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ill give it a try..

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MJ: pose with me.. or you're gonna get it
panther: *cries* momma!!!

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MJ: dont touch me there!
man: *talks to self* i think im in love with MJ

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MJ: hey Diana whoever told you to wear that wig? let me at them!

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MJ: *im gonna make her bald, hopes she doesnt see me*
Diane: (signaling LMP to look at the monitor)
LMP: uh oh.. caught yah!
MJ: darn diane! whose side are you? it's art!
 
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MJ: Dang! this chick is a dude??!?

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MJ: Oprah your hair is hilarious!

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man: what's that smell?! *pretends not to mind*
MJ: *giggles and smile to the fans saying to self -that was me!!!!!
 
:lol: at the last photo caption with MJ and that random guy... thanks
 
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aaaaaaaaw this is HOT WATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
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Embarrassed about spilling his Pepsi, Michael denies the floor is sticky and continues dancing...
 
HAHAHA! that pepsi one is too funny

but here. i took a bash at it...sorry i didn't take time to do any really funny ones:

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HEY! WHAT ARE YALL LOOKIN AT! MY FACE IS UP HERE!!!!

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HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
people off camera: (p1:hey, do think he realizes he's on a stinkin carousel
p2: yeah no kiddin. i think that butterfly just past him)

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Michael:woah. hold it! did that chick just flash me!
Guy: ehhh..i dunno mike, i think that was a dude.
Elizabeth: oo look, a juggler

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ABC, easy as one, two.....one, twooo....man! what were those lyrics again. it's been so long since i sang the song!.... come on mike! think!
 
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MiKe: is my stomack stickin' out

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Mike: this feline but my hand... i cant move it... am i suppose to smile at it ?!
Margaret the panther: i bit it once, and ill bite again... hmm...
 
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Fans are disappointed when Michael Jackson spends an entire 2 hour concert standing still.

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Jackson boasts about fishing trip during live performance.
"I caught one this big" he told his audience.

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Michael Jackson takes extreme measures to avoid hayfever.
His patented pollen-free environment suit cost over $1 million to manufacture.
 
I'll attempt to do some more :cheeky:

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Michael Jackson realizes that breakdancing is not his thing.
Mike: um...can somebody help me up? please?

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*gestures* I spent thiiiiissssss much on hair gel, and you're tellin' me you don't like my hair??

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wait, so you're telling me that a priest and a rabbi walked into a bar? and they....? hold on, can you repeat that please?

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MJ (thinking): haha this disguise is so great! No one will ever realize that I'm Michael Jackson!
Tatum (thinking): Just smile and go along with him.....hehe

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MMMM, I got some ketchup left over from lunch on my fingers........

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guy on left: Hey, what's that on your butt?
Michael: Stop staring at me and focus on the show or I'll punch you just...like...this!!
 
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Michael: Oh god, I'm falling, oh, damn, I'm falling.... I'm faaaaallling... I'm faaaaaLLIIING!!! SERIOUSLY I'M FREAKIN' FALLING OVER HERE! GAAAAAH!
 
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Bungee jumping stunt leaves Michael Jackson with a headache.
"His bungee chord was too long" said an expert.
 
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