Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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OK, so I woke up this morning to find my mind madly engaged in lots of staywilding.
OMG!! I cannot even describe how happy this makes me lol. I just love that this name of mine has legs and that using it in such a way is really catching on! haha

No actual Manhood-threading was going on but lots of staywilding. Very unexpected but quite delightful.
See, that's the thing. The more you do it, the more it it becomes just part of who you are lol. It will no longer surprise you after awhile. Soon it will be your near constant state of being, like it is mine. For example, a little bit ago I was watching just a few songs from the Victory Tour. I love the Victory Tour, but have never gotten through it completely. IT has also never had the effect on me that Bad does (though it has en effect, trust me). Anyway, I was really enjoying it. Singing, smiling, living my life. And then Michael, bless him...sweet Michael did ONE crotch grab/hip thrust and I LOST MY EVER LOVING MIND. I felt a jolt through my entire body, I sat up immediately, and I screamed and yelped lol. After that I couldn't calm down. I only survived one more song after that before I had to turn it off completely.

One crotch grab and hip thrust, ladies. ONE.

Especially as the humidity today has been so much less than it has for the last week to ten days. More energy to enjoy the staywilding, lol.
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ I am dying at all of this

Michael says this in TII. One of my fave parts (BOW). He says it to Orianthi. He looks beautiful while he is saying it.

"This is your time to shine. We'll be right there with you."

Aww I had no idea either :)

They *are* unhinged. This is where the power is. This is where the magic is. This is where the excitement is. Unhinged vocabulary. This is what I want. :D
They certainly do. You hit the spot every time.

 
OMG!! I cannot even describe how happy this makes me lol. I just love that this name of mine has legs and that using it in such a way is really catching on! haha
It truly is a thing now. A beautiful thing.

See, that's the thing. The more you do it, the more it it becomes just part of who you are lol. It will no longer surprise you after awhile. Soon it will be your near constant state of being, like it is mine.
oh god, I hope not. I'd never get anything done, lol. I think I'll just carry on being me with these unexpected bursts of ... see, I can't use the word 'burst'. No! It's all so staywild, lol.

For example, a little bit ago I was watching just a few songs from the Victory Tour. I love the Victory Tour, but have never gotten through it completely. IT has also never had the effect on me that Bad does (though it has en effect, trust me). Anyway, I was really enjoying it. Singing, smiling, living my life. And then Michael, bless him...sweet Michael did ONE crotch grab/hip thrust and I LOST MY EVER LOVING MIND. I felt a jolt through my entire body, I sat up immediately, and I screamed and yelped lol. After that I couldn't calm down. I only survived one more song after that before I had to turn it off completely.

One crotch grab and hip thrust, ladies. ONE.
This sounds good. I've been on a weird little trawl online which covered bell hooks, the Common Loon, one of my fave ever punk songs, young Michael, staywild thoughts triggered by photos of Michael with hands in pockets ... er, what else? Random bits of poetry, oh yeah, Ta - Nehesi Coates being pretentious about Michael (I'm always trying to find out what people have said about him and has anyone said anything intelligent about him that doesn't descend into the inevitable hoo-ha around false accusations).

And now I'm back in Manhood. For a while anyway. I can tell my router is on borrowed time. I've probably got about 10 minutes, lol.
Aww I had no idea either :)
Oh, it's one of my fave bits of TII. His clothes are to die for, he looks gorgeous, he's just in the zone. Love it.
 
I... Oh God... I am so in love with "boyfriend material" Michael, who for me is any Off the Wall/Thriller look... Here's how I think this would work.

OTW Michael would always call, always show up, go all out for my birthday, make my parents love him, and I'd compare all future boyfriends to him. He was the one that got away.

Thriller Michael would be a total sweetheart, but would sometimes forget I exist. But then when he finally remembered and showed up, I would be so charmed by him I'd forget I was ever mad in the first place. It would continue on like this for an endless cycle until finally I confessed my love for him and he'd break up with me, out of kindness, knowing he couldn't be the best boyfriend right now. Yes, I said kindness. I am so charmed by Thriller Michael that even being dumped by him is a joy.


Now, Bad Michael (I actually think this is between Bad and Dangerous, but still)... Bad Michael is NOT boyfriend material. He storms into your life, a tornado of curls, sweat, and sex, and destroys everything you held close and dear, but you don't even care because MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN HIM.

Bad Michael would make me lose all sense of self. Forget my own name. Sign away my life. Give up on reality completely. Thriller Michael x 100, but instead of me confessing my love, thus resulting in a clear setting of boundaries and ultimately me saving my sanity, I would stuff it all down eternally out of my 'staywild' desperation to never say goodbye to the absolute TORNADO of him, and I would eventually end up institutionalized.

This is all just conjecture, of course.

The more likely reality is that all three Michaels would friend zone the shit out of me and I'd write endless droves of dramatic poetry and share it with him for lyrical inspiration, then (if he actually used anything from it), I would just listen to the song over and over and cry all lovelorn into my pillow, then feel guilty and gross for loving him from afar (and all the sex thoughts too, what a creep I am in this... he's just a friend, after all!). But the even more likely reality, on top of friend zoning me, is that he would also hate my poetry.

Sigh.
 
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Posting this here cos not sure where I want to put it. There are 4 threads for the Ebony photo shoot but they are all very short with no active photos or links and I can't get excited about bumping any of them. I can move it to Fave Video if people would prefer that. My only reservation there is, it's not a thread I go back to whereas here on Manhood I do sometimes look back over recent pages and revisit stuff that's been posted.

If anyone has any better suggestions, I'm all ears.
 
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A while back sw23 posted a video clip of Michael (at Disneyland?) and he was approached by someone wanting an autograph. I've posted a couple of gifs from this video clip and I've been looking for them ever since. I've found the first one but still can't find the other one. So frustrating. Anyway, am posting this one. I love it so much. I am mesmerised by his eyes in this one. Beautiful.
 
OMG! That lip bite ⚰️πŸ”₯. I love this history trailer look! It's not so much manhood, but so beautiful πŸ₯°πŸ₯°β€οΈ and manly!

PS: @zinniabooklover it's time you selected an avatar :)
Oh no, don't want an avatar. I love my black circle. LOVE it. Not giving that up! Love the design of it and everything.

I kind of get what you mean about this photo not being quite Manhood and yet I disagree (politely!). He looks extremely manly here and that's what makes it a Manhood photo for me. There is nothing obviously Manhood but it is so Phwoar!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you get my drift, lol.
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

LOL @ Ashtanga I thought you were such a demure "thang"... hehe ;D

Anyhow I havent been here for a while, but I thought U guys might like this

(especially around 1:50) ;)



You might like to even sign up to this account, as she does these videos and even better ones regularly...... i think her last one before this was pretty good from memory. ;)
Found this in archives. Needed to browse the thread today! Enjoy!
 
Omg @Hiker... I can't wait to actually appreciate these posts. My heart is racing. I need a minute to compose myself...

BUT I actually hopped on here to share a photo I just came across on Twitter. It made me GASP and made me think of you (for obvious reasons). I wish it included his gorgeous face, but...

 
OH yes. He is sexy as hell here. Mature Michael doesn't always have a 'manhood' effect on me, though I always love him of course. This is a great example of a time when he does...whew!

Found this in archives. Needed to browse the thread today! Enjoy!
OMG @Hiker ... the original post noted the 1:50 timestamp and I straight up SCREAMED at that part. For anyone who hasn't watched this, go to it immediately and try not to disintegrate lol. WOW! 🀩 πŸ₯΅

We have seen this a million times, but once more -
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It doesn't matter how many times I see this... every time is like the first time. Every time it wrecks...

SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS HE THINKING WITH THIS?! πŸ₯΅ 🀀

... and this
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Do you ever just see gifs/photos that are just so hot and so sexy you just want to cry?

THIS.
... and now lets calm down. He is open for business 🀀
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Don't lie! This picture has never calmed anyone down...
 
It doesn't matter how many times I see this... every time is like the first time. Every time it wrecks...

SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS HE THINKING WITH THIS?! πŸ₯΅ 🀀
We have seen this a million times, but once more -
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I know! I guess he was thinking about us ;) Give the girls something to think about and imagine! πŸ”₯πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡πŸŽ‡πŸŽ†πŸŽ†πŸŽ†πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Don't lie! This picture has never calmed anyone down...
No it did not ;)

OMG @Hiker ... the original post noted the 1:50 timestamp and I straight up SCREAMED at that part. For anyone who hasn't watched this, go to it immediately and try not to disintegrate lol. WOW! 🀩 πŸ₯΅
yeah, really! Whoever made it! wow! 🀀🀀🀀
 
This is not typical manhood picture, but don't know why it was giving me dirty thoughts o_O🧐, those eyes, that expression, the whole TWYMMF vibe 😍😍, he is getting ready to something naughty !!

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This is not typical manhood picture, but don't know why it was giving me dirty thoughts o_O🧐, those eyes, that expression, the whole TWYMMF vibe 😍😍, he is getting ready to something naughty !!

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NO I GET IT!

It's the absolute intensity! When I watched Motown 25 earlier it wrecked in a million different emotional ways. But something I could not get past was the absolute FIRE in his eyes while he performed. It was burning through him. This pic isn't quite as intense as that was (for me) but it feels like the early stages of inferno and I am so here for it!

Also, any reference to TWYMMF will always be manhood for me. ALWAYS. Whew.
 
NO I GET IT!

It's the absolute intensity! When I watched Motown 25 earlier it wrecked in a million different emotional ways. But something I could not get past was the absolute FIRE in his eyes while he performed. It was burning through him. This pic isn't quite as intense as that was (for me) but it feels like the early stages of inferno and I am so here for it!

Also, any reference to TWYMMF will always be manhood for me. ALWAYS. Whew.
haha, if I were to caption this photo, it would be - "are you ready for intense crotch grabbing and hip thrusts girl!"
 
haha, if I were to caption this photo, it would be - "are you ready for intense crotch grabbing and hip thrusts girl!"
We are never ready but we are always willing!! πŸ˜‚

... typed this out and immediately realized your caption was him talking about his performance not the real thing... I think it still applies 😍
 
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