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Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Hiker said:
So here are my goto gifs in order, see any pattern 🤣 managed to limit to 5. I need to make a compilation video! (my! feels like I am sharing way too much! but I need to focus on this thread today!)
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Exactly. It kinda does feel like that. Not in a bad way but just, I dunno, bit of a leap.

Between the humidity and brain meltdown, too much choice, too many years to look back on plus the 'sharing too much' thing - where to even start?
 
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Can't find mine so Hiker can have an extra one.
 
zinniabooklover said:
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For sw23.
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WTF?!! 🥵 🥵 🥵

I was too calm for you, wasn't I?!! That's why you've done this to me! I was keeping my shit too together and you knew it, so you had to throw out something that was bound to take me down. Well... you have succeeded... all peace and calm have left me...I am nothing but a bag of bones...

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS GIF?!

I get it. It's just Michael smiling. No hip thrusts or anything to send me into oblivion. But do you SEE that bouncing curl in front of his face?? Do you see the hair tied back like that?? Do you SEE his smile and his shyness and his all consuming sexiness all wrapped up in one?!

I'm not sure where to go from here lol
 
Hiker said:
If I found him sexy, at this point my mind would be actively resisting it because of my background.
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I still get this occasionally. I find it interesting. I doubt if I've ever had one simple, straightforward response to Michael.

Hiker said:
there is something very manly about it.
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This is one of the things I love. He is beautiful, handsome, pretty. He is elegant and graceful but always so very manly.
 
staywild23 said:
WTF?!! 🥵 🥵 🥵

I was too calm for you, wasn't I?!! That's why you've done this to me! I was keeping my shit too together and you knew it, so you had to throw out something that was bound to take me down. Well... you have succeeded... all peace and calm have left me...I am nothing but a bag of bones...

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN THE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS GIF?!

I get it. It's just Michael smiling. No hip thrusts or anything to send me into oblivion. But do you SEE that bouncing curl in front of his face?? Do you see the hair tied back like that?? Do you SEE his smile and his shyness and his all consuming sexiness all wrapped up in one?!

I'm not sure where to go from here lol
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These are all fair points you're making. Let me just finish you off. May as well, lol.
 
zinniabooklover said:
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These are all fair points you're making. Let me just finish you off. May as well, lol.
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🥵 🥵 🥵 💥 💥 💦 💦 💦

Where TF does his swagger come from??? Like. I've never seen ANYONE else with even a shred of what he has. I honestly think my ultimate weakness might be when he drops his jacket like this.. it's just. It's like...

I can't even articulate... I'm just...

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Ladies, I know I have shared this video before, but I must confess that I watch this video almost every day, multiple times a day. And I'm saying video because you need to watch it with the sound on to get full effect. This is not just a gif. This is an entire sexual experience lol. I think I shared it only a couple weeks ago, but it take up so much space in my brain I need to share it again...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394682329013043200

I just... I cannot with him. I swear it's like he's seducing that mic stand and by extension all of us. I don't even know if there are words for describing this level of sexy. I love this video because he is so fully embodying this performance. like, the way he flicks his fingers before settling his hand against the mic stand and then strokes it, gently caressing the entire length of it. Also the way his face kind of twists just a little bit when he sings "oh no" and the way his hips sway, like he's about to grind into the mic itself... I just don't know what to do with this. I watched it several times to write this little description and EVERY SINGLE TIME I got shivers through my entire body...

BUT IT IS ONLY SIX SECONDS. How can something that's only six seconds have this much of an effect on me? How? I don't understand it. That's why I'm saying the power he possesses is just like nothing I've ever seen anywhere else, ever.
 
staywild23 said:
BUT IT IS ONLY SIX SECONDS. How can something that's only six seconds have this much of an effect on me? How? I don't understand it. That's why I'm saying the power he possesses is just like nothing I've ever seen anywhere else, ever.
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I think we need to get the emergency kit out again. A hot drink and some biscuits. We need to calm her down.

query - is that even possible? :D
 
zinniabooklover said:
I think we need to get the emergency kit out again. A hot drink and some biscuits. We need to calm her down.

query - is that even possible? :D
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@staywild23 survived full Dangerous concert yesterday, so there is hope. He is so so sexy in it 😍 🥰, I myself was close to saywilding on it! (Yes that's a verb now).
 
Hiker said:
@staywild23 survived full Dangerous concert yesterday, so there is hope.
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I did!! And not only that but I went on to watch even more! (I did only survive 2 songs from the Bad tour though so...)

Hiker said:
He is so so sexy in it 😍 🥰
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Omfg he is soooooo *crazy* sexy in it! It's not like I didn't expect that, but I swear in that particular show he is just gutting. He smiled so much. Is anything sexier than his smile?? I mean, really. God. Also, what did you call it Hiker? "Framing" his crotch?? Who knew that alone could burn down an entire life lol

Hiker said:
, I myself was close to saywilding on it! (Yes that's a verb now).
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😂 😂 😂

Call it anything you like, but it is a fabulous, excruciating time! 😛
 
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staywild23 said:
Omfg he is soooooo *crazy* sexy in it! It's not like I didn't expect that, but I swear in that particular show he is just gutting. He smiled so much. Is anything sexier than his smile?? I mean, really. God. Also, what did you call it Hiker? "Framing" his crotch?? Who knew that alone could burn down an entire life lol
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It's funny that NOW I know why it's one of my favourite shows. When people ask which Dangerous concert is best, for me it's those where he looks happier, smiles, different audience interactions, or some unique dance step. I can't base it on vocals etc because I am sort of tone deaf! But the visuals :love:
 
Hiker said:
It's funny that NOW I know why it's one of my favourite shows. When people ask which Dangerous concert is best, for me it's those where he looks happier, smiles, different audience interactions, or some unique dance step. I can't base it on vocals etc because I am sort of tone deaf! But the visuals :love:
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Yessss! But the vocals were also soooo goooooood! I care about that A LOT too. The vocals were rivaling Bad tour vocals, IMO. They were excellent. He sounded stunning, beautiful, and sexy and he mirrored all of that with his dancing and look 😍 Seriously, all I would change is more closeups of his face in that footage. I just want to see his beautiful face all the time as much as possible lol
 
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