PurpleParrot
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At the dinner:
Waitress: So Mr. Jackson, are you ready to order?
Joe: No I'm waiting for someone young cutie lady...
...30 mins later
Waitress: Still want to wait Mr. Jackson?
Joe: Yes, thank you
...1 hour later
Waitress: Need anything now Mr. Jackson?
Joe: Well, no but what if you put yo azz on that chair here
Waitress: Uhg!! Sorry Mr. Jackson, I'm working right now.
...1 other hour later
Waitress: I'm sorry Mr. jackson, we're closing in 30 minutes, would you like something to take out?
Joe: No thanks, but yo can join me in my limo *laughing*
.......
Next day.. Tabloids article about the dinner:
''Joe Jackson was so popular last night that he didn,t even had time to eat. There was so many people that when the waitress tried to help him get out of the restaurant, he refused, scared she would get hurt in the mob.....''
Waitress: So Mr. Jackson, are you ready to order?
Joe: No I'm waiting for someone young cutie lady...
...30 mins later
Waitress: Still want to wait Mr. Jackson?
Joe: Yes, thank you
...1 hour later
Waitress: Need anything now Mr. Jackson?
Joe: Well, no but what if you put yo azz on that chair here
Waitress: Uhg!! Sorry Mr. Jackson, I'm working right now.
...1 other hour later
Waitress: I'm sorry Mr. jackson, we're closing in 30 minutes, would you like something to take out?
Joe: No thanks, but yo can join me in my limo *laughing*
.......
Next day.. Tabloids article about the dinner:
''Joe Jackson was so popular last night that he didn,t even had time to eat. There was so many people that when the waitress tried to help him get out of the restaurant, he refused, scared she would get hurt in the mob.....''