Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

You cut it off before he does his catwalk strut. How could you do this to me? I am your witchy apprentice. You're supposed to take care of my education. This is no way to do that.
LOL i didn't make the gif!! i just searched them on google! they are imperfect. But I cannot handle watching that video right now. Not if I want to remain conscious and upright... lol
 
LOL i didn't make the gif!! i just searched them on google! they are imperfect. But I cannot handle watching that video right now. Not if I want to remain conscious and upright... lol
oh god, and you did explain that but my brain is unable to process or compute

you have no idea how long it took me to type this ... hands ... so many mistakes ... hands are just going
 
oh god, and you did explain that but my brain is unable to process or compute

you have no idea how long it took me to type this ... hands ... so many mistakes ... hands are just going
and all of this is exactly why, for me, it doesn't get more amazing than Bad era Michael....this video, his whole performance, the intoxicating effect of him... it is one of the many reasons (eh hem, also curls lol) that nothing else compares to this version of him for me.... to me it is the ultimate in his sex appeal. Trust me, I appreciate how incredible he is in every era, but this is the one that wrecks me just how you describe
 
lol I definitely read that as "that's my 'torment' right there"....honestly, still applies
I like 'my torment' much better.

Also I don't want to stay upright and conscious. In fact, nearly 2am. Need to go. Not that I'll get any sleep. Thinking about, you know, things. Calculus. That sort of thing.
 
One of my favorite things in the world is to watch videos like Come Together and Dirty Diana and get myself so worked up I'm practically screaming and then follow it up by watching the Ebony Jet interview where, or any other interview, or award show appearance, where he is so sweet, and quiet, and shy, and tender, and gentle, and perfect...

the mind fuck of both of these people being the same person is everything to me.
 
I like 'my torment' much better.

Also I don't want to stay upright and conscious. In fact, nearly 2am. Need to go. Not that I'll get any sleep. Thinking about, you know, things. Calculus. That sort of thing.
omg I'm so sorry lol. Get some sleep! If you can...haha
 
One of my favorite things in the world is to watch videos like Come Together and Dirty Diana and get myself so worked up I'm practically screaming and then follow it up by watching the Ebony Jet interview where, or any other interview, or award show appearance, where he is so sweet, and quiet, and shy, and tender, and gentle, and perfect...

the mind fuck of both of these people being the same person is everything to me.
Girl, I need to go get some sleep and you just wrote 'mind f***'... That's helpful :ROFLMAO:
 
and all of this is exactly why, for me, it doesn't get more amazing than Bad era Michael....this video, his whole performance, the intoxicating effect of him... it is one of the many reasons (eh hem, also curls lol) that nothing else compares to this version of him for me.... to me it is the ultimate in his sex appeal. Trust me, I appreciate how incredible he is in every era, but this is the one that wrecks me just how you describe
it's the energy ...

oh god, I had a point but my brain just can't ... I just can't

I did say 'pulverised', didn't I?
 
and all of this is exactly why, for me, it doesn't get more amazing than Bad era Michael....this video, his whole performance, the intoxicating effect of him... it is one of the many reasons (eh hem, also curls lol) that nothing else compares to this version of him for me.... to me it is the ultimate in his sex appeal. Trust me, I appreciate how incredible he is in every era, but this is the one that wrecks me just how you describe
This is what I mean. This is my witchy education.
 
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@zinniabooklover you just bumped this...

this will never cease to fuck me up...

his face and expression are both so hot... But nothing will get me like that jostling...bouncing ...how do I describe it?....god almighty... i want every part of him lol
This gif has a special place in my mind along with the panther dance photo. Though its starting to get crowded over there! I want to exist right next to these forever. Yes! the expression, the beautifully executed thrusts and bouncy Mikezilla, can't get better than that o_O 🥵

Well, ngl, it's the face more than any ... er, ... other body part. I mean, obvs, there are magical things happening here. Totally magical. But, it's still all about that face and in this photo in particular Michael's face is ... oh god, here I f
Yes, and the face, its taking me to places!

I have no idea what body part you're talking about. I am an innocent lost amidst a coven of witches. I was trying to start a conversation about an artistic arrangement of belts, IIRC.
There are no belts in gold pants, so what are you looking at girl! :cool:, Have we moved on from admiring the stitching and fabric to artistic belt arrangements?
 
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This gif has a special place in my mind along with the panther dance photo. Though its starting to get crowded over there! I want to exist right next to these forever. Yes! the expression, the beautifully executed thrusts and bouncy Mikezilla, can't get better than that o_O 🥵


Yes, and the face, its taking me to places!


There are no belts in gold pants, so what are you looking at girl! :cool:, Have we moved on from admiring the stitching and fabric to artistic belt arrangements?
Look, I'm only here briefly and then I'm gone. Just popped on to make sure thread was definitely still here cos it *did* disappear. Dunno why but it def was not showing up at all - at least not on my laptop. And I was worried for the mental health of you all if you didn't have access to it :D

The belt arrangement is the red top Bad photo over on Fave Pics thread. Michael's Lover posted the correct version of the red top (after I had bumped what turned out to be a photo-shopped image) and I was looking at the belt arrangement and it was kinda interesting. As in, 'interesting'.

So I commented and it all kinda went on from there. And, you know, I wouldn't have minded an 'artistic' discussion but these girls are wild so what could I do?🙂

As for Come Together (no comment) I did think that staywild was actually going to burst into flames. I was expecting to see some sort of supernova effect in the night sky.

I think it's safe to say, that gif you posted was pretty much the star of the show.
 
As for Come Together (no comment) I did think that staywild was actually going to burst into flames. I was expecting to see some sort of supernova effect in the night sky.

I think it's safe to say, that gif you posted was pretty much the star of the show.
I do what I can! We are all just slaves to the Rhythm here. After catching up on this thread (this might be photoshopped, as I don't remember this from the concert, but it expresses a lot ......) -

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I do what I can! We are all just slaves to the Rhythm here. After catching up on this thread (this might be photoshopped, as I don't remember this from the concert, but it expresses a lot ......) -

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Well, it looks like normal service has been resumed. Now there will be peace throughout the land.
 
I do what I can! We are all just slaves to the Rhythm here. After catching up on this thread (this might be photoshopped, as I don't remember this from the concert, but it expresses a lot ......) -

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Oh my yes it does say a lot! 😍🥵

All actions and functions normal lol!
 
OMG! Are we going over Come Together minute by minute! I was not ready for that!
hahaha well, only the moments I could find pre-gifed. I am not opposed to actually creating a moment-by-moment breakdown of the whole video, along with commentary (of course) but that sounds like a mighty dangerous project for someone as weak-kneed as me to undertake!
 
I know we have probably all seen this, but I thought we could use the laugh.


90% sure this is what would have happened to me. Just saying...
 
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