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peace.love.mj

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Hey Guys! I don't post much over here but I need your help! I hope this makes sense, but if not, please post any questions! :)

So I am working on a big Michael project and for part of it, I need those jokes that we all love so much. The ones that only MJ fans would understand. Stuff like KFC, Supersoakers, Salvation Army, the Green Giant, "I love you More", etc.

I would be so thankful if we could make a list of quotes and jokes that we love so much and will always be able to make us laugh! Thank you guys so much!

*oh and mods, if is this is in the wrong place, please feel free to move it*
 
oooh, I like this thread lol.
I'll have to come back and add some things to the list :yes:
 
''Salvation Army tomorrow Bill. Don't laugh you get good stuff''
 
It's a supersoaker! I can feel it and tell! :wub:
I'm gonna annihilate you Mac!
I'm a nice person, and I just washed my hair, thoroughly!
Not just red...big red. :lol:

Some from PHM :wub:
 
'If you cant look after your cart you shouldn't shop!'
'You gotta let it simmer.'
'I'm the Michael Jordan of water balloon fights.'
 
StaceyMJ said:
A nice bootiful intervew. :D
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Lol bless Michael and his bad English accent impersonation! So cute!!!!!! This quote from the LWMJ doc is just so ridiculously cute but heartbreaking now:

Michael: You wanna run?
Paris: No, I wanna hold your hand.
 
I love that one, "It's a supersoaker! I can feel it and tell!" ...SOOO cute

"I am of the innocent...RIGHT?!?"

"But did we have a good time, here..?? HELLO???"

"Hello?? GAME TIME!!"
 
'You'll be hitting them soon when the depression hits ya?'

Michael: 'I like to ride it in the hallways late at night.'
Bashir: 'Really?'
Michael: 'Yes, really.'

Awwwww. Bless you Michael. I don't want to go back to work, I want to talk Michael all night!
 
analogue said:
''Salvation Army tomorrow Bill. Don't laugh you get good stuff''
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Arklove said:
"Not just red, but BIG red!"
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StaceyMJ said:
It's a supersoaker! I can feel it and tell! :wub:
I'm gonna annihilate you Mac!
I'm a nice person, and I just washed my hair, thoroughly!
Not just red...big red. :lol:

Some from PHM :wub:
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sloride said:
'If you cant look after your cart you shouldn't shop!'
'You gotta let it simmer.'
'I'm the Michael Jordan of water balloon fights.'
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StaceyMJ said:
What a schmuck, back up!
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sloride said:
'You'll be hitting them soon when the depression hits ya'

Michael: 'I like to ride it in the hallways late at night.'
Bashir: 'Really?'
Michael: 'Yes, really.'
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:rollin:
:wub:
 
"When your at Neverland, your bound to get wet..." for the ladies... lol. his home movies on the pool / supersoakers.
 
Hmm one of my favorites :D

"It's a little bug. *giggles* Security! Could you get this bug? I don't want anyone to step on this. But don't kill it though. Don't kill it!"
 
'There'll be some stairs here so i can hug a couple of girls''

''Weeeeeeeeee''

''A little more booty. That's funny''

''Be quiet you fat headed rascal''

Fans - ''We love you Michael''
Michael - ''I love you more''
Fans - ''No we love you more''
Michael - ''Ok ok i love you most! Got you''
 
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