Here's a review of the reality series from the New York Daily News:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...12-10_the_jack5ons_you_have_been_4warned.html
Here's a good guess why we didn't know the handful of things we learn about the Jackson family on the A&E reality series that kicks off Sunday.
Those things aren't very interesting.
Viewers who just want to see Jacksons talk and hang out will be satisfied. Those looking for the first-time-ever inside revelations the promotions seem to promise should expect to keep looking.
The series was commissioned before Michael Jackson's death, without his participation, and just four Jacksons are involved: Jermaine, Marlon, Jackie and Tito. Randy is unseen and unreferenced. Janet is heard on a phone call, but otherwise she, Rebbie and LaToya are also MIA.
This lineup, better than anything on the show itself, confirms what we've always heard about the Jacksons. Like almost any large family, never mind one that's lived under a burning spotlight for four decades, they're fractious. They fight, they disagree, and in the end they've got a bond they don't and maybe can't share with anyone else, because that's how families work.
Which is fine. But it doesn't leave much for this lightweight show, whose mission nominally is to record the Jackson Four getting back together to record a 40th anniversary album.
That project lurches along slowly amid clear tension between Jermaine and the other three.
Absent Michael, he clearly expects to be the star, writing and singing most of the songs.
So he records a vocal track. He leaves the studio. The other three erase it.
Then Jermaine blows off a photo shoot. He had pinkeye, he explains. To which one of the others points out they all wear sunglasses in their photo shoots.
Yet conversely, there's also a scene where Jermaine breaks down as he talks about how he stayed with Berry Gordy's Motown label in 1976, when the other members of the family broke away and signed with Epic.
The reason he stayed, he says, is not because he was married to Gordy's daughter. He stayed because he felt an obligation to the man who gave them their start.
It was hard, he says. He felt so alone. They all have a group hug.
In any case, the series naturally takes a dramatic turn when Michael dies and much of Jermaine's focus shifts to doing something in his memory.
That doesn't work out very well, either, and while it's clear the brothers are shaken and saddened by Michael's death, viewers should not expect any intimate or inside reactions here.
And that's fine. They have every right to keep those thoughts private.
But it doesn't add much to a show that's already so thin, it's difficult to imagine anyone outside hard-core Jackson fans finding much to keep their attention.