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MJ - ''Huh there's nothing going on between us, we're just standing her chillin''
 
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Pop superstar Michael Jackson announces mission to Mars.
"It's probably quite easy." claims Jackson during a press conference.
 
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we come in piece

Or

Everythings fine, if there's a mess in the living room, we just came home
 
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OMG! whats Tom Sneddon doing here?, i swear for a moment i thought it was the girl from The Exorcist
 
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Mike: How many times do I have to tell you? Keep the camera focused around my crotch area.I am trying to create a new dance with it.
Camera man: Ok Mike if you say so... (even though we get enough of the crotch action)
 
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Breakfast was soo good. The eggs just melted in my mouth!!! And the pancakes, man don't even get me started on those pancakes they were finger licking good! Hmm, I wonder if I still have the syrup on my fingers...

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Mike: Minnie I will never let you go! I love you soo much!
Minnie: Mike your hurting me ,and your kinda sweaty...
 
I'll give it a try..lol here :

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*Michael to himself* Shamone Mike...No..no ...no, don't look!!!!. I can't resist, nooooo My eyes have locked onto Whitneys chest, I just can't resist!!!Owwwww hehehe so GORGEOUS!!!!

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Michael- Luke....I am your father!!!!
Director- Uhhh Michael, wrong line!!! This isn't Star Wars, it's Captain Eo!

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Michael- Oh yeah, right!!!! *Mike flashes his BEAUTIFUL smile and blushes* uhhhh what was my line again??

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Michael- May the force be with you!!!ahhhhhh....
 
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^^^ Hahahah thanks, idk why i have never done thris before???I'll do some more later though. first i have to think of what to say with the pics...:D but this thread is :hysterical:
 
here are some more that i will TRY:

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Michael: come on guys.. be fierce!!!you guys are like tigers GRRRRRR!!!!

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Michael: Wow Tatiana, you sure are Bootylicious!!
Tatiana: owww I..I like, ouch wait, you're grabbing it too tight!!
Michael: That's "The way you make me feel!"
Tat:eek:h Mike, stop.. hehehe

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Michael: what chu looking at, punk.. who's bad, shamone, who's bad??that's right you ain't nothin' I'm BAD!!!
 
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more....

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Michael:Neverland is up in the sky..and ummmmm go to a star? uhh forget... Neverland is In California, yeah i live there..

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Michael: hmmmmmm...hmmmmmm..hmmm * mike to himself* (Ok I am ready).. You are not alone..(lisa cuts him off)
Lisa: Mike, just get to what you are going to say..haha
Michael: oh yeah right... Does my hair look ok?
 
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Oh I got another one for this....

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michael: Ebony and Ivory living in perfect harmony...
lisa: hahaha I don't know him...
 
Oh can i use this too, it reminds me of Robert De Niro's Taxi driver

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**K do you think you're talking to?"
 
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^^^^ :lmao::hysterical: thats so funny!!good one!!!:p I hope this thread goes on and on.
 
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