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[Fayik]

LMFAOO!!! ^^ :rofl: :rofl:

"is this bitch done talking i need my beauty sleep"

 

[BPYTD]

^^^^^^^Bwahahahahahahahahaha :lmao:
Edit: I'm off to bed thanks you guys I'm going to be laughing myself to sleep :lol:

 

[Fayik]

^^^^^^^Bwahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

come on man join the fun! do more!

*wakes up*

"bitch says WHAT about muh mama?"

"oh why yes, she is a beautiful person"

 

[Sasha01]

YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE FAYIK!! :hysterical: YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

 

[Fayik]

YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE FAYIK!! :hysterical: YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

Thanks ^_^

 

[Fayik]

"is this how you do the thriller move?"

"a ho ho- that's a kneeslapper!"

"I was being serious"

*cue twilight zone music*

 

[Sasha01]

Thanks ^_^

You're welcome.

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Diane Sawyer: BLAHBLAHBLABHBLAHBLAH WHY MARRIAGE. BLAHBLAHBLAHBLABH WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? BLAHLAHLAHLAH... What are your views on this situation?
*PAUSE*
Michael: *gargling drool sound* Kuuuuhhhh... *snores*...zzzzZzZZzz..
Diane: MICHAEL? We're live...

Michael: HUH? ...oh.

Michael:... Uhm...

Michael: Sure I would like a cookie.


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I remember this one from another forum a long time ago :hysterical:..

DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR??!

Michael: I DON'T THINK YOU READY FOR THIS JOURNAY I DON'T THINK YOU READAAAY FOR THISSS... MAH BODY TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YAAH BAAABEEE.

 

[Fayik]

OMFG :lmao: :toofunny: LMAOOZ@!!

 

[Alatariel4_mj]

these are good!!!

 

[TialovesMJ]

^^OMGGG AHAHAA TAD SMALLER!! :hysterical:!!




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Left Bodyguard: GUYS PLEASE KEEP BAA..*gets cut of by Michael*
Michael: Let ME handle this OKAY?? You think I'm a not tough enough to handle this?? Don't be rough with the fans man.
Right bodyguard: Oooo someone gunna get FYYYYAAAARD.

Michael: SEE HOW I'M DOING THIS? IT TAKES SKILL..*shouts to camera guy* TOO THE FANS! TO THE FAN PLEASE!

Left bodyguard: He still not listenin'.
Michael: OHHH III'LL TELL EM' O LISTEN O' RIGHT. OVER THERE! THE FANS! IMMA MOONWALK ALL OVA YA IF YOU DONT GET THAT CAM OFF ME!

Michael: OHHH... THERES' my contact..mhm.

Buahhhahahahahahahaha! :hysterical: you guys are too funny!

 

[TialovesMJ]

more......

Michael: What kind of deoderant do I use?
Back up dancer: jee Michael I have no idea
Michael: Yes, it's a SECRET..

hahaha^ from the secret deodrant commercial, eventhough its for girls..just has too

Michael:*spreads open his legs* ahhhh I can't help it,i have a weggie!!!
Ola: hahah you're so cute.. but did you have to share this info.?
Michael: you're cute too.. did me digging out my weggie thrill you?
Ola: haha ewww no
Michaelshhhh..."Girl my weggie can Thrill you more than any goul will ever dare try!!!"

 

[Mjkop4ever]

TOO FUNNY :rofl::rofl: Thanks for sharing! I love this thread!

 

[WritergirlAD]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: you guys are great at these!

 

[TialovesMJ]

hahaha sure is...come on, let's keep these going hahahaha!!!you guys are all too funny

 

[BigDaz]

Michael's new career as a plumber gets off to a bad start.

Japanese factory begins manufacturing Michael Jacksons.
"Every home will have one by 2015" said a spokesman.

 

[Fayik]

Michael's new career as a plumber gets off to a bad start.

Japanese factory begins manufacturing Michael Jacksons.
"Every home will have one by 2015" said a spokesman.

I don't get it

THE SECOND ONE IS HILARIOUS :lmao: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Sasha01]

*SLASH KEEPS ON PLAYING GUITAR WILDLY UNDER A SPELL*
Michael: *feels hopeless* ..You know what.. Tell me when hes' done, I'll be backstage eating my PB&J sandwich.

Michael: *SIGH..* Damn bills.

Michael: OMGOMGOMG! WEEEEEE THIS IS SOO DANGEROUSS REBEL! REBEL! :wild:
Brother in back: Michael... you're not moving.

Dancers: MMMHMMMM. THATS' HOWS IT DONE! *act all tough*
*Michael & Britney in another world*
Michael: ... Thank you..for...:blush:.. coming by..and.. and, performing with me- US, today..
Britney: Oh! Your welcome Michael! It was my pleasure.
Michael: Mmmhmm.. *hugs lowly*
Fans in the background: GOOOO GETT EM' MICHAEEELL WOOOO

 

[Fayik]

OMFG!! :lmao: :toofunny:

That's hilarious! And OMG look how low he is hugging Britney! Britney's hugging him on his upper-back and Michael is on her ass! LMAO!

 

[Mjkop4ever]

Michael: OMGOMGOMG! WEEEEEE THIS IS SOO DANGEROUSS REBEL! REBEL! :wild:
Brother in back: Michael... you're not moving.

:rofl: Be careful Mike :lol:

 

[TialovesMJ]

*SLASH KEEPS ON PLAYING GUITAR WILDLY UNDER A SPELL*
Michael: *feels hopeless* ..You know what.. Tell me when hes' done, I'll be backstage eating my PB&J sandwich.

Michael: *SIGH..* Damn bills.

Michael: OMGOMGOMG! WEEEEEE THIS IS SOO DANGEROUSS REBEL! REBEL! :wild:
Brother in back: Michael... you're not moving.

hahah how cute!! I like it!!!

 

[Fayik]

"Hmm you look like someone I know... I like your outfit.... why are you copying me? STOP IT! Hmm.... UR A SKANK!!"

......*silence*

*turns around*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CARBON COPIES EVERYWHERE!!!

 

[TialovesMJ]

^^^ hahaha :lmao:

 

[Fayik]

^^^ hahaha :lmao:

I thought that was a disappointing one -_-

 

[TialovesMJ]

I thought that was a disappointing one -_-

huh?why?.......................

 

[TialovesMJ]

You're welcome.

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Diane Sawyer: BLAHBLAHBLABHBLAHBLAH WHY MARRIAGE. BLAHBLAHBLAHBLABH WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? BLAHLAHLAHLAH... What are your views on this situation?
*PAUSE*
Michael: *gargling drool sound* Kuuuuhhhh... *snores*...zzzzZzZZzz..
Diane: MICHAEL? We're live...

Michael: HUH? ...oh.

Michael:... Uhm...

Michael: Sure I would like a cookie.


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I remember this one from another forum a long time ago :hysterical:..

DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR??!

Michael: I DON'T THINK YOU READY FOR THIS JOURNAY I DON'T THINK YOU READAAAY FOR THISSS... MAH BODY TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YAAH BAAABEEE.

danggg Sasha..you are funny too!!! lol at the bootylicious one

 

[Sasha01]

^^ Thank you.

 

[TialovesMJ]

^^^ I know......same here

 

[Fayik]

Oh well then thanks guys :flowers:

 

[BigDaz]

New barbeque terrifies Micheal with its sheer power.

 

[Sasha01]

Michael: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL LOOOOK AT THAT

Girl: MMMHMM! I know.. you want me??

Come and get it.
Michael: uke: ... uhm..

Michael: Uhh....NOO. Miss, you got TOILET PAPER stuck on your shoes!

Girl: AHHH! MICHAEL! I'M LEAVING!!
Michael: *snickers* its' still on your shoe.