Well I have a friend that has a pair of her grandfather's old glasses, man those things are thicker than coke bottles. I believe we went to a Justin Timberlake concert shoot I can't remember who we saw perform, anyway she brought the glasses with her and told the security ppl that she was legally blind and had to be up close to the stage. Well those dummies believed her and we waltzed right on in and got up front. I had to help her walk because she couldn't see a damn thing with those glasses on (she had to keep them on until we got down by the stage). I damn near pissed my pants from laughing at her scam. She is a con-artist and a damn good one, she will hustle you out of you skin if given the chance. I think I will have to call her when MJ comes to town so that she can hustle us backstage or at least up front by the stage. I gotta see if I can find a pic of her in those glasses..