Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

I sure did! I had to, I broke down and thought my lord I need some Mikey in my signature lol :love: couldn't resist it!
God bless you for doing this... I was not exaggerating when I said this really truly is one of the sexiest gifs of him that I've ever seen. That smile/headshake/lipbite/walk omfg I want to scream and throw things lol. The fact that I get to see it all the time now leaves me forever indebted to you. I'm actually dying at how gorgeous he is. I've been staring at it for the past few minutes and I just don't know how to move on lol.

Do you know what performance this is from by any chance?
 
God bless you for doing this... I was not exaggerating when I said this really truly is one of the sexiest gifs of him that I've ever seen. That smile/headshake/lipbite/walk omfg I want to scream and throw things lol. The fact that I get to see it all the time now leaves me forever indebted to you. I'm actually dying at how gorgeous he is. I've been staring at it for the past few minutes and I just don't know how to move on lol.

Do you know what performance this is from by any chance?
I know it was one of the legs of Dangerous it slipped my mind, that jacket was actually his designer, Michael Bush's jacket lol during a pre-show meet and greet in Michael's dressing room, he loaned him the jacket and of course after that later show he kept it lol so adorable! 🥰
 
that jacket was actually his designer, Michael Bush's jacket lol during a pre-show meet and greet in Michael's dressing room, he loaned him the jacket and of course after that later show he kept it lol so adorable! 🥰
Oh, that's interesting. Apart from Mexico depo I don't think I've ever seen Michael in a biker jacket (Come Together doesn't count, different sort of jacket). I mean, it's not really a biker jacket. Not made out of pvc. But it works so I'm not complaining.

I wish he had worn them more. He rocks that look like a man possessed. A man possessed of so much charisma, heat, physical confidence and sensuality plus sass that I ... can't finish the sentence, lol.

Man, that gif. I honestly do not expect to ever recover. Re the infamous photo, there was hope, not much but a little bit of hope that I could get to the other side of it. The gif? I just can't see it happening. Plus I'm confused. My new calendar system is Before and After (the infamous photo) but now the gif has entered the picture what am I supposed to do? I don't know how to calibrate ... anything 😟
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

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oh, good lord.😲
 
Can I just say how much I freaking love that some of the pics and gifs we share are just this man living his life, going about his day chewing gum, or eating cake, or smiling at someone, and we are all here just drooling over him? The power he possesses is just unreal!
 
This and ITC need to also go on Michael picture thread, it gets more traffic, more fans need to appreciate these :) 😍 .
True!! Not everyone in the community probably feels comfortable clicking the “manhood” thread hahah
 
Just doin' my job lol :ROFLMAO:
Here's a little gem lol
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Had a bout of food poisoning last night. Bit feverish. Am wondering if I'm still slightly delirious because my thought for today is:

I want to marry this gif.

Am wondering if there are any instances anywhere of such a thing happening. Because I want to do it.

I've been trying to work out if I've ever seen anything so exciting, beautiful, mind-blowing, sexy and just generally goddamn-awesome in my life. So far, coming up empty.
 
Had a bout of food poisoning last night. Bit feverish. Am wondering if I'm still slightly delirious because my thought for today is:

I want to marry this gif.

Am wondering if there are any instances anywhere of such a thing happening. Because I want to do it.

I've been trying to work out if I've ever seen anything so exciting, beautiful, mind-blowing, sexy and just generally goddamn-awesome in my life. So far, coming up empty.
OMG, first of all, SO sorry to hear about your food poisoning!! I've had it a few times and it's so awful. I hope you are starting to feel a bit better. Honestly, I assumed you were taking a Michael detox... I'm glad you haven't yet, but sad to hear you've not been doing well.

As for wanting to marry this gif, girl, get in line lol. This gif is sending me more than anything that's been posted on this thread in quite awhile. I completely agree with you!! This whole bit:

- "I've been trying to work out if I've ever seen anything so exciting, beautiful, mind-blowing, sexy and just generally goddamn-awesome in my life. So far, coming up empty" -

sums up exactly how I feel about it. I can't even manage the long, worshipful prose I usually pull out when I fall in love with something Michael related. I don't have it in me. I just want all of my energy to be spent staring at it lol. He was a living, breathing, work of art and I can't believe we all shared the earth with him at some point...
 
OMG, first of all, SO sorry to hear about your food poisoning!! I've had it a few times and it's so awful. I hope you are starting to feel a bit better. Honestly, I assumed you were taking a Michael detox... I'm glad you haven't yet, but sad to hear you've not been doing well.

As for wanting to marry this gif, girl, get in line lol. This gif is sending me more than anything that's been posted on this thread in quite awhile. I completely agree with you!! This whole bit:

- "I've been trying to work out if I've ever seen anything so exciting, beautiful, mind-blowing, sexy and just generally goddamn-awesome in my life. So far, coming up empty" -

sums up exactly how I feel about it. I can't even manage the long, worshipful prose I usually pull out when I fall in love with something Michael related. I don't have it in me. I just want all of my energy to be spent staring at it lol. He was a living, breathing, work of art and I can't believe we all shared the earth with him at some point...
What? You mean there's a queue ahead of me? Nooooooooo! :ROFLMAO:

The funny thing about the detox is I fully intended to do one. And we know how successful that's been so far, lol. In the end, I was forced to do one. Almost as if my brain engineered the food poisoning (still haven't pinpointed what caused the prob) just so I'd have to stay off the board. Which just cracks me up.

Still haven't come up with anything that can compete with this gif. Probably should point out that I'm not including Alice Cooper on TOTP in 1972 doing School's Out. That resides in a special category all of its own. But everything else, photos, theatre performances, dance pieces, dancers I've loved ... doesn't matter. I can't think of anything that can compete with this gif. It's insane.

I know I keep banging on about the gold leotard and the stitching and the fabric but, gotta say, in this gif, it's epic. If you watch the play of light on the leotard, how the fabric moves as his body moves ...

Just sayin'
 
Too late. You underestimate The Patient. She has exclusive (I repeat, exclusive) access to a Ninja undercover agent who has the ability to outwit any and all crypto-security-thingamabobbie arrangements. The agent specialises in zoning in on gifs, however well protected they are. The Patient has probably seen the gif before it has even been created. That is how good the undercover agent is. The target acquisition skills of the agent are so far off the grid they cannot be mapped by anyone. Anywhere. Ever. The agent stands at the forefront of all electronic developments. With her bootlaces undone.

Do Not Mess With The Agent.
I'm bumping myself, just wanna pay tribute to MM90's image finding skills. She's destroyed me for two consecutive Tuesdays. I'm thinking about becoming a hermit on Tuesdays to protect myself.

And we need new emojis. The infamous photo is 🔥

OK, fine. So what does that make the gif? Does anyone know? Cos I don't.
 
Now for some more golden wrapped sexiness lol
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You are blessed now my lovely ladies lol! Believe me my eyes were just uncontrollable just staring lol :ROFLMAO:🥵

oh! I am so behind on this thread, and I was going to catch up today. Now I am unable to move away from this one!! Is he actually playing guitar with is crotch!! 🥵 Someone should tell him its not a musical instrument but an instrument of torture! o_O🥵:eek:
The next one has everything! The finger, the rubbing! my GOD!

PS: Agent MM90 should be banned from posting any more pictures till rest of us have recovered from these!!
 
oh! I am so behind on this thread, and I was going to catch up today. Now I am unable to move away from this one!! Is he actually playing guitar with is crotch!! 🥵 Someone should tell him its not a musical instrument but an instrument of torture! o_O🥵:eek:
The next one has everything! The finger, the rubbing! my GOD!

PS: Agent MM90 should be banned from posting any more pictures till rest of us have recovered from these!!
I have two problems with MM90. One, I know I am in the presence of greatness. Which makes me feel inadequate :D

Two, she is a danger to my health (physical, mental, etc) and ... I don't know what to do about that.

Michael playing air guitar. Whatever way he wants to do it is just fine with me, lol. In fact, that picture is almost my fave. If MM90 hadn't tortured us with the gif, this one *would* be my absolute fave.
 
uff! I am all caught up now, but my head is spinning and I can't think anymore. Perfect time to go to bed, but I will leave some more appreciation for gold pants

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.... and look at those eyes!!!

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A gem indeed! He is taking a victory lap after reducing all the women to a puddle!

and how come I have never seen this jacket and this before in Dangerous? @MacMandy90 do you know where this is from?
His designer Michael Bush loaned him that jacket, they were both roughly the same in chest/upper ratios for fittings lol Michael ended up keeping it anyway lol looks fabulous of course! :love:

I recommend Michael Bush's book The King of Style: Dressing Michael Jackson, such a beautiful book!
 
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