Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

I am having a difficult day - Michael wise and just in general - and I am absolutely not capable of appreciating how glorious the activity on this board has been today. I am so excited to come back later when I'm in the right head space 😊

PS: just realized this post may have the unintended result of dampening the mood (not in a fun way haha) and that's not my intention at all!!

Mostly just want to say how much I love and appreciate the activity on this thread even on days I'm feeling blue. I know it will be an amazing joy later. I haven't looked at any of the posts so I look forward to being annihilated lol
 
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I'm not fully recovered from my weird day but I just took a glance at this thread and this TOOK ME OUT!!! 🥵 🥵 🍆 LET'S GO MICHAEL

I need to know what performance this is from...
 
I watched it again and once again he is so perfect. I am overwhelmed by how cute this is. You know what I see this time that I don't think I thought about before? He's just so damn focused on his singing and his performance. so the little hair tuck and blink is like this entirely instinctual thing. Whereas in the clip I shared, it seems almost clearly done out of bashfulness (🤤 🥵 ). So it's a different vibe entirely, these two clips.
Here's the thing. I am trying to get to a point where I can forgive you for watching the 'hair tuck / blinking' moment in Osaka BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a mature and generous person and I can do this, I can. I will get there eventually. One day I will look back on this moment and laugh.

But I am not there yet. Not quite.
 
That and more .... Let's not forget the finger and what it can do

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It's getting too hot here today 🥵 🥵🔥 :hyperventilating
Hiker, I was posting lots of images for @Jesionka to look at (I was making a point, lol) and was gonna use this one but IT'S TOO HOT.

It's too much of everything. There is no hair tucking going on but that's probably a good thing. Can you imagine? I would be destroyed forever. The gold leotard AND the hair tucking? I would never survive, lol.

jeez ...

He does blink in this one, just right at the end there. Cos he is lethal. He does this to us. Makes you think it's safe and then ... BAM!! He blinks and I collapse. Oh, the blinking ... Osaka, Bad, DD

I've moaned about this before. Why do we not have an emoji showing a woman collapsed on the floor in helpless Manhood delirium?

P.S. Can't even talk about the little eyebrow raise. I mean, my god ...
 
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Hiker, can you let me know which show this is? I know you said it's the J5 medley but I can't remember which show. I think I've reached the point where I need to see this for real.

P.S. I make no apologies for repeatedly posting MM90's siggy. More is never enough.
 
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Hiker, can you let me know which show this is? I know you said it's the J5 medley but I can't remember which show. I think I've reached the point where I need to see this for real.

P.S. I make no apologies for repeatedly posting MM90's siggy. More is never enough.
This is the Bucharest show :)
 
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Hiker, can you let me know which show this is? I know you said it's the J5 medley but I can't remember which show. I think I've reached the point where I need to see this for real.

P.S. I make no apologies for repeatedly posting MM90's siggy. More is never enough.
Oh this should go in heart melters too! That smile, lip bite, and fist bump! Oh God! I don't know who was at the receiving end of that smile. If it were me, I would have had fainted right there 🔥. He is such a dream boat!

PS: I wrote a fanfic yesterday 😳! It had been in making for a while but Wednesday night was very inspirational ;) I am embarrassed to share it though 😳.
 
Oh this should go in heart melters too! That smile, lip bite, and fist bump! Oh God! I don't know who was at the receiving end of that smile. If it were me, I would have had fainted right there 🔥. He is such a dream boat!
I could or agree more. It is impossibly heart melting. All of Michael is. Even at his rawest and sexiest, he is still melting my heart and making me fall in love. He has that quality. I'll never understand it!

That smile is too fucking much!!! It doesn't matter how many times I see this gif. Also, it's funny you said dreamboat because he is the only man I've ever understood the term "dreamy" to apply to. I've understood what other people meant when they applied it to guys. But I've never felt that with anyone else. Michael is beyoooooond dreamy.


PS: I wrote a fanfic yesterday 😳! It had been in making for a while but Wednesday night was very inspirational ;) I am embarrassed to share it though 😳.
Omg that's so exciting!!! I would love to read it :) total no judgment zone! Only if you're comfortable, of course. No pressure :)
 
Omg that's so exciting!!! I would love to read it :) total no judgment zone! Only if you're comfortable, of course. No pressure :)
The reason I put this teaser in there is to gather encouragement to share it ;) Since as a teenager I never read adult-type books, I actually read a couple to collect the vocabulary for the explicit scenes. Michael seems to be taking me to that indecent corner of literature where I did not dare to venture before.
 
Oh this should go in heart melters too! That smile, lip bite, and fist bump! Oh God! I don't know who was at the receiving end of that smile. If it were me, I would have had fainted right there 🔥. He is such a dream boat!

PS: I wrote a fanfic yesterday 😳! It had been in making for a while but Wednesday night was very inspirational ;) I am embarrassed to share it though 😳.
Absolutely yes! 🥰

Oh goodness that's so exciting! I'd love to read it too!
 
Today's announcement:

I am in quiet mode just now BUT yesterday I found a new hair tuck moment. BWT 1987 - the gift that keeps on giving. My excitement was very low key but it was still a thing.

It was a thing, people!

Thank you, ladies. Thank you for your patience!
 
Today's announcement:

I am in quiet mode just now BUT yesterday I found a new hair tuck moment. BWT 1987 - the gift that keeps on giving. My excitement was very low key but it was still a thing.

It was a thing, people!

Thank you, ladies. Thank you for your patience!

how could you tease us with this knowledge and then not share the clip?!? Come on now! We want to see Michael tuck his hair too!! 😂

Although, maybe I don't have room to speak. I didn't tell you about the first time I watched... that was a grave error, I admit...
 
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how could you tease us with this knowledge and then not share the clip?!? Come on now! We want to see Michael tuck his hair too!! 😂

Although, maybe I don't have room to speak. I didn't tell you about the first time I watched... that was a grave error, I admit...
Have posted the entire show over on the 'Bad tour gets overlooked' thread. Your time stamp is approx 8m 10s. It's the 3rd Tokyo show, he's doing Things I Do.

Sadly, I can't post a clip. Ages ago I did a gif of GITM (which was crap) but was unable to post it (I think I know why). Then I had a go at doing a GITM video clip - which I would prefer to do, anyway - and it also looked crap. OK, lol. But I was unable to post it - and that one I don't understand. I tried it several times, same result. I gave up. I was tempted to throw laptop out of 1st floor window followed by self but then realised that we would land in the raised bed which I had just planted up with fresh plants. So I didn't. :D

So all I can do is give you a time stamp. Michael does a double hair tuck which is lovely and then the camera changes angle and we see him from the side (the camera is on his right) and it's such a lovely shot. The hair tuck followed by this awesome camera shot. 🥰

I haven't watched the whole show yet.
 
WHAT HAPPENED TO QUIET MODE, LADY?!?!

Just kidding 😊

but holy FUCK. Let's examine these...


Ummm... is a gif supposed to MURDER your entire body?! No. But, my body is dead and only my spirit remains. MICHAEL. The air in front of you is the luckiest of all air. It brags to its friends. It can't stop smiling. It is carrying your children. Thirty+ years later the air in the stadium, in that exact spot, still needs a cigarette. It's exhausted and forever wanting more.

Idk what to say about this except I am mesmerized beyond comprehension. I can DEEPLY FEEL THIS GIF IN MY BODY if you know what I'm saying 😉

jfc just lock me up already I'm a hopeless case


How, I mean. How...d o you think... I mean? Do you?

What am I asking...

Ummm...

do you think he was aware of the situation when he was doing this performance? I don't know what it's like to be a man, but I mean, i feel like you'd be aware, yeah? This is pornographic and yet somehow STILL ELEGANT (Zinnia knows).

It's not pornographic. That's not fair. It's just. it's...

I need a minute...
 
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