Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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I AM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER


My immediate reaction to this was hyperventilating. omfg. his smile. his curls. what is happening here? I need to go to bed...

PS: where the hell is this little gif from? why don't I recognize it? Why can't I stop watching it? 😭 🥵 ❤️
 
Oh, you have nothing to worry about I promise you! First, it is unlikely this will ever happen lol. But if it does, I promise it would not include any material from the actual thread here. I was mostly kidding when I said that anyway. I would never do anything like that...this is a safe space :)
Cool. Awesome. sw23 is the BOMB!

Wait, which fantasy do you mean? I am very tired and it is late here, so it is quite possible it's obvious and I am just losing it...
My fantasy about interviewing Michael. It is (was?) going to be a series of interviews but I was going to do the first one. Was it an interview or was it a conversation? It was definitely going to include me talking to Michael about music from the late (or mid - ) 1960's to the early 1970's (could go beyond that but this is the core period). Because we would have been listening to a lot of the same stuff and I wanna know his thoughts.

I NEED TO KNOW HIS THOUGHTS ON MY MUSIC.

Oh dear. Anyway, it's getting out of hand. It started out as it would be a fairly general conversation but I keep thinking of more and more specific songs (or bands or performers) I'd wanna ask him about. If I keep going this interview / conversation is going to last for about six months. Or six years. Who knows? I mean, the poor guy. I never intended to take over his life or drain the life energy out of him. But it's turning into a crazy epic. So I think I might have to drop it altogether. I think it's too crazy even as a fantasy.

I wonder if I could go back to school and learn how to do fantasies. 🤔
 
I AM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER



My immediate reaction to this was hyperventilating. omfg. his smile. his curls. what is happening here? I need to go to bed...

PS: where the hell is this little gif from? why don't I recognize it? Why can't I stop watching it? 😭 🥵 ❤️
Moonwalker my dear ;)

Mother of mercy just the look on his face and the swagger....*faints* 🥵😍
 
Moonwalker my dear ;)

Mother of mercy just the look on his face and the swagger....*faints* 🥵😍
See?? Here is the problem! I have not actually watched Moonwalker!!! I know. That is horrible of me. But I tried to once and I was too delighted and had to stop (it's strange how much MJ has made me aware of my tendency to deny myself things I love that I CAN watch, while endlessly teasing and torturing myself with things I can't actually access lol). Anyway that needs to happen.

THE SWAGGER dear God the swagger. I don't even have to see what you're referring to to know the swagger will end me. Speaking of swagger, I watched a couple Billie Jean performances back to back the other day and I can't even describe the physical reaction I have to his freestyle at the end. I see stars. The swagger is from another galaxy
 
See?? Here is the problem! I have not actually watched Moonwalker!!! I know. That is horrible of me. But I tried to once and I was too delighted and had to stop (it's strange how much MJ has made me aware of my tendency to deny myself things I love that I CAN watch, while endlessly teasing and torturing myself with things I can't actually access lol). Anyway that needs to happen.

THE SWAGGER dear God the swagger. I don't even have to see what you're referring to to know the swagger will end me. Speaking of swagger, I watched a couple Billie Jean performances back to back the other day and I can't even describe the physical reaction I have to his freestyle at the end. I see stars. The swagger is from another galaxy
Girl you gotta see the whole thing! Hahaha it's so easy to get carried away no matter at what point in that film, honestly I just literally break out giggling and just amped because of him lol :ROFLMAO:

That freestyle of his is just out of this world...out of many galaxies...:love:🥵
 
He looks INSANELY good here! And I think any pic he looks amazing in should be posted. I don't have eyes for anyone else in the shot anyway 😍
Fair point.

THE SWAGGER dear God the swagger. I don't even have to see what you're referring to to know the swagger will end me.
Indeed. His shoulders in that little gif are truly to die for.
Moonwalker my dear ;)

Mother of mercy just the look on his face and the swagger....*faints* 🥵😍
Look, Armed & Dangerous, I was in a meeting with Big Boss the other day. We were trying to decide how to upgrade you. But there is nowhere for you to go. There is no 'up'. Chocolate was eaten. There was much staring out of the window. But no ideas or solutions were forthcoming.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but we can't figure this out. So, just carry on, agent. Just keep doing what you're doing. Your country - and the whole world - is grateful.
 
Ladies, I have a request that I think could be kind of fun:

So my best friend knows I'm crazy about Michael, but we live far apart and haven't spent much time together in person this year. The other day I was texting her about wanting to write that book on Michael's sex appeal and how to his fans, he is basically the ultimate sex symbol. She was very supportive of me, but she said she absolutely has never seen him as a sex symbol (which I understand because as far as I know she knows nothing about Michael except the bad stuff and I've hardly educated her on him since we don't see each other much, and she hasn't shown a lot of interest). But now...

I mean. I am committed to this goal, you all. I am committed to getting every woman I know to see Michael for what he truly is to all of us lol. I don't know why, but this is my major mission of 2022. She told me she thinks he is cute in the Thriller era (in fairness, I think the only eras she knows are Thriller and like the 2000s, so she doesn't realize all she is missing out on in between!). But like, who doesn't think he was cute in the Thriller era?! He was the perfect dream boyfriend in the Thriller era. He was the coolest human being to exist. He laughed and smiled while eating popcorn and ruined my life forever!! What's not to love?!

Anyway.

I feel like I didn't see Michael as drop dead sexy until I started watching him perform live. So I am wondering if maybe you'd all be interested in sharing the performances that first made you see Michael as sexy! When did it hit you and what made it so apparent to you?? Also, it could be literally any performance you think he is sexy in too. That's fine. But really, just any performances that stand out to you as hyper sexy are what I'm looking for!!

PS: It should go without saying that Michael was sexy constantly, so choosing is incredibly challenging. If it were up to me, I would just slot all of 1987-1990 into her vision and let the rest be history. But such is not a possibility so...

I will start!! For me, the first time I think the words "God, he is sexy..." entered my brain was during the '93 AMA performance of Dangerous and during Smooth Criminal in Munich during HWT. Both of these performances are just exceptionally, insanely cool, and for me coolness is directly in line with sexiness. I still shiver when I watch these. I still want to scream out and cry and pray to God and well, you know the rest...


Bumping my own post because I still would very much like to know what you all think but we have had many (glorious) posts since I shared this! Although, this could also be another thread perhaps lol.
 
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Ladies, I have a request that I think could be kind of fun:

I feel like I didn't see Michael as drop dead sexy until I started watching him perform live. So I am wondering if maybe you'd all be interested in sharing the performances that first made you see Michael as sexy! When did it hit you and what made it so apparent to you?? Also, it could be literally any performance you think he is sexy in too. That's fine. But really, just any performances that stand out to you as hyper sexy are what I'm looking for!!

I will start!! For me, the first time I think the words "God, he is sexy..." entered my brain was during the '93 AMA performance of Dangerous and during Smooth Criminal in Munich during HWT. Both of these performances are just exceptionally, insanely cool, and for me coolness is directly in line with sexiness. I still shiver when I watch these. I still want to scream out and cry and pray to God and well, you know the rest...

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My short answer to your question is the Sexual Power photo as posted by MM90, mid-April. 🥵
 
I feel like I didn't see Michael as drop dead sexy until I started watching him perform live. So I am wondering if maybe you'd all be interested in sharing the performances that first made you see Michael as sexy! When did it hit you and what made it so apparent to you?? Also, it could be literally any performance you think he is sexy in too. That's fine. But really, just any performances that stand out to you as hyper sexy are what I'm looking for!!
hmm, I saw this, its difficult to answer because I don't think it was just one thing. It was sort of journey for me. I think it was the HIStory trailer where I first noticed how out of the world gorgeous this man is. Hence my profile photo :). The whole military outfit, the walk, he just radiated beauty. But this was still about beauty not manhood. Then I saw a couple of concerts, Dangerous and HIStory and it was all about the dancing and the perfection. So that was already an attraction point for me as I worship perfection in real life also. If I found him sexy, at this point my mind would be actively resisting it because of my background. Then it was Dangerous Buenos Aires IJCSLY clip where he is laughing through the whole performance. I have to say that would be the first time I noticed he is also sexy, the outfit, the hair, it was all so against what I would find sexy in a man!! But the way he carries himself through that song, starting right from the slightly forward stance, there is something very manly about it.

The final nail in my coffin on innocence would be Dangerous Human Nature :love:. I can't remember which one, it does not matter though. The way he keeps touching his crotch, hip thrusts, grinding, body rolls - I was like is it for real! ... am I allowed to see this!! :censored: I had seen the performance before as part of the concert, but first couple of time I was much more focused on dancing. So it was kind of a journey, not like I saw one performance and declared he is the sexiest man to ever walk this earth!
 
I am guessing that is going to be subjective. Human Nature gets me every time. I also forgot the many compilation videos out there, especially about gold pants and hip thrusting :love:
 
I am guessing that is going to be subjective. Human Nature gets me every time. I also forgot the many compilation videos out there, especially about gold pants and hip thrusting :love:
Oh for certain! Very subjective. I mean it's interesting to me that the videos that did it for me initially were all HWT and Dangerous. I think the Making of Black or White also did something to me because I was obsessed with him in it. Mostly I just thought he was overwhelmingly gorgeous there. This was all before I watched anything from the Bad era too lol. I didn't even know what was about to hit me!!

Now I guess the question is what performances are the current sexy favorites??

I can't explain it but the Rock with You at Wembley is excruciatingly sexy. Along with Bad in Yokohama. Omfg I can't handle it lol. And so so many others of course!
 
oh boy! current sexy favourites! :love: - Michael just existing in Dangerous outfit! I know I have said it a million time, but I just want to run my hands all over the soft fabric and the Abs under it 🤤🎆🎇🤤 But it took a bit of time to get here!
Right now, its in order - Human Nature any era, MTV 10th Anniversary special, Come Together, parts of panther dance, some parts of hip thrusts in HIStory WBSS and ITC. Ok, I managed to limit it to 5.
 
I feel like I didn't see Michael as drop dead sexy until I started watching him perform live. So I am wondering if maybe you'd all be interested in sharing the performances that first made you see Michael as sexy! When did it hit you and what made it so apparent to you?? Also, it could be literally any performance you think he is sexy in too. That's fine. But really, just any performances that stand out to you as hyper sexy are what I'm looking for!!
you started something Dangerous! I am going to stop now.
 
So here are my goto gifs in order, see any pattern 🤣 managed to limit to 5. I need to make a compilation video! (my! feels like I am sharing way too much! but I need to focus on this thread today!)

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OMG YES!!!


One of my favorite moves in all tours! That dip and thrust during WBSS is 🔥

Oh you are NOT sharing too much!!! No one could ever possibly share enough!!! 😂
 
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