Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

Well, ngl, it's the face more than any ... er, ... other body part. I mean, obvs, there are magical things happening here. Totally magical. But, it's still all about that face and in this photo in particular Michael's face is ... oh god, here I f
maybe for you....haha

just kidding of course. His face is spectacularly hot in this. But that body part (is that what we are calling it? I wish I could be more explicit but it's against the rules) and my fantasies and curiosities about it render me breathless lol
 
maybe for you....haha

just kidding of course. His face is spectacularly hot in this. But that body part (is that what we are calling it? I wish I could be more explicit but it's against the rules) and my fantasies and curiosities about it render me breathless lol
I have no idea what body part you're talking about. I am an innocent lost amidst a coven of witches. I was trying to start a conversation about an artistic arrangement of belts, IIRC.
 
But that body part (is that what we are calling it? I wish I could be more explicit but it's against the rules)
It's always good to remember the rules. My time spent in the archive has been interesting. The mods pop in now and then to remind people to 'keep it clean'. Sometimes they come in and clean up. On at least one occasion the whole thread was closed down for a week because it was getting too explicit.
 
It's always good to remember the rules. My time spent in the archive has been interesting. The mods pop in now and then to remind people to 'keep it clean'. Sometimes they come in and clean up. On at least one occasion the whole thread was closed down for a week because it was getting too explicit.
I feel like we keep it overwhelmingly clean in here... at least compared to what is in my mind. What is in my mind would get me banned permanently, which would be devastating for many reasons... I feel like without this thread (and talking with all of you!) as an outlet I would just vibrate with want so explosively that I would eventually just combust and cease to exist forever ...

So yeah, keeping it as clean as possible despite the absolute filth of my brain.
 
I feel like we keep it overwhelmingly clean in here... at least compared to what is in my mind. What is in my mind would get me banned permanently, which would be devastating for many reasons... I feel like without this thread (and talking with all of you!) as an outlet I would just vibrate with want so explosively that I would eventually just combust and cease to exist forever ...

So yeah, keeping it as clean as possible despite the absolute filth of my brain.
Very true lol, we're trying to be "good" little angels lol
 
I feel like we keep it overwhelmingly clean in here... at least compared to what is in my mind. What is in my mind would get me banned permanently, which would be devastating for many reasons... I feel like without this thread (and talking with all of you!) as an outlet I would just vibrate with want so explosively that I would eventually just combust and cease to exist forever ...

So yeah, keeping it as clean as possible despite the absolute filth of my brain.
No, I've seen some of the stuff that got the mods popping in. And since the mods actually delete stuff I'm sure I haven't seen the worst of it. I think we're OK.

Although I quite like the idea of you explosively combusting. I'd pay to see that. :ROFLMAO:
 
I just realized the jacket in "the gif" reminds me of the one he wears at the beginning of the Come Together video....

...which is my ultimate 🌊 dream
Exactly. I didn't get into it cos my posts are always too long anyway. I don't like pvc. Looks crap most of the time on most people. But, oh, that video.

Here's one of my fave Michael moments ;

Start of the vid, Michael stretches out his left leg, slightly bends his right leg, moves his right hand down towards his leg ...

I cannot tell you how many times I have to repeat that before I can actually carry on and watch the vid.
 
Exactly. I didn't get into it cos my posts are always too long anyway. I don't like pvc. Looks crap most of the time on most people. But, oh, that video.

Here's one of my fave Michael moments ;

Start of the vid, Michael stretches out his left leg, slightly bends his right leg, moves his right hand down towards his leg ...

I cannot tell you how many times I have to repeat that before I can actually carry on and watch the vid.
OH SHIT do we want to get into the Come Together video...? Are we ready to have that discussion here??

I cannot tell you how many times I have watched that entire video on repeat.... over and over and over and over.... until I feel like I'm going to pass out and need to completely detach myself from the internet to calm down. That is not even a slight exaggeration to how I react to that video. With the effect that video has on me, it should exist behind the curtain at a video store (you know, back in the day)... it's that kind of movie to me lol
 
OH SHIT do we want to get into the Come Together video...? Are we ready to have that discussion here??
I don't think we are ready. I prob should go soon as I'm about ready to crash and burn but, yeah, so hot. I just jumped out for a bit to watch that opening bit. It's also the bit where he wipes his top lip. Which is almost as hot as when he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. Once in DD, twice in Bad. Jeez.

But, the legs. And he bends his right leg. And his hand ...

Those long, long legs of his ...

The whole thing just destroys me. It is unbelievably hot. Air guitar Michael. Cool Michael. Sassy Michael. Rock Star Michael. He struts his stuff like a catwalk model.
 
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