MJ fans Jokes

[BillieJean84]

'There'll be some stairs here so i can hug a couple of girls''

''Weeeeeeeeee''

''A little more booty. That's funny''

''Be quiet you fat headed rascal''

Fans - ''We love you Michael''
Michael - ''I love you more''
Fans - ''No we love you more''
Michael - ''Ok ok i love you most! Got you''

Whats the one where he says 'so i can hug a couple of girls' from? that on youtube??

btw I like think that MJ is singing about me in 'Girl is Mine' ; wrote that for me.

 

[Nivea]

haha where is that from?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8reGEben0g0

Hilarious!!! :laugh:

 

[analogue]

Whats the one where he says 'so i can hug a couple of girls' from? that on youtube??

btw I like think that MJ is singing about me in 'Girl is Mine' ; wrote that for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HraEoa5W-_U - Go to 1:06

 

[BillieJean84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8reGEben0g0

Hilarious!!! :laugh:

ok stupid question but really is MJ really "drunk" ? or did the owner of the video just say that?? MJ was prob just messin around bein silly, not intoxicated at all.

 

[PCR]

Love it!!

 

[BillieJean84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HraEoa5W-_U - Go to 1:06

omg I started bawling as soon as that was said. Man I can't believe hes really gone. what a sweetheart. Every man should take after MJ. thats for sure.

 

[Nivea]

ok stupid question but really is MJ really "drunk" ? or did the owner of the video just say that?? MJ was prob just messin around bein silly, not intoxicated at all.

lol! Nooo he wasn't drunk! this is one of the earliest demos of bilie jean so he was improvising, not drunk! lol! I'm pretty sure the person who put the video up was just kidding

 

[Reeta]

What a schmuck, back up!

:toofunny:

My mind is empty, can't come up with anything!

 

[Tin Angel]

DUN BER BER LEE :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Arklove]

hehehe...no he wasn't drunk, but when Michael sings some lyrics...Man, you have to wonder sometimes...lol....."I sit in a cup, in a ride..." lol

I love the pictures of the bears in the end.....Bear......Bear......Bear......OMG...that is hilarious!

 

[Nivea]

hehehe...no he wasn't drunk, but when Michael sings some lyrics...Man, you have to wonder sometimes...lol....."I sit in a cup, in a ride..." lol

I especially liked "BUTTERCUP A DAY HEY HEY!" :lmao:

 

[Sils]

Oooh that Billie Jean demo is so hilarious! I literally cried laughing when I first saw/heard it! :lol:

I love this thread!

 

[JMie]

I especially liked "BUTTERCUP A DAY HEY HEY!" :lmao:

yeah me too! I watched this clip so many times, but it doesn't get any less funny :lmao::lmao:

 

[Popescu]

indeed

From youtube

Chinese Man: You forgot to pay
Michael : GAH!
Cris Tucker: you forgot to COOK the food
Chinese Man Come back to pay
Cris Tucker: Food no Good

:rofl:
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"I'm a NICE PERSON!! I just took a shower! And I washed my hair thoroughly!" :jump:

 

[Popescu]

peace.love.mj, the green giant? do tell

 

[kottur13]

You GOT to let it simmer!

 

[Arklove]

You GOT to let it simmer!

He is so patiently IMPATIENT at that part...Only Michael...lol I :wub: him !

 

[analogue]

''I'll give you more than a hug''

 

[Sophielo]

Michael: (mid speech).........the imagination.......
Random Fan: (FAN SHOUTS) Of me and and you Michael!

 

[kottur13]

Do it and you're dead...

 

[StaceyMJ]

Do it and you're dead...

LOL!
Skipper!!

 

[analogue]

''I hope this puts to a rest a rumor that has been in the papers for to many years. Me and Janet really are two different people''

''He's gone from where is he? to here he is again''

 

[kottur13]

*On cherry picker* "Weeeeeee!"

*On cherry picker* "Hi ."

"Waaateeer...waateeer..."

"More booty...haha, that's funny...

"

And "Mike Junior"...:cheeky:

Wait, I just realised all these are just funny moments, not jokes...oh well.

 

[peace.love.mj]

peace.love.mj, the green giant? do tell

Haha. Well it's from the Bashir interview.... Here's a link to the clip..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfT_rxIizvY

Haha I just love that so much! Every time I see a green giant commercial I crack up haha

 

[Em_Mj]

I'm not like other guys :lol:

 

[kottur13]

I'm a lover not a fighter!

 

[Tom]

"It's just a plug!"

 

[rainny]

IIII would like to sing with youuuuu

Woouuld....you like to sing with meeee

 

[peace.love.mj]

"It's just a plug!"

haha what?!?! I don't think I've heard that one!

I thought I had seen every video on Michael but I'm still finding out new quotes!!! haha

 

[Adore]

'See you at the wedding!'