Don't worry, Bumper Snippet.
Although I don't enjoy your style of comedy all that much, I admire you for trying to bring some levity in here while we wait for news.
This thread has become a bit of a joke. MJ's new album should be joyous, but instead all we seem to do is keep complaining, feeling a sense of entitlement, thinking about the next product we can consume.
Lets just take a step back, realise how awesome this will be, be nice to each other and be constructive.
It's been a long wait and an emotional couple of years, but there's more to gain from this release than a shopping list. Just let it happen organically, absorb it all and enjoy it.
If people want to joke around, lets not cut them down for it. All positive input should be welcome. As you put it, GinnyJackson, if you don't find Bumper entertaining, ignore it. Let others have their fun. It's only fair.
...I don't often post anymore, but I had to say something.
Jeremy.
EDIT: That being said, maybe paraphrasing Smooth was a bit much.