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Chuck Norris took a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.


(Thanks to BUMPER for pointing out my mistake :doh:)
 
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.[/FONT]
 
They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to rename it because no one can cross Chuck Norris and live.
 
When Chuck Norris is doing push ups, he's not pushing himself up, be he is pushing the earth down.
 
AlwaysThere said:
Chuck Norris took a bottle of prescription pills. They made him blink.
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You mean sleeping pills :D


[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
 
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. :D
 
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. :D
 
Now, pepsi might be MJ's BAD25 sponsor, but Chuck Norris is Pepsi's sponsor:

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What was it? :unsure: Just checked on here for the first time since early this morning.. still no announcement?
 
Wow..

All the riddles and jokes made the wait a lot more fum. :)
 
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