CM Punk - Going into Money In The Bank, Punk was seen as having a better chance of winning than some, but since he had won the previous year, many figured a repeat wouldn't happen. Well, he did repeat, and in doing so came out the victor in arguably the second best match of the show. Punk now has a big boost of momentum and a chance to get back into the top mix again. Another major title reign, or will Punk be the first MITB winner to cash in and not grab the gold? Only time will tell. Elevator: Up several floors.
Kane, Kofi Kingston, MVP, Shelton Benjamin, Christian, Fit Finlay, Mark Henry - In an eight-man match, it is almost a given that certain wrestlers will end up being "background players" to others in the bout. However, Money In The Bank was so well planned, everyone got time in the spotlight. Whether it was suicidal spots (Benjamin), cool ladder offense (MVP, Finlay, Kofi) impressive power displays (Kane, Henry) or just getting an incredible pop when it appeared victory was at hand (Christian), everyone had a moment in the sun during the match. Elevator: Up a floor all around.
Santina Marella - Is it all worth it? Is it worth being a total buffoon to get a few minutes of the Wrestlemania spotlight? Actually, I'm willing to wager that most wrestlers would say "yes" and would be willing to do something even more ridiculous than Santina did in order to get on the show. Still, this isn't going to be seen as any kind of classic moment, and Santina, despite having a crown, isn't any better off than she.... er, he, was before the show. Elevator: On the same floor.
Mickie James, Michelle McCool, Melina, Beth Phoenix - If nothing else, at least WWE thought enough of these four performers to allow them to be the final combatants in the battle royal with Santina, allowing them to have a spot or two, rather than just the aimless brawling that dominated much of the short match. Sure, all of them would have preferred a more traditional match, and they certainly earned that opportunity to impress on the big stage. Too bad that wasn't in WWE's plans this year. Elevator: At least they're riding in the elevator.
All the other Divas - When the announcers don't care enough to acknowledge you, why should the fans care about you. Unless you almost brained yourself on the ring apron (Gail Kim) or fell out right in front of the commentators, your appearance in the Battle Royal might very well have gone unnoticed. Hell, I didn't even know Joy Giovanni was in the match until this morning! For many the current Divas, just getting to walk out was more than they expected. For the former Divas, well, it was a payday. Elevator: Sorry, take the stairs.
Chris Jericho - Like Randy Savage with Buster Douglas, Piper & Orndorff with Mr. T, Bam Bam Bigelow with Lawrence Taylor, and many others, Chris Jericho "took one for the team" and got knocked out by a celebrity in order to get WWE some mainstream press. He's a company man, for sure. However, in addition to a Wrestlemania payday, Jericho also got to wrestle Ricky Steamboat for a few minutes, and wipe out Ric Flair on an international stage. Not a bad tradeoff, and Jericho will have the memory of working with two of the greatest ever long after the rest of us forget about Rourke's punching skills. Elevator: He got to work with Ricky Steamboat and Ric Flair in the same night. He can float up floors right now.
Ricky Steamboat - For 70,000 fans in Houston and hundreds of thousands watching on PPV, Ricky Steamboat was the one legend who looked like he belonged in the ring. For us older fans, it was like a quick time machine trip to 1989. The armdrags, the leaps off the top rope, the swiftness in the ring. It is cliché to say, but the Dragon breathed fire one more time. I'm still angry with the camera man for missing Steamboat skinning the cat back into the ring. Also in true Steamboat fashion, he did what was right for business and put over Jericho too. Elevator: Up to the penthouse.
Roddy Piper - I'll be honest, Hot Rod will always get a pass on me for anything he does. It's not because he is one of my all time favorites either. Simply for kicking the crap out of cancer two years ago, if the Rowdy One wants to get in the ring and poke someone in the eyes, it is okay with me. To be objective though, watching Roddy in the ring last night was a case of the mind being willing, but the flesh being weak. He tried though, and I'll give him credit for that. Elevator: On the same floor.
Jimmy Snuka - The Superfly looked really old, probably because he is really old. Unlike his partners, Snuka didn't have the fire of Piper or the ability of Steamboat, and it was just sad to see him in the ring. Mercifully, he wasn't in there long, and thankfully, he didn't attempt to climb to the top rope during the match. Elevator: Doesn't go up anymore.
Mickey Rourke - Whenever I see hair like Mickey Rourke's, I realize that losing mine isn't such a bad thing after all. I don't know how much money WWE paid Rourke to show up and do that angle, but whatever it was, it was money wasted. Elevator: He got a lapdance from Marisa Tomei, so I respect him, but he's not getting on the Elevator.
Matt Hardy - While it wasn't the incredible showdown some were hoping for, Matt Hardy's win over Jeff was a nice kickoff to a feud that should help carry WWE through the spring and summer months. Matt got his opportunity to be in a high profile singles match at Wrestlemania, something that didn't seem likely a few years ago. The win gives him bragging rights over his brother, and I'm looking forward to a promo from him about how Jeff's "recklessness" cost him again. Elevator: Up a floor.
Jeff Hardy - Jeff Hardy is always looking to create that insane spot that will everyone will remember at Wrestlemania, and while his double table splash and high ladder hurdle were amazing, they will most likely rank second behind Undertaker and Shelton Benjamin's insane dives on the program. That said, Jeff brought out the big spots and his loss to Matt sets up what should be a really fun series of matches. The only downside is that Jeff now sees himself pretty far away from the title picture and main event status. Elevator: On the same floor.
JBL- Well, they say that all wrestlers should go out on their back, and JBL certainly did that. My only question is, if JBL planned this match a long time ago, why was the build so rushed? Elevator: No longer in operation.
Rey Mysterio - Mysterio got to play the role of Kane this year. A win, a championship, and a match that was so short, most people won't remember it happened. On the bright side, Mysterio is so popular he could help reestablish the Intercontinental Title as something fans should care about. Elevator: Up a floor.
The Undertaker & Shawn Michaels - History, ultimately, will be the judge of their match on Sunday. It is always hard to judge how a match will be seen so soon after it is completed. However, I feel fairly confident in saying that when people discuss the "greatest" Wrestlemania matches ever, this one will come up in discussion with Hart vs. Hart, Michaels vs. Ramon, Steamboat vs. Savage and TLC. For thirty minutes, two of the best ever delivered an incredible performance that was so much better than anything else on the show, I almost felt silly putting up a "Best Match" poll for the event. The Streak stayed alive, and Michaels was once again "Mr. Wrestlemania." Elevator: Both men go right to the top.
Edge - For the second straight year, Edge entered Wrestlemania a champion and walked out without a title. At least he is finally in the main event picture, where he belongs. He wasn't actually pinned in losing the championship, so there is a ready made storyline for him to face John Cena in singles matches down the road. Also, given the storyline lowered expectations for the match, Edge and Co. did a good job of at least giving us a fun bout to watch. Elevator: No more title, but on the same floor.
John Cena - Poor guy. First his movie doesn't do as well as hoped, then he gets booed at Wrestlemania again. Still, to his credit, Cena continues to try hard in the ring, and did his part in making the Triple Threat match better than expected. Also, never say the guy isn't strong, as my back was hurting watching him heft Big Show (and for a short time, Edge) around the way he did. Cena's got the belt back, which had a "here we go again" vibe to it. It's up to WWE to put Cena in a position where his hard work can turn people's opinions around. Elevator: Got the belt back, but on the same floor.
Big Show - The big guy looked a little goofy doing the old Andre "tied in the ropes" spot, since Show's body shape is very different, and he should have been able to get his legs under him and get out. However, I will forgive that, as Show obviously had his working shoes on for the match and contributed to a good bout. Was it as good as some of his Undertaker matches over the past few months? No, but at the same time, those were cases where Show was working with another "big man", which upped the believability factor: Elevator: Up a floor. Elevator: On the same floor, but pressing the button to go up.
Randy Orton & Triple H - Much like Undertaker & Shawn Michaels, I am putting these two together, but for the opposite reason. This time, instead of sharing the praise, they share the criticism. The "main event" of Wrestlemania was a huge letdown. Please, Orton and HHH defenders, don't bother with emails about how "no one could follow Taker vs. Michaels" and succeed. No one is asking them to have a better match than that. However, Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna followed Razor vs. Shawn, Hulk vs. Andre followed Steamboat vs. Savage and Chris Jericho vs. Triple H followed Rock vs. Hogan, and the crowd didn't fall asleep during those matches. Whether it was the fact that we've seen the match on PPV a half-dozen times before, or the physical effort in the ring, or whatever, this match didn't click and was a weak ending to Wrestlemania. They know it, we know it, end of story. Elevator: Down several floors.