "You're missing out!" :D

I said it xD

"you DON'T CLIMB TREES?!?!?!"

- NO I DO NOT

"...you're missin' out"

pahahaa. :')
 
"some of us like to play it safe, and take each day as it comes...
some of us like to take that CRAZY walk on the WILD saaaaaiiide, :devil:
so for those of us, who like living dangerously :ninja:

THIS ONES FUR YOU!" *runs off*
 
MJ: "Can you put that on the list? Get your pen, so you can mark it and not forget"

Man: "I'm uh getting the list now"

MJ: "Ok. DID we get thooooose?... I like those, why didn't we order those?"

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"YOOOHOOO"
"THIS ONE, THIS ONE, THEEEEES, THEEEEEES, THEEEEEES, THIS ONE!"

omg. LOL.
 
'See you at the wedding!' :D

:hysterical: i was going to write ...that was hilarious


"some of us like to play it safe, and take each day as it comes...
some of us like to take that CRAZY walk on the WILD saaaaaiiide, :devil:
so for those of us, who like living dangerously :ninja:

THIS ONES FUR YOU!" *runs off*

Yaaaay i loooveee..

That performance!! That was the first time i saw michael and because of that performance i became a fan!! I think i was 8 then.
 
Pap: "can you still moonwalk michael?"
MJ: "why wouldn't I be able to?"

god i laughed so hard when that came out.
 
i wish you all would post video links to some of these. I have never heard of some of them before and would love to see them. lol
 
"I like gurls with big legs and BIG........ eyes..."

lmfao Mike when he was a kid.

tsk..tsk...tsk...

hmm....

"YooHoo" From LWMJ when he went shopping.

"Where's Beyonce" again michael tsk..tsk...tsk... lmfao

That's all I can think of right now, I will try to think of more.
 
"some of us like to play it safe, and take each day as it comes...
some of us like to take that CRAZY walk on the WILD saaaaaiiide, :devil:
so for those of us, who like living dangerously :ninja:

THIS ONES FUR YOU!" *runs off*

Sexiest thing ever....period...
 
lmfao Mike when he was a kid.

tsk..tsk...tsk...

hmm....

"YooHoo" From LWMJ when he went shopping.

"Where's Beyonce" again michael tsk..tsk...tsk... lmfao

That's all I can think of right now, I will try to think of more.

good one Bishy G.
*cough*I'mAgentBeyonce*cough*

"would you like a spotted dick?" :hysterical:

"What about Geography?"

"You ain't NOTHINGGG!! NOTHINGG"

"I'm tellin' ya..."
 
"You gotta head whooping coming, I'ma whoop your head!" LOL..

Where is this from??? lol

Pap: "can you still moonwalk michael?"
MJ: "why wouldn't I be able to?"

god i laughed so hard when that came out.

hehehe...I never heard that before either!

Michael: (mid speech).........the imagination.......
Random Fan: (FAN SHOUTS) Of me and and you Michael!

:swoon: I love that !! His reaction was so sexy and sweet!

Do it and you're dead...

I love his accent when he says that!
IIII would like to sing with youuuuu

Woouuld....you like to sing with meeee

Doesn't his voice sound divine?? :swoon:
"what is that? how does it work? can i see it? does it hurt?"

??? I don't know this?? lol
MJ: "Can you put that on the list? Get your pen, so you can mark it and not forget"

Man: "I'm uh getting the list now"

MJ: "Ok. DID we get thooooose?... I like those, why didn't we order those?"

I love it when he persists...lol
"would you like a spotted dick?" :hysterical:

bahahahaha...I forgot about that! Was that from that phone conversation??
 
good one Bishy G.
*cough*I'mAgentBeyonce*cough*

"would you like a spotted dick?" :hysterical:

"What about Geography?"

"what is that? how does it work? can i see it? does it hurt?"

"I can handle it too" :naughty:


and simply...

ALL HAIL THE GOLD PANTS.


hahah I haven't heard these!!!
Do share :D

Is the "I can handle it too" from the story Michael Bearden told or something else?!?
 
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