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SimplyMagic said:
Two in the front, two in the back.......:lol:........I have no idea. :D
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Correct :lol:

Another one:


[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Question[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.[/FONT]

What song did he sing?
 
While you're thinking about the answer for the previous riddle, here's another one:

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss."
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.

What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password?
 
BUMPER SNIPPET said:
Correct :lol:

Another one:


Question
A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?
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I do know the answer for this one..........the "Happy Birthday" song. :D
 
BUMPER SNIPPET said:
Question
A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of $50 bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?
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happy birthday? :scratch:
 
BUMPER SNIPPET said:
While you're thinking about the answer for the previous riddle, here's another one:

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reseat every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date."
Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same."
Man: "Thanks boss."
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.

What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password?
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Oh, I JUST got this! His old password is "out of date," and his new password is "different!"
 
Yes, it's Happy Birthday :lol:



How do you make four equal triangles with these six matches?

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mj58smooth said:
Take four matches and make a square. Then take the two left over matches and make an "X" in the middle.
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Wrong. The extremes of your X wouldn't touch the corners of your square, which means they wouldn't form triangles, but a simple X in a square.

Think again :)
 
I've found out this "You Ain't seen nothing yet" is about.

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Shame you!
 
Have you read "a bird in the bush" or "a bird in the the bush"? :D
 
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