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Michael: Wax on.. wax off!!! Hiiiiiiyaaaaa!!!!I am the karate kid. I can take you on!!!!show me what you got.
Sumo: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Michael: ahhhhh ok, ok!!!!maybe I can't take you on. But i can moonwalk all over you haha!!!

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Michael:*talking to himself* dog-gonnit, I forgot the lines again.. whatever the fans will like whatever I sing, mike starts to sing to the crowd* ABDCEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ... Now i know my ABC'S next time won't you sing with me!!!!
Crowd- *cheers and goes wild*
Michael- *to himself* I knew they would love it* Thank you all, I Love you more..maybe The alphabet song will be on my next album..
 
^^ :lol: I would love that too!!!!he would do a good job at singing that song too, the crowd would probably go wild hehehe
 
MJbabe21 said:
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Michael: Wax on.. wax off!!! Hiiiiiiyaaaaa!!!!I am the karate kid. I can take you on!!!!show me what you got.
Sumo: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Michael: ahhhhh ok, ok!!!!maybe I can't take you on. But i can moonwalk all over you haha!!!
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:rollin::rollin:
 
Gisselle said:
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Mike: How many times do I have to tell you? Keep the camera focused around my crotch area.I am trying to create a new dance with it.
Camera man: Ok Mike if you say so... (even though we get enough of the crotch action)
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Gisselle said:
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Breakfast was soo good. The eggs just melted in my mouth!!! And the pancakes, man don't even get me started on those pancakes they were finger licking good! Hmm, I wonder if I still have the syrup on my fingers...

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Mike: Minnie I will never let you go! I love you soo much!
Minnie: Mike your hurting me ,and your kinda sweaty...
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MJbabe21 said:
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Michael: Wax on.. wax off!!! Hiiiiiiyaaaaa!!!!I am the karate kid. I can take you on!!!!show me what you got.
Sumo: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Michael: ahhhhh ok, ok!!!!maybe I can't take you on. But i can moonwalk all over you haha!!!

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Michael:*talking to himself* dog-gonnit, I forgot the lines again.. whatever the fans will like whatever I sing, mike starts to sing to the crowd* ABDCEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ... Now i know my ABC'S next time won't you sing with me!!!!
Crowd- *cheers and goes wild*
Michael- *to himself* I knew they would love it* Thank you all, I Love you more..maybe The alphabet song will be on my next album..
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LMFAOOOO! :hysterical:
Omg, hilarious, everybody in this thread is too good ahahahah.
 
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Michael: weeeee. I'm light as a feather..picking me up is like nothing!
Sumo guy: yeah yeah.. we all know this already!!!
Michael: Oh hehehehe

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Michael: One.....Two. One + One= Two!!!
Whitney: Yes Michael, you have two fingers up!! wow you can count *sarcasm*. I hope the camera guy got a good shot of me!!!
 
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Michael: grrr I'm just too sexy!!Don't you agree ladies???


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N.C.- Oww Michael you're getting closer!Are you going to kiss me?you know you want to.
Michael- heheh maybe..maybe not, you'll have to just wait and see.
N.C.- oh I like that you're so mysterious.
Michael- haha!!by the way Noami,you have something on your lip.
N.C.- well take it off by kissing me or i'll throw a cell phone at you.

^^^ sorry I just had to say that last line, nothing against Noami. she is soo pretty imo, but wow she has a temper sometimes!!!:p
 
^^LOL!! :hysterical: Funny.
Omg, and that pic of MJ is just.. :wub:
 
hehe i know :D... oh which picture of MJ????he takes some nice pictures..
 
MJbabe21 said:
hehe i know :D... oh which picture of MJ????he takes some nice pictures..
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Now that I think about it, both pics actually! :D:wub: He is oozing hawtness.
LOL :mello: and the second one, woaaah, they way he holds her! :ph34r:
 
Sasha01 said:
Now that I think about it, both pics actually! :D:wub: He is oozing hawtness.
LOL :mello: and the second one, woaaah, they way he holds her! :ph34r:
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lol..i got to agree with you, he is ozzing hehehe!!!:dribble: lol ohhh i know, lucky her!!!!
 
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Mike: Yessssss!!!!! I beat him at thumb wars! I will forever be the reigning champion of thumb wars!!!
Guy: ....Ok Mike we get the point....

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Mike to fan: You want me to do what?!?!? You want me to bite my nail and give you a piece of my nail?!?!( .....sometimes the fans ask for some odd requests)
 
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Michael: is this almost over???and why are we all looking in this direction???Ohhhhhhhh I see why, that's just nasty.. yikes!!!

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Paps: Michael what do you want to say to your fans??
Michael: hahah Hercules...Hercules!!!!

:p
 
MJbabe21 said:
I'll give it a try..lol here :
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Michael- Luke....I am your father!!!!
Director- Uhhh Michael, wrong line!!! This isn't Star Wars, it's Captain Eo!

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Michael- Oh yeah, right!!!! *Mike flashes his BEAUTIFUL smile and blushes* uhhhh what was my line again??

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Michael- May the force be with you!!!ahhhhhh....
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:hysterical: :hysterical: you're so good at these! this thread is great
 
BPYTD said:
Lol at Naomi and the Cell phone comment, and all the rest. I like Naomi but its sooo true about her temper lol
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hahaha oh I know, Naomi has queit a temper, she don't need anyone to protect her, she has that covered.. she may be pretty and all, but don't let that fool ya, she'll kick your butt hehehe :p but come on..more.... i think all of you guys are funny!!Thanks WritergirlAD, I'm glad you like them..
 
MORE......:p


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Michael: SUCK IT!!!!yeah what now.hehehe( DX ... WWE's Triple H and Shawn Michael's style)

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Michael: To the left..to left, to the right ..to the right, now slide ..baby slide
Photographer: alright Michael, you're having way too much fun
Michael: now Tootsie roll, just Tootsie roll
Photographer: Are you done yet?
Michael: oh come on, have fun, enjoy yourself... be a little kid again!!!
 
I'll try my best with these.. :hysterical:

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Michael: My fans... I love you more, and means a lot to me that I am here. I am working very hard on some projects... very soon... *gets' tired of being mysterious* I will release the album very soon, HECK ILL GIVE YOU A DATE! ITS' NOVEMBER. :)
Guy in orange vest: OMG! :wild:
Officer on the far right: Oh SHIZZNIZ, the fans breaking the barricade. :mello:
Michael: *realizes the sudden mood change of the excited fans* ..and Ilove you more, I wanna thank mom, janet.. guy on helicopter... THANK YOU THANK YOU GOOD BYE. *rushes out of there*

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Michael: COME ONN LETS' PARTAAY IN THE HOUSE! :dancin:
Bodyguard: Michael, sir, you're in an airport.
Police with gun: *turns head* Dang, he has some moves, I can't dance!
 
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"....and so Oprah, as I was saying, you should never twitch your eyes or you'll end up like this"
 
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MJ: ARRRRRRR for the love of the God what have I told you about my M'F Gel my hair is going be all over the place! Gel and clip the back, GEL AND CLIP THE BACK THATS ALL I ASKED BUT NOOOOO.......

Guy backstage: Ummm Mike your ON stage, there 40,000 fans.....

MJ: Stop pressuring me! dammit! I'm tired of this stylist, I'm tired of his schemes, these gels are disgusting, Imma hire a new team.........Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Guy backstage: Umm hes just ad libing folks he he *turns off MJs mike*
 
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"That's a bit inappropriate Oprah, but yes, it's THIS huge!"

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"Quit lying"

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"Maybe... maybe it's a tad smaller" *looks into the sky thinking*
 
^^OMGGG AHAHAA TAD SMALLER!! :hysterical:!!




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Left Bodyguard: GUYS PLEASE KEEP BAA..*gets cut of by Michael*
Michael: Let ME handle this OKAY?? You think I'm a not tough enough to handle this?? Don't be rough with the fans man.
Right bodyguard: Oooo someone gunna get FYYYYAAAARD.

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Michael: SEE HOW I'M DOING THIS? IT TAKES SKILL..*shouts to camera guy* TOO THE FANS! TO THE FAN PLEASE!

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Left bodyguard: He still not listenin'.
Michael: OHHH III'LL TELL EM' O LISTEN O' RIGHT. OVER THERE! THE FANS! IMMA MOONWALK ALL OVA YA IF YOU DONT GET THAT CAM OFF ME!


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Michael: OHHH... THERES' my contact..mhm.
 
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