Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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:dropdead: oh my god girls, check dis shizz out! :naughty:

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OMFG SHIT.. THAT "THING" IS TRYING TO COMING OUT!!!!! And there is a glitter on it!
 
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:dropdead: oh my god girls, check dis shizz out! :naughty:

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This is the hole definition of THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!! O YES!!!!!!! THIS IS THE F*** IT!!!
 
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hee-hee :D:D:D
JRT wrote, that LMP would never say who was playing what kind of role :cheeky:....

Hmmm??.... those pictures are interesting:cheeky:

I realy dont care much about the role I have to play........ :ph34r::ph34r:
as longs as I get to play:ph34r:
 
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I LOVE these pants. So much. So much sparkle!
It's like the trombone is winking at us. ;)
 
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where is it?????:blink:
is everyone looking at a diff pic?
all I see are sparkley grandma pants!!!
sorry Mike I'm a big fan of the old ones :fear: *runs*
 
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:doh:
MJForever94, i think it's not allowed to post fanfics here :ninja:
 
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MJForever84 hun thats a nice story maybe you should post this in the random thoughts section or something :)
anyway lets break the weird mood with some classics :naughty:
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sorry I just saw that last bit of BOW for the 30th time today:ph34r:
 
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ooooooooooooooooh SHIT :(
Sorry, i delected it now -.-
that's to bad -.-
 
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sorry I just saw that last bit of BOW for the 30th time today:ph34r:

I thought you said fanfics weren't allowed.. :naughty: :lol:
 
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where is it?????:blink:
is everyone looking at a diff pic?
all I see are sparkley grandma pants!!!
sorry Mike I'm a big fan of the old ones :fear: *runs*

Grandma pants?!?! :lmao: Awww poor Mike was trying to mix the gold pants with the sparklyness of RWY just for me! :punk:
 
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MJForever84 hun thats a nice story maybe you should post this in the random thoughts section or something :)
anyway lets break the weird mood with some classics :naughty:
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sorry I just saw that last bit of BOW for the 30th time today:ph34r:


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Panther dance... omg :censored:
 
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Q: Did you have s e x before the marriage?

LMP: as I said, Michael was very shy and respectful... He couldn't, even if the appeal was upset. I respected his choice but we were be able to last only until the day before the wedding... The shy and clumsy man became a confident lover. This made me completly unprepared.


Q: How was your first night? the fIrst MJ's night?


LMP: intense, full of crushing and upset passion. Michael wanted to test where it could be bring us. So, yes HE took he initiative. They say that he's a perfectionist on stage and he is true also on bed. Sometimes it could be possible registered a CD. His shouts were unfailing. Michael was the erotic dream of every woman.Michael liked to test every thing he thought. We didn't do it ever in the same way. Michael surpassed eveytime himself.

Michael was uncomfortable on the bed, he said the bed hampered his movements. At the beginning we did standing, then sitting... it was like dancing
For Michael the pettings became an art in which he wanted to be an innovator. Michael and me thought that waiting increased the pleasure and made us unsatiable.




Q: Is it a night in particular that you can remember?

LMP... well there was a day... that time the recipirocal attraction became uncontrollable while we were eating.... I can only remember that it was a delicious cake and we were sitting on the couch. One piece of cake dropped on his pants and when I took the napkin to clean... We both looked each other thinking the same thing... In one moment we were clutched and the cake was everywhere.

Q: which is the thing that you couldn't even forget?


LMP: His look, his eyes always fixed on me, sometimes burning, sometines so much sweet... but always fixed on me. He made me feel unique and special. He was the king for everything.
 
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Q: Did you have s e x before the marriage?

LMP: as I said, Michael was very shy and respectful... He couldn't, even if the appeal was upset. I respected his choice but we were be able to last only until the day before the wedding... The shy and clumsy man became a confident lover. This made me completly unprepared.


Q: How was your first night? the fIrst MJ's night?


LMP: intense, full of crushing and upset passion. Michael wanted to test where it could be bring us. So, yes HE took he initiative. They say that he's a perfectionist on stage and he is true also on bed. Sometimes it could be possible registered a CD. His shouts were unfailing. Michael was the erotic dream of every woman.Michael liked to test every thing he thought. We didn't do it ever in the same way. Michael surpassed eveytime himself.

Michael was uncomfortable on the bed, he said the bed hampered his movements. At the beginning we did standing, then sitting... it was like dancing
For Michael the pettings became an art in which he wanted to be an innovator. Michael and me thought that waiting increased the pleasure and made us unsatiable.




Q: Is it a night in particular that you can remember?

LMP... well there was a day... that time the recipirocal attraction became uncontrollable while we were eating.... I can only remember that it was a delicious cake and we were sitting on the couch. One piece of cake dropped on his pants and when I took the napkin to clean... We both looked each other thinking the same thing... In one moment we were clutched and the cake was everywhere.

Q: which is the thing that you couldn't even forget?


LMP: His look, his eyes always fixed on me, sometimes burning, sometines so much sweet... but always fixed on me. He made me feel unique and special. He was the king for everything.
Just wanted to post this!
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Q: Did you have s e x before the marriage?

LMP: as I said, Michael was very shy and respectful... He couldn't, even if the appeal was upset. I respected his choice but we were be able to last only until the day before the wedding... The shy and clumsy man became a confident lover. This made me completly unprepared.


Q: How was your first night? the fIrst MJ's night?


LMP: intense, full of crushing and upset passion. Michael wanted to test where it could be bring us. So, yes HE took he initiative. They say that he's a perfectionist on stage and he is true also on bed. Sometimes it could be possible registered a CD. His shouts were unfailing. Michael was the erotic dream of every woman.Michael liked to test every thing he thought. We didn't do it ever in the same way. Michael surpassed eveytime himself.

Michael was uncomfortable on the bed, he said the bed hampered his movements. At the beginning we did standing, then sitting... it was like dancing
For Michael the pettings became an art in which he wanted to be an innovator. Michael and me thought that waiting increased the pleasure and made us unsatiable.




Q: Is it a night in particular that you can remember?

LMP... well there was a day... that time the recipirocal attraction became uncontrollable while we were eating.... I can only remember that it was a delicious cake and we were sitting on the couch. One piece of cake dropped on his pants and when I took the napkin to clean... We both looked each other thinking the same thing... In one moment we were clutched and the cake was everywhere.

Q: which is the thing that you couldn't even forget?


LMP: His look, his eyes always fixed on me, sometimes burning, sometines so much sweet... but always fixed on me. He made me feel unique and special. He was the king for everything.

Oh. My. God. :shock:

Where is this from?
 
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Q: Did you have s e x before the marriage?

LMP: as I said, Michael was very shy and respectful... He couldn't, even if the appeal was upset. I respected his choice but we were be able to last only until the day before the wedding... The shy and clumsy man became a confident lover. This made me completly unprepared.


Q: How was your first night? the fIrst MJ's night?


LMP: intense, full of crushing and upset passion. Michael wanted to test where it could be bring us. So, yes HE took he initiative. They say that he's a perfectionist on stage and he is true also on bed. Sometimes it could be possible registered a CD. His shouts were unfailing. Michael was the erotic dream of every woman.Michael liked to test every thing he thought. We didn't do it ever in the same way. Michael surpassed eveytime himself.

Michael was uncomfortable on the bed, he said the bed hampered his movements. At the beginning we did standing, then sitting... it was like dancing
For Michael the pettings became an art in which he wanted to be an innovator. Michael and me thought that waiting increased the pleasure and made us unsatiable.




Q: Is it a night in particular that you can remember?

LMP... well there was a day... that time the recipirocal attraction became uncontrollable while we were eating.... I can only remember that it was a delicious cake and we were sitting on the couch. One piece of cake dropped on his pants and when I took the napkin to clean... We both looked each other thinking the same thing... In one moment we were clutched and the cake was everywhere.

Q: which is the thing that you couldn't even forget?


LMP: His look, his eyes always fixed on me, sometimes burning, sometines so much sweet... but always fixed on me. He made me feel unique and special. He was the king for everything.

:bugeyed Holy fuck!! *wipes up drool and whatever else* :wild: More details Lisa!!
 
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I doubt that was true I mean seriously do think LMP would share stuff like that? even if she did it would have been all over the news
and there are a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes in the interview
 
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I doubt that was true I mean seriously do think LMP would share stuff like that? even if she did it would have been all over the news
and there are a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes in the interview

Don't spoil it! I'm having wonderful pictures in my head!! :tonuge2: :lmao:
 
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I can't even handle the thoughts that went through my head when I read that!
I need to go distract myself by cleaning or something. :heat:

I just assumed the grammar and spelling were the result of a bad translation or something.
 
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Don't spoil it! I'm having wonderful pictures in my head!! :tonuge2: :lmao:

I'm just saying....but I really would like some of what the person who made that up was smoking
but I got to say that sh!t made me hornier than I already am :ph34r:
 
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I just had to read it again... This is a great night, the kids are in bed, hubby's somewhere else, and Michael is a sex beast who screams in bed! God dammit! I'm close to peaking just thinking about it... :dance:
 
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I just had to read it again... This is a great night, the kids are in bed, hubby's somewhere else, and Michael is a sex beast who screams in bed! God dammit! I'm close to peaking just thinking about it... :dance:

:lmao:

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This image has a whole new meaning for me!
 
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Q: Did you have s e x before the marriage?

LMP: as I said, Michael was very shy and respectful... He couldn't, even if the appeal was upset. I respected his choice but we were be able to last only until the day before the wedding... The shy and clumsy man became a confident lover. This made me completly unprepared.


Q: How was your first night? the fIrst MJ's night?


LMP: intense, full of crushing and upset passion. Michael wanted to test where it could be bring us. So, yes HE took he initiative. They say that he's a perfectionist on stage and he is true also on bed. Sometimes it could be possible registered a CD. His shouts were unfailing. Michael was the erotic dream of every woman.Michael liked to test every thing he thought. We didn't do it ever in the same way. Michael surpassed eveytime himself.

Michael was uncomfortable on the bed, he said the bed hampered his movements. At the beginning we did standing, then sitting... it was like dancing
For Michael the pettings became an art in which he wanted to be an innovator. Michael and me thought that waiting increased the pleasure and made us unsatiable.




Q: Is it a night in particular that you can remember?

LMP... well there was a day... that time the recipirocal attraction became uncontrollable while we were eating.... I can only remember that it was a delicious cake and we were sitting on the couch. One piece of cake dropped on his pants and when I took the napkin to clean... We both looked each other thinking the same thing... In one moment we were clutched and the cake was everywhere.

Q: which is the thing that you couldn't even forget?


LMP: His look, his eyes always fixed on me, sometimes burning, sometines so much sweet... but always fixed on me. He made me feel unique and special. He was the king for everything.


ok... i am officially dead.

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and i have to change my pants too :ninja:
 
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ok... i am officially dead.

:dropdead: :dropdead: :dropdead: :dropdead: :dropdead: :dropdead:

and i have to change my pants too :ninja:

:lmao:

Better to just take them off completely before entering this thread....

:yes:
 
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