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Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

zinniabooklover said:
That's all well and good but what in the feck am I supposed to do now?

Everything was fine, calm, chilled. Old reality and new reality nicely settling down. I thought, 'oh, I've got this'. Thought I had sailed into calmer waters. And now ... well, it's taking me too long to type. Shaking hands are back, heart rate is ridiculous.

Typing is too hard ...

Jeez 😳
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Your complicated response to Michael is everything to me lol I truly love how much this thread has rocked you! Haha but yet… you can’t keep away!!! As if I could blame you… it’s the entire reason I joined!!
 
staywild23 said:
Your complicated response to Michael is everything to me lol I truly love how much this thread has rocked you! Haha but yet… you can’t keep away!!! As if I could blame you… it’s the entire reason I joined!!
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Exactly lol! Do not resist Michael and his holy exuberant hotness lol! ;)
 
staywild23 said:
Your complicated response to Michael is everything to me lol I truly love how much this thread has rocked you! Haha but yet… you can’t keep away!!! As if I could blame you… it’s the entire reason I joined!!
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Complicated? Doesn't even BEGIN to cover it although, nice try, much appreciated. I wish it was complicated, I could handle that.

You've got a man wrapped up in Bacofoil who is doing ... things!!!

I want to go back to my rock stars. They are lovely. Often good looking but really annoying, generally speaking . Actually, Michael is also very annoying, now I come to think of it. Anyway, rock stars I can cope with. Michael wrapped in Bacofoil, whole other thing.

Maybe I should drop off the board, drop off the internet and listen to Michael only sporadically. That always worked before.

I need to lie down.
 
MacMandy90 said:
Exactly lol! Do not resist Michael and his holy exuberant hotness lol! ;)
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But I am genetically wired to resist. Plus, Michael annoys me so there's that. And he's wrapped up in feckin' Bacofoil which is ridiculous so I have the moral high ground here.

I was SO close. You have no idea. I even watched Jam / Bremen and was able to watch his hands and it was all fine. Totally normal. That's what made me think, 'oh, I've got this, it's sorted'. Being able to watch his hands without losing it seemed like a sign.

Hah!!

Patient Z has fired the feckin' team. Patient Z might continue to communicate with The Agent but that's it.

Better take my own advice. Better go and lie down. 😶

(I don't even know what that emoji is supposed to mean but it seems to fit)
 
zinniabooklover said:
Complicated? Doesn't even BEGIN to cover it although, nice try, much appreciated. I wish it was complicated, I could handle that.

You've got a man wrapped up in Bacofoil who is doing ... things!!!

I want to go back to my rock stars. They are lovely. Often good looking but really annoying, generally speaking . Actually, Michael is also very annoying, now I come to think of it. Anyway, rock stars I can cope with. Michael wrapped in Bacofoil, whole other thing.

Maybe I should drop off the board, drop off the internet and listen to Michael only sporadically. That always worked before.

I need to lie down.
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Noooo don’t drop off the board or the Internet, but most importantly, don’t relegate poor Michael to sporadic listening!! Who cares if life completely falls apart in service of your obsession?? It’s worth it!! Haha

I’m just kidding of course. I’ll admit the past few months there have been *several* times I have very legitimately questioned if I was losing my mind to him. I’ve genuinely questioned my sanity. I can’t even tell you how extreme my obsession with him is and how much he dominates my brain space. I’ve wondered a couple times if I just need to cut it off completely to save myself from total madness. But then, this too ebbs and flows. Though my level of interest never seems to change, the degree if my reaction to him seems to shift back and forth ostensibly enough to make it not overly detrimental to my well-being.

Anyway, idk why I’m getting into all of this. But it’s safe to say if you *do* need a break, it’s ok to take one. But I hope you don’t, because selfishly I so enjoy chatting with you about Michael! The way I see it, connecting with other fans is the greatest way I can learn to manage my feelings.

You probably said that in jest and here I am taking it so seriously. I’m very tired though and have had a very emotional few days, Michael-wise, so bear with me :)
 
zinniabooklover said:
But I am genetically wired to resist. Plus, Michael annoys me so there's that. And he's wrapped up in feckin' Bacofoil which is ridiculous so I have the moral high ground here.
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I truly wish I could find literally anything about him annoying or off putting, but I’m pretty sure I’m in love with everything about him and that total lack of human balance leaves me lost at sea for days at a time, when it comes to him haha.
 
staywild23 said:
Oh no… I think this is my new favorite GIF!!!! He is just too cool and too sexy here for a weak-willed woman such as myself to take. I’m mesmerized by this!
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I just loved this one, just all in one sexiness, the strut, the eye, and the lip bite! :love:
Either way your welcome my dear lol!
 
MacMandy90 said:
I just loved this one, just all in one sexiness, the strut, the eye, and the lip bite! :love:
Either way your welcome my dear lol!
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I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THE LIP BITE!!!

Girl…

I can’t tell if you are trying to kill me or resurrect me, but it’s working lol.

The strut. God what a strut. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such star power in my life. Do you find literally every other celeb pales in comparison to him? People I used to find relentlessly charismatic… I can’t even remember who they are now. No one else comes to mind anymore. Absolutely no one compares.
 
staywild23 said:
Noooo don’t drop off the board or the Internet, but most importantly, don’t relegate poor Michael to sporadic listening!! Who cares if life completely falls apart in service of your obsession?? It’s worth it!! Haha

I’m just kidding of course. I’ll admit the past few months there have been *several* times I have very legitimately questioned if I was losing my mind to him. I’ve genuinely questioned my sanity. I can’t even tell you how extreme my obsession with him is and how much he dominates my brain space. I’ve wondered a couple times if I just need to cut it off completely to save myself from total madness. But then, this too ebbs and flows. Though my level of interest never seems to change, the degree if my reaction to him seems to shift back and forth ostensibly enough to make it not overly detrimental to my well-being.

Anyway, idk why I’m getting into all of this. But it’s safe to say if you *do* need a break, it’s ok to take one. But I hope you don’t, because selfishly I so enjoy chatting with you about Michael! The way I see it, connecting with other fans is the greatest way I can learn to manage my feelings.

You probably said that in jest and here I am taking it so seriously. I’m very tired though and have had a very emotional few days, Michael-wise, so bear with me :)
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No, totally serious. If I can't manage this Michael phase I'm in, better try to return to an earlier version. You see, my ebbing and flowing was over years or decades, even. So plenty of time to adjust etc. Plus nothing as intense as this anyway. This is freakin' ridiculous. Actually, I don't believe that. The intensity was there but it didn't do any of *this* - shaking hands, elevated heart rate etc. Of course, as much as I loved Michael's music before, I wasn't listening to the stuff ('90's) I'm into now and it means SO much more to me. My relationship with OTW is nicely evolving but I can't see it ever meaning as much to me as anything from Dangerous onwards.

I can cope with rock stars. Can I cope with Michael Jackson, rock star? Not too sure about that. The man is just ... he's too much for me.
 
staywild23 said:
I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THE LIP BITE!!!

Girl…

I can’t tell if you are trying to kill me or resurrect me, but it’s working lol.

The strut. God what a strut. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such star power in my life. Do you find literally every other celeb pales in comparison to him? People I used to find relentlessly charismatic… I can’t even remember who they are now. No one else comes to mind anymore. Absolutely no one compares.
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Girl for real lol! Honestly, may be selfish of me to say, nothing compares to this man!
 
staywild23 said:
I truly wish I could find literally anything about him annoying or off putting, but I’m pretty sure I’m in love with everything about him and that total lack of human balance leaves me lost at sea for days at a time, when it comes to him haha.
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Oh, I am SO able to find things that annoy me about the lovely Michael. He is delicious and to be cherished at all times but, man, he does annoy the heck out of me, as well. But that is actually useful so I'm fine with it. Plus, all of my rock stars annoy me so I've had plenty of practice.

I think Michael's ability to leave all of us at sea is undeniable, lol.
 
MacMandy90 said:
Omg yes! ;)

Girl I was literally staring for 5 minutes and completely thought what was I doing with this again lol :love:
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I feel that completely! My phone is absolutely clogged GIFs and photos and sometimes I find myself just staring at them without even knowing how I ended up there. I mean, there are zoomed up pics of his bulge on my phone. It doesn’t get much worse than that lol.
 
wendijane said:
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