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MJJ xo ijcsly said:
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Have we had this one? Doesn't ring any bells. Anyway, Michael laughing. Always got time for that. ❤️
 
Hiker said:
Two videos I found in the archives of this thread -
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Oh, some good moments in these, especially the 2nd one. Top moments for me were approx:

10s - HWT, ripping his collar off (or something). Mm, unleash your power, Michael
2m 37s - looks like 'making of' from SIM. Whatever, he looks (as he so often does) like a male model - but better, obvs
3m 30s - more HWT gorgeousness
 
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staywild23 said:
Finally catching up! I don't want to blow up the thread too badly
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No, blow up the thread. I wanna see that. :ROFLMAO:

staywild23 said:
Bear with me -- but -- how does this not make every person who sees it think about what it would be like to touch Michael this way? OR what it'd be like to watch him touch himself this way? Or what's going through his mind when he does this, and what he wants us to feel when he does this, and how he feels about us feeling it, and what he would let me do if I ever met him
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Don't know the answer to this. All I can say is, no, doesn't do any of this for me. But, you see, it doesn't need to. I have the infamous MM90 photo; even better I have the Beautiful Restraint from MM90. I have images of Michael in the gold leotard. I have Michael moving his hips - ever so slightly - as he sings, 'talk to me, baby' in GITM. The entire situation is almost unbearable. I spend a lot of time putting images and thoughts of Michael into a separate compartment in my head. If I didn't it would be non-stop torture and I wouldn't be able to function at all. I mean, I'm definitely not bringing my A game to my days or even my B or my C. And at some point that will need to change. Just not yet, lol. As you said, it's a sweet torture.

God, have managed to get self all worked up into a state. Need to go ... I have to think about ... things ...
 
zinniabooklover said:
Better stop. There are days when the compartmentalising doesn't work so well. Looks like today could be one of those days, lol.
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oh my gawd! All those pictures

I am supposed to be working, have a big presentation tomorrow and yesterday night I was getting nightmares that my presentation is going to materialise into Michael manhood slideshow :eek::eek:🥶

These pictures are GOLD! Now I know why he did not tape that one finger it had other things to do 🤭🤪

PS: must stay away from the forum till tonight!!
 
OMG I can't catch up to any of this! I will still try to go back but it's hard because I feel like every picture or gif of Michael deserves so much attention to truly appreciate it. I am overwhelmed! (Trust me, not complaining)

Despite being behind on the thread, I am still (of course) consuming all kinds of MJ content as much as possible. Beautifully, he is charting in the top 50 right now with "Heaven Can Wait" which is awesome :)

Anyway, I just saw these photos shared on reddit and I had to share with all of you. I think (?) I am the only one actively in love with Thriller/Thrad era Michael, but even if these photos do nothing for you, there is no denying he is GORGEOUS in these photos... I mean...was he ever not excessively beautiful? I don't know. But lord, I feel like a teenage girl when I see these pictures. He's so sexy, even dressed up as Captain EO :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/MichaelJackson/comments/ugotjs
 
Alyssa said:
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@zinniabooklover you bumped this...

I am SO in love with Michael in the Smooth Criminal video... he is beyond sexy in it. For one, he is just painfully cool. How many times can I scream the word swagger? Not enough.

Something I've realized is that aside from falling apart over @MacMandy90 finding the gif™ as it will be referred to from here forward (though I'd also comfortably call it "the gift" ha!) and it's more - explicit? - sexiness, along with all of the other grinding, thrusting, rubbing, etc...I think what drives met he most wild about Michael, even beyond those things, was how fucking cool he was. He was just SO cool when he performed! Commanding, powerful, smooth... and for me that equates to absolutely, undeniably, drop dead sexy.

Michael being cool as hell and Michael smiling will be the two things that send me into the pit faster than anything...

so needless to say, into the pit I go!
 
staywild23 said:
Anyway, I just saw these photos shared on reddit and I had to share with all of you. I think (?) I am the only one actively in love with Thriller/Thrad era Michael, but even if these photos do nothing for you, there is no denying he is GORGEOUS in these photos... I mean...was he ever not excessively beautiful? I don't know. But lord, I feel like a teenage girl when I see these pictures. He's so sexy, even dressed up as Captain EO :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/MichaelJackson/comments/ugotjs
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Oh I love that shoot! 🥰 He's just absolutely gorgeous and adorable in these, no words can explain!
 
staywild23 said:
@zinniabooklover you bumped this...

I am SO in love with Michael in the Smooth Criminal video... he is beyond sexy in it. For one, he is just painfully cool. How many times can I scream the word swagger? Not enough.

Something I've realized is that aside from falling apart over @MacMandy90 finding the gif™ as it will be referred to from here forward (though I'd also comfortably call it "the gift" ha!) and it's more - explicit? - sexiness, along with all of the other grinding, thrusting, rubbing, etc...I think what drives met he most wild about Michael, even beyond those things, was how fucking cool he was. He was just SO cool when he performed! Commanding, powerful, smooth... and for me that equates to absolutely, undeniably, drop dead sexy.

Michael being cool as hell and Michael smiling will be the two things that send me into the pit faster than anything...
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Taking a little break from reading Moonwalk the 2nd time.

Yeah, that SC photo, I was so pleased when I came across it. I don't think I've seen that particular shot before. He looks gorgeous, the curl is perfect, his lightly clenched fist, the gaze ... oh man, the whole thing.

I'm a bit worried about how on earth you're gonna catch up - and feeling a tiny bit guilty cos, as usual, I have probably bumped far too much. I just get carried away.

And, yes, to your comments about Michael's coolness. That is one of the things I love so much about The Gif That Keeps On Giving / MM90 (I am now giving them all names, lol). Michael in the gold leotard and the pvc biker jacket. Doesn't get much more sexy than that for me but, actually, his coolness is at least as hot as his sexiness or maybe even hotter. Cool? Hot? Oh, you know what I mean. I'm getting confused, lol. I've been distracted all day by my BOTDF / Gif That Keeps On Giving fantasy. It's basically shredding my mind.

HCW - I was so stoked by this. One of my fave tracks on the album. Was curious as to why it happened but so happy. That album needs all the love it can get.

As for MM90 finding the gif, isn't there some kind of medal for services to her country that she could be given? And couldn't Hiker get an honourable mention, didn't she also find it fairly soon after MM90 found it? These are Ninja skills, ladies.

I'm getting distracted again ...
 
zinniabooklover said:
HCW - I was so stoked by this. One of my fave tracks on the album. Was curious as to why it happened but so happy. That album needs all the love it can get.

As for MM90 finding the gif, isn't there some kind of medal for services to her country that she could be given? And couldn't Hiker get an honourable mention, didn't she also find it fairly soon after MM90 found it? These are Ninja skills, ladies.
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That album definitely needs some love! 🥰

There should be lol, but especially with Hiker this is teamwork and fair share lol we are the ninjas lol 🤣
 
riviera1992 said:
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Bumping this one again. I have a point, lol.

OK, so I have:

Sexual Power / MM90
Beautiful Restraint / MM90
The Gif That Keeps On Giving / MM90

And this little baby here I call Dirty Dancing. Nothing to do with the film. Everything to do with 8 min version of BOTDF. I had this conversation with Hiker, think you were busy with the musical.

OK, so you know the first minute of the 8 min version of BOTDF video? Set in a nightclub with lots of dirty dancing going on? Really hot, really sexy? Approx 48s (IIRC, haven't checked) you get an image of a woman's hand moving slowly down the torso of a man. So the hand is your hand and the torso is not some random bloke but Michael - in my version, always in the gold leotard. And so your hand is running down that lovely tactile fabric, just enjoying the sensation. Gonna stop there in case I get into trouble but you get my drift? Where the fantasy goes after that - well, we'd all have different versions, I guess. My version (er, versions) have been taking over my brain for a few days now. And I'm fine with that.
 
zinniabooklover said:
Taking a little break from reading Moonwalk the 2nd time.

Yeah, that SC photo, I was so pleased when I came across it. I don't think I've seen that particular shot before. He looks gorgeous, the curl is perfect, his lightly clenched fist, the gaze ... oh man, the whole thing.

I'm a bit worried about how on earth you're gonna catch up - and feeling a tiny bit guilty cos, as usual, I have probably bumped far too much. I just get carried away.

And, yes, to your comments about Michael's coolness. That is one of the things I love so much about The Gif That Keeps On Giving / MM90 (I am now giving them all names, lol). Michael in the gold leotard and the pvc biker jacket. Doesn't get much more sexy than that for me but, actually, his coolness is at least as hot as his sexiness or maybe even hotter. Cool? Hot? Oh, you know what I mean. I'm getting confused, lol. I've been distracted all day by my BOTDF / Gif That Keeps On Giving fantasy. It's basically shredding my mind.

HCW - I was so stoked by this. One of my fave tracks on the album. Was curious as to why it happened but so happy. That album needs all the love it can get.

As for MM90 finding the gif, isn't there some kind of medal for services to her country that she could be given? And couldn't Hiker get an honourable mention, didn't she also find it fairly soon after MM90 found it? These are Ninja skills, ladies.

I'm getting distracted again ...
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You have me really wanting to read Moonwalk again! I'm definitely going to when the semester wraps up...

Please don't feel guilty about bumping so much! If there is anything I can understand thoroughly it's being out of your mind with excitement about Michael! haha I will definitely back track and catch up on some of the hottest bits I haven't responded to yet, but don't worry about blowing this thread up as much as you desire. If anything, I love that we are all SO into Michael. It's such a joy to share all of this with you ladies :)

I *completely* agree about Michael's coolness and The Gif that Keeps On Giving -- that is still probably the sexiest thing on this thread to me. I can't get enough of it. Everytime MM90 posts anything, I get so distracted just staring at him lol. I am completely with you that Cool/hot/sexy are all kind of intermingled for me. I think this might be part of why a good number of straight male fans develop crushes on him. Cool/hot/sexy is a deadly combination best described with one word: charisma. And MJ was dripping with charisma at every moment of his life. I've never seen anyone even come close to his, nor do I want to lol.

And I can tell you that the reason HCW is blowing up is TikTok. I haven't seen it myself, but apparently it's all over TikTok right now and that's leading everyone to checking out the song on Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube. I posted a bit about this in the "Chart Watch" thread!
 
zinniabooklover said:
Bumping this one again. I have a point, lol.

OK, so I have:

Sexual Power / MM90
Beautiful Restraint / MM90
The Gif That Keeps On Giving / MM90

And this little baby here I call Dirty Dancing. Nothing to do with the film. Everything to do with 8 min version of BOTDF. I had this conversation with Hiker, think you were busy with the musical.

OK, so you know the first minute of the 8 min version of BOTDF video? Set in a nightclub with lots of dirty dancing going on? Really hot, really sexy? Approx 48s (IIRC, haven't checked) you get an image of a woman's hand moving slowly down the torso of a man. So the hand is your hand and the torso is not some random bloke but Michael - in my version, always in the gold leotard. And so your hand is running down that lovely tactile fabric, just enjoying the sensation. Gonna stop there in case I get into trouble but you get my drift? Where the fantasy goes after that - well, we'd all have different versions, I guess. My version (er, versions) have been taking over my brain for a few days now. And I'm fine with that.
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OMG checking out the long version of the song is on my immediate to-do list (right after doing the actual work I need to do lol). I did not catch up to that part of the conversation yet!! I didn't even know that existed!

And what you just described, Zinnia, is exactly what derails many waking moments of my life right now lol. The fantasy is pronounced, detailed, and totally unattainable, which means I will never get any relief from it 😭
 
It's worth pointing out that I don't have a name for the gif that Hiker posted. I have a name for all the stuff that MM90 has been torturing me with. Even as she has pulverised my brain, I can come up with names for all the lovely images. I have names for all the lovely images I've found in the archives. But the gif that Hiker posted? You know the one I mean. It's very naughty. I think that's why I can't name it. Too naughty.

Years ago there was a hit record in the UK by a duo called Right Said Fred. The song was called I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt. Not the best song ever. Not too far off being a novelty record. But it was fun and silly and we quite liked it. It popped into my head at the weekend. As in, Michael is Too Sexy For His Leotard. And, also, the Hiker gif is Too Sexy To Be Named. :ROFLMAO:
 
zinniabooklover said:
Years ago there was a hit record in the UK by a duo called Right Said Fred. The song was called I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt. Not the best song ever. Not too far off being a novelty record. But it was fun and silly and we quite liked it. It popped into my head at the weekend. As in, Michael is Too Sexy For His Leotard. And, also, the Hiker gif is Too Sexy To Be Named. :ROFLMAO:
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oh my god! I have heard that I'm Too Sexy song and it kept popping up in my head when looking at many gifs and photos here! Michael is indeed Too Sexy for anything he wears or does! Just saw the video, its horrible!!! I cannot imagine Michael doing something like that, but I still imagined it, and I am sure he would have pulled it off!!! :love:
 
zinniabooklover said:
Years ago there was a hit record in the UK by a duo called Right Said Fred. The song was called I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt. Not the best song ever. Not too far off being a novelty record. But it was fun and silly and we quite liked it. It popped into my head at the weekend. As in, Michael is Too Sexy For His Leotard. And, also, the Hiker gif is Too Sexy To Be Named. :ROFLMAO:
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Hiker said:
oh my god! I have heard that I'm Too Sexy song and it kept popping up in my head when looking at many gifs and photos here! Michael is indeed Too Sexy for anything he wears or does! Just saw the video, its horrible!!! I cannot imagine Michael doing something like that, but I still imagined it, and I am sure he would have pulled it off!!! :love:
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That song was also a huge hit in the US! I remember it very well as a little kid. We would laugh at it so much, but strut around singing it too. It was absurd, but I still remember the video quite well even without rewatching it.

The sentiment of "too sexy" and "so sexy it hurts" absolutely applies to Michael. Though, of course, he would never dare such a song. Michael was not one to brag about his sexiness...just constantly remind us of it at every waking moment simply by existing in the world where we could see him.

Speaking of, some of my favorite sexy Michael moments are when he is shyly sexy. Award show acceptances are some of his best moments ever, IMO. He's embarrassed but clearly loving the attention and applause. He doesn't know how to be in front of an audience when he's not performing, but he can't help but smile and the whole audience goes crazy, so madly in love with him, and it's just.....

The man gives me butterflies when he's not sending me to the pit.
 
staywild23 said:
OMG checking out the long version of the song is on my immediate to-do list (right after doing the actual work I need to do lol). I did not catch up to that part of the conversation yet!! I didn't even know that existed!
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ok, this one goes in the list of short films for watch party!

zinniabooklover said:
And so your hand is running down that lovely tactile fabric, just enjoying the sensation. Gonna stop there
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That soft gold fabric, and the strong abs under it 🔥🎆🎆
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Hiker said:
oh my god! I have heard that I'm Too Sexy song and it kept popping up in my head when looking at many gifs and photos here! Michael is indeed Too Sexy for anything he wears or does! Just saw the video, its horrible!!! I cannot imagine Michael doing something like that, but I still imagined it, and I am sure he would have pulled it off!!! :love:
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A video for the Right Said Fred song? Thankfully, I can't remember it. Whatever they're up to, I have no memory. But the song did pop into my head and made me laugh. The song is not classy and Michael definitely is classy but the song does kind of fit; it's appropriate.

Michael is too sexy for the gold leotard, too sexy for the Dangerous jacket, WAY too sexy for the Bad outfit. Definitely too sexy for the black pvc biker jacket. I could go on. His clothes are always amazing but, yeah, he's too sexy for all of it. It's funny cos his clothes do enhance his sexiness and yet also cannot keep up with him, iyswim.
 
staywild23 said:
That song was also a huge hit in the US! I remember it very well as a little kid. We would laugh at it so much, but strut around singing it too. It was absurd, but I still remember the video quite well even without rewatching it.

The sentiment of "too sexy" and "so sexy it hurts" absolutely applies to Michael. Though, of course, he would never dare such a song. Michael was not one to brag about his sexiness...just constantly remind us of it at every waking moment simply by existing in the world where we could see him.

Speaking of, some of my favorite sexy Michael moments are when he is shyly sexy. Award show acceptances are some of his best moments ever, IMO. He's embarrassed but clearly loving the attention and applause. He doesn't know how to be in front of an audience when he's not performing, but he can't help but smile and the whole audience goes crazy, so madly in love with him, and it's just.....

The man gives me butterflies when he's not sending me to the pit.
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When Michael goes low-key? THAT'S when he's got me. The more subtle he is, the more I'm helpless and lost.
 
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