Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

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My god his look and his face... 🥵 🥵 🥵
 
WHAT HAPPENED TO QUIET MODE, LADY?!?!
It went on a coffee break, lol.

Ummm... is a gif supposed to MURDER your entire body?! No. But, my body is dead and only my spirit remains. MICHAEL. The air in front of you is the luckiest of all air. It brags to its friends. It can't stop smiling. It is carrying your children. Thirty+ years later the air in the stadium, in that exact spot, still needs a cigarette. It's exhausted and forever wanting more.
I hope you're collecting all your stuff into one folder or whatever. You can't let gems like these just disappear into the ether. This little paragraph is feckin' awesome. It's a story in miniature.

Idk what to say about this except I am mesmerized beyond comprehension. I can DEEPLY FEEL THIS GIF IN MY BODY if you know what I'm saying 😉

jfc just lock me up already I'm a hopeless case
We've had this conversation before. We can't do this. We need you for all the mad entertainment and the intensity which, no offence to MM90 or Hiker or anybody else, none of us can match. :D

How, I mean. How...d o you think... I mean? Do you?

What am I asking...

Ummm...

do you think he was aware of the situation when he was doing this performance? I don't know what it's like to be a man, but I mean, i feel like you'd be aware, yeah? This is pornographic and yet somehow STILL ELEGANT (Zinnia knows).

It's not pornographic. That's not fair. It's just. it's...

I need a minute...
Following the trail created by your mind when it's lusting after Michael is ... quite something!
 
oh, I usually don't like these much but this one was brilliant. The editing was fab.
Right?!?! Throw me off a bridge.

We had a blast, sw23. If you just died, maybe you'll get to meet Michael.
DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS 😂

I couldn't though. Think about how embarrassing it would have to be to tell him I died from watching a compilation video of him thrusting and sweating and jostling in his gold pants?! Besides, I haven't developed a strategy yet for making Michael fall in love with me in the after life. So I need more time here to mull over my plans...
 
DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS 😂

I couldn't though. Think about how embarrassing it would have to be to tell him I died from watching a compilation video of him thrusting and sweating and jostling in his gold pants?!
It might be OK. He probably would be very patient and gentle as you spill your guts to him. It would be your confession and he would give you absolution and it would all be fine.

Or maybe he would just laugh until he cried.

Who knows? Could go either way, lol.

Quiet mode is taking quite a loooooooonnggg coffee break!

Besides, I haven't developed a strategy yet for making Michael fall in love with me in the after life. So I need more time here to mull over my plans...
Oh, I hadn't thought of that. You've, er, given this way more thought than I had realised, lol.

We'll all be over here, being very quiet, giving you the space you need to work out your strategy.
 
It went on a coffee break, lol.

We've had this conversation before. We can't do this. We need you for all the mad entertainment and the intensity which, no offence to MM90 or Hiker or anybody else, none of us can match. :D
I need coffee ma'am lol especially to be staring at Michael's everything...while at work lol ;)

Hahaha yes that's why we have sw23 for lol, that brings us so much joy and rapture! Fair play agent, fair play :ROFLMAO:

I'm over here like:
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Michael doing this to me:
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Me:
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*screams* *faints* 🥵🥵🥵:ROFLMAO:
 
I need coffee ma'am lol especially to be staring at Michael's everything...while at work lol ;)

Hahaha yes that's why we have sw23 for lol, that brings us so much joy and rapture! Fair play agent, fair play :ROFLMAO:

I'm over here like:
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Michael doing this to me:
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Me:
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*screams* *faints* 🥵🥵🥵:ROFLMAO:
OK, first of all, I LOVE all of this. Awesome!

Second, maybe I was too hasty in my judgement. I think you are definitely keeping pace with sw23 as far as intensity goes, lol. Probably Hiker is as well.

OK, so it's only me that is lagging behind, bringing up the rear. Well, someone has to.

Um, talking of the 'rear' ...
 
OK, first of all, I LOVE all of this. Awesome!

Second, maybe I was too hasty in my judgement. I think you are definitely keeping pace with sw23 as far as intensity goes, lol. Probably Hiker is as well.

OK, so it's only me that is lagging behind, bringing up the rear. Well, someone has to.

Um, talking of the 'rear' ...
Oh my dear, it wasn't that harsh hahaha I cracked up! :ROFLMAO:

Ahhh that lovely rear of his....*pinches his cheeks and runs away giggling* :ROFLMAO:🤫;)

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Ok if you're going to talk about dimples you need to produce a photo of the dimples so I can cry forever
There was a perfect shot in that little vid you posted. Goes by quite fast, the editing on that was FAST, man.

But I am going to look altho' I think they mostly show up in vids not photos.

And I'm looking for 'rear view' photos.

Quiet mode has its feet up, flicking through a magazine, it's not trying to compete, just waiting this out, lol.
 
And tucks his hair...
I couldn't even bring myself to mention this. Totally destroys me even to mention it or think about it or ...

And drinks water...
I almost posted that gif tonight, then didn't, now feel I must

And chews gum...
especially when it's mature Michael doing it

And walks across a room...
walking, running, jeez ...

And taps his foot...
or his fingers or we see his hands or see his wrists

And plays with a flower...
or bends down to smell a lovely flower, I keep meaning to post that photo

And exists at all, and then, even after...
exactly so
 
"you know Michael really is something special. we fans are actually enjoying watching a gif of Michael sneezing, of all things Michael sneezing.lol. If this was a video of anyone else, anyone else doing a perfectly normal thing as sneezing. would we give a flip?lol. somehow I seriously doubt we would. only Michael can have people sitting around enjoying watching a video of him sneezing.lol. gotta love you Michael. you truly are something special." (posted by michaeljackson&lisamarie)

Gif doesn't seem to be on the thread but I thought it was worth copying this over, in any case. :D
 
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