Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

@staywild23 survived full Dangerous concert yesterday, so there is hope. He is so so sexy in it 😍 🥰, I myself was close to saywilding on it! (Yes that's a verb now).
I LOVE this!

I staywild
You staywild
We all love to staywild

I haven't done any staywilding for about a week now. Too much heat, too much humidity. It's killing me and not in a good way. The staywilding is on hold.
 
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I think we need to get the emergency kit out again. A hot drink and some biscuits. We need to calm her down.
*runs to get the kit* Don't get me started with the biscuits lol!

@staywild23 survived full Dangerous concert yesterday, so there is hope. He is so so sexy in it 😍 🥰, I myself was close to saywilding on it! (Yes that's a verb now).
I'm so proud she survived yesterday lol, I wish I could say the same for myself not only I was staywilding, I was glitching I was frustrated yet losing it at the same time 🤣 yes we definitely are expanding the vocab ladies!

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I'm not staywilding but my mind is roaming freely.
Yup. Exactly.
 
The staywilding is on hold.
You say this...
and you post this????!!!!

C'mon now!!! You can't claim to be on a stay wild hiatus and then post the ultimate wildin' content!!! Next thing I know you'll be posting sweaty, curly-haired, jacket-dropping, hip thrusting, pictures and gifs like staywilding means nothing to you!!!

Also, please do that ^
 
You say this...

and you post this????!!!!

C'mon now!!! You can't claim to be on a stay wild hiatus and then post the ultimate wildin' content!!! Next thing I know you'll be posting sweaty, curly-haired, jacket-dropping, hip thrusting, pictures and gifs like staywilding means nothing to you!!!
Seriously, girl. You don't know me. You have no idea how bad-tempered, lethargic and detached I get when I'm this hot (not that kind of hot, behave yourself, lol) and especially the humidity. Hate it. Can't tell you how much I hate it. I just detach as much as I can.

OK, enough with the irritation. I am stoked by this exciting new addition to the vocabulary. It's awesome. I plan to use it as much as possible. Even if it's not relevant. Especially if it's not relevant. :D

I'm still watching as much J5 and Jacksons stuff as I can and am struggling with how much more I love Michael than I had ever realised, iyswim. It's just overwhelming. How in the hell did he get to be that feckin' awesome?

HOW???????????

I do not know the answer.
 
Seriously, girl. You don't know me. You have no idea how bad-tempered, lethargic and detached I get when I'm this hot (not that kind of hot, behave yourself, lol) and especially the humidity. Hate it. Can't tell you how much I hate it. I just detach as much as I can.
I'm exactly the same way! This summer though I'm in a house with AC and very grateful. Last summer I was a miserable street witch of sweat and rage. I get it. I'm sorry you're dealing with that!!

OK, enough with the irritation. I am stoked by this exciting new addition to the vocabulary. It's awesome. I plan to use it as much as possible. Even if it's not relevant. Especially if it's not relevant. :D
LMAO sounds like an amazing choice! Since it is inspired by me, I will say that I do get outlandishly excited and wild about many things, so it really does apply in a lot of contexts. The best ones though are, of course, when i'm shattering into oblivion in response to Michael's endless sexual magnetism....

I'm still watching as much J5 and Jacksons stuff as I can and am struggling with how much more I love Michael than I had ever realised, iyswim. It's just overwhelming. How in the hell did he get to be that feckin' awesome?

HOW???????????

I do not know the answer.
Omg I relate so hard to this. I love him on a level that barely feels sane lol. And when I watch him, all eras of his life, it feels even more clear to me. It's not all "manhood" it's like a deep, unfathomable, bloody kind of love lol. It's intense is what I'm saying.

But yes in terms of his raging talent, it's impossible not to get lost in him in the J5 and Jackson's eras! He's on a whole other level. I can't comprehend how amazing he is. He barely seems real.
 
I'm so proud she survived yesterday lol, I wish I could say the same for myself not only I was staywilding, I was glitching I was frustrated yet losing it at the same time 🤣 yes we definitely are expanding the vocab ladies!
Lets keep living it up Dangerously!! Sometimes I see a simple picture like this, him just standing in that costume, with his curls, doing his thing, and I just cannot breath!

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I'm exactly the same way! This summer though I'm in a house with AC and very grateful. Last summer I was a miserable street witch of sweat and rage. I get it. I'm sorry you're dealing with that!!
Street witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM STEALING THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS MINE. IT BELONGS TO ME. ME, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a street witch. Jeez, I am so happy now.

LMAO sounds like an amazing choice! Since it is inspired by me, I will say that I do get outlandishly excited and wild about many things, so it really does apply in a lot of contexts. The best ones though are, of course, when i'm shattering into oblivion in response to Michael's endless sexual magnetism....
Stop it! Just stop it, will you!!!

All of this exciting new vocabulary. I am too hot and too humid to be able to cope with all the new, exciting developments.

Shattering into oblivion. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg I relate so hard to this. I love him on a level that barely feels sane lol. And when I watch him, all eras of his life, it feels even more clear to me. It's not all "manhood" it's like a deep, unfathomable, bloody kind of love lol. It's intense is what I'm saying.

But yes in terms of his raging talent, it's impossible not to get lost in him in the J5 and Jackson's eras! He's on a whole other level. I can't comprehend how amazing he is. He barely seems real.
All of this.
 
Lets keep living it up Dangerously!! Sometimes I see a simple picture like this, him just standing in that costume, with his curls, doing his thing, and I just cannot breath!

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Yes. Sometimes the simpler pictures are the best. This one is a beauty. I just think, 'Oh, Michael'.
 
@Hiker

Just got in a muddle in the chat. Tried to go back in but seem to be in some weird space where you're helping someone with a problem.

Yeah, I'm now in 'Conversation with Hiker' which makes no sense to me.

I'm no good at this, lol.
 
@Hiker

Just got in a muddle in the chat. Tried to go back in but seem to be in some weird space where you're helping someone with a problem.

Yeah, I'm now in 'Conversation with Hiker' which makes no sense to me.

I'm no good at this, lol.
and now you left the room!
 
I am a street witch. Jeez, I am so happy now.
You ARE a street witch! you always have been! This is your time to shine!

Stop it! Just stop it, will you!!!

All of this exciting new vocabulary. I am too hot and too humid to be able to cope with all the new, exciting developments.

Shattering into oblivion. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
The words are what I offer!! To an untrained eye they may appear unhinged, but to everyone else...

well, probably still unhinged. But hey! They are quite satisfying. No one can deny it. They capture the experience of being pulverized by our dear Michael.
 
I can't believe I lost the opportunity to see @zinniabooklover and @Hiker in the chat at the same time! I have grown to love the chat . Can you imagine a "LIVE" manhood-themed chat session among all of???
and @MacMandy90

OK, girls. Let me tell you how it went down.

First of all, everybody has to be extra nice to @Hiker today. She practically ended up having to babysit me last night. I kid you not.

So my brain collapsed under the hideous humidity and, in that crazy state, I ended up wandering into Chat. Do not ask why, I don't know. It was all a bit weird and, as per usual, I had no idea what I was doing. Hiker has a Private Chat section and I somehow managed to insert myself into that space. Do not ask how, I don't know. Then I did manage to get myself back out from there. Do not ask how, I don't know.

Back in the normal chat, the system was bleeping at me, I started whining, Hiker had to explain stuff to me. Then I started whingeing because she had emojis and I didn't. Hiker had to do more explaining. Then I didn't know how to leave.

I do know that at some point I had to come over here to Manhood to send up a cry for help. That's how bad it got, lol.

Then I did leave (because Hiker came through with yet another helpful explanation). Then the system was nagging me because, apparently, I hadn't selected a room. Or something. I really had no idea what was going on. Then I ended up back in the chat.

Then my router conked out. Which was probably for the best.

It might be a good idea for Gaz to create a separate space for me. Kind of like a digital playpen where I can't get into any trouble. If a kindly person could ensure that I have access to a never-ending supply of photos and gifs of Michael I could probably hack it. And there would be peace throughout the land.
 
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First of all, everybody has to be extra nice to @Hiker today. She practically ended up having to babysit me last night. I kid you not.
Awww, everyone here is always so nice to me 🙂

Hiker has a Private Chat section and I somehow managed to insert myself into that space. Do not ask how, I don't know. Then I did manage to get myself back out from there. Do not ask how, I don't know.
Actually it was a private chat better you and me where I had sent you instructions for uploading a photo long time back. It was probably blinking and that's why you clicked on it. Don't worry it's not a very simple interface to navigate. Step by step🪜
 
Actually it was a private chat better you and me where I had sent you instructions for uploading a photo long time back. It was probably blinking and that's why you clicked on it. Don't worry it's not a very simple interface to navigate. Step by step🪜
Well, I guess it was quite entertaining, lol. It's not quite so hideously hot and humid here today so my brain isn't quite so fried. My router conked out last night. Did you enjoy the film? I think you were multi-tasking between your work and a movie that came on.

Hiker, the Multi-Processor! :D
 
I can't believe I lost the opportunity to see @zinniabooklover and @Hiker in the chat at the same time! I have grown to love the chat . Can you imagine a "LIVE" manhood-themed chat session among all of???
Mm, maybe not such a good idea, lol. Woke up this morning ('half-asleep, with all my blankets in a heap and yellow roses scattered all around')

Sorry, couldn't resist quoting some lyrics by The Move (it was the 1960's). Let me start again!

OK, so I woke up this morning to find my mind madly engaged in lots of staywilding. No actual Manhood-threading was going on but lots of staywilding. Very unexpected but quite delightful. Especially as the humidity today has been so much less than it has for the last week to ten days. More energy to enjoy the staywilding, lol.
 
You ARE a street witch! you always have been!
I definitely have always been a street witch but did not realise it fully because I did not have the vocabulary. Now I do.

I am a street witch. Everyone should be afraid.

This is your time to shine!
Michael says this in TII. One of my fave parts (BOW). He says it to Orianthi. He looks beautiful while he is saying it.

"This is your time to shine. We'll be right there with you."

The words are what I offer!! To an untrained eye they may appear unhinged, but to everyone else...
They *are* unhinged. This is where the power is. This is where the magic is. This is where the excitement is. Unhinged vocabulary. This is what I want. :D

well, probably still unhinged. But hey! They are quite satisfying. No one can deny it. They capture the experience of being pulverized by our dear Michael.
They certainly do. You hit the spot every time.
 
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