Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

jfc, woman! my heart rate has just exploded. I was talking about it, wasn't expecting anyone to plonk it in front of my face. what in the feck are you doing?

jeez, it's gold, it's fire, it's ...

his arm, his hair, the shirt, the way it moves, his legs. And, er, his hip movement ... just can't 🔥 🔥 🔥 🥵

I'm dead. I'm done. I'm gonna have to go. This is too much. 🥵
🥵 "I am on fire ..." "talk to me woman ...." "I don't want to hear it ..." the movements!! I had a shorter version of the gif, but the woman's face in the longer version is perfect, it just says it all!
 
🥵 "I am on fire ..." "talk to me woman ...." "I don't want to hear it ..." the movements!! I had a shorter version of the gif, but the woman's face in the longer version is perfect, it just says it all!
Oh, I can't stand the stupid woman's face. Or any of them. The blokes. The women. You know how you're shouting at the dancers to get out of the way? That's me with these STUPID people. For cryin' out loud. Just go AWAY. ALL OF YOU. Just go. You are not needed. I love this video but those bits annoy the hell out of me.

But your gif is perfect. I love it. Love it. 🥰
 
Is this the one?

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Hang about. Now I seem to have your short gif plus the slightly longer one, as well. Awesome!
 
I'm fine with the longer version of your gif cos you caught him singing the 'act like a lady' line which is also an awesome moment and deserving of almost as much worship as 'my' moment. So it's all good. 🥰
 
Just leaving this here ...
Nothing to see here, ladies. I just like the fire.
To balance out the last one I bumped, lol.
Posting these again, as pages are flying by so fast! I need to keep quoting and re-quoting these photos! We have one from each era now :)

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..... ... what happened here Mikey, is Mikezilla trying to get out!! Don't be angry at Mikezilla, let it be!!
The less I say about the next one, the better, the hands, and slightly tilted posture, messy hair 🥵 🥵

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... and the world will be so incomplete without Michael shouting while grabbing himself in gold pants!!

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I'm fine with the longer version of your gif cos you caught him singing the 'act like a lady' line which is also an awesome moment and deserving of almost as much worship as 'my' moment. So it's all good. 🥰
haa haa, good thing I made both the versions, I absolutely enjoy the process of going frame by frame to make the exact cut. I also slowed it down to enjoy the moment.

Overuse of the word 'awesome'. There will be penalties. :(
yes! that is a punishable offence. We will wait for more penance from you.
 
haa haa, good thing I made both the versions, I absolutely enjoy the process of going frame by frame to make the exact cut. I also slowed it down to enjoy the moment.
Yes, yes, but I'm supposed to be reading Moonwalk for the second time. It's been derailed. I've got GITM on heavy rotation and am now going back and forth between that and the long version of your gif. Lovely.
yes! that is a punishable offence. We will wait for more penance from you.
Before Patient Z fired her clinical team they advised her that;
1 - she could not blame it on the sunshine
2 - she could also not blame it on the moonlight
3 - she definitely could not blame it on the good times
4 - but she totally, absolutely could blame it on the boogie

So my overuse of the word 'awesome'? I'm blaming it on the boogie. Whatever that means. 🤔
 
Ok so, from what I can tell, I have about 5-6 pages of messages to catch up to and I can’t wait!!!

But before I do, I just wanted to share that the musical was INCREDIBLE. I’m going to share something about it on the musical thread later. But I saw it with my mom who isn’t a fan, but likes random songs. She loved it too and cried with me. She said during intermission and after that it’s changed her view of him and that she thinks it will do so much for his reputation and restore his image because of how human they make him. She also said she wants to learn all about him now, which was all the music to my ears. Anyway,,,

When we got home I insisted on watching more Michael and as she watched some Wembley footage she said, “you know, I never thought of him as handsome but… he’s really handsome here.” Followed by “he’s not really the type I would go for but, wow…” followed by “he is incredibly goodlooking” and similar comments all night… her eyes were literal :love: And I’ve never been more proud lol
 
Ok so, from what I can tell, I have about 5-6 pages of messages to catch up to and I can’t wait!!!

But before I do, I just wanted to share that the musical was INCREDIBLE. I’m going to share something about it on the musical thread later. But I saw it with my mom who isn’t a fan, but likes random songs. She loved it too and cried with me. She said during intermission and after that it’s changed her view of him and that she thinks it will do so much for his reputation and restore his image because of how human they make him. She also said she wants to learn all about him now, which was all the music to my ears. Anyway,,,

When we got home I insisted on watching more Michael and as she watched some Wembley footage she said, “you know, I never thought of him as handsome but… he’s really handsome here.” Followed by “he’s not really the type I would go for but, wow…” followed by “he is incredibly goodlooking” and similar comments all night… her eyes were literal :love: And I’ve never been more proud lol
Wow!

Way to go, sw23. Fabulous report back. And great news about your Mum's reaction. She's not on your path and she's not on mine but, god, she's really going for it. I love it. And I can relate. With these HWT photos I keep bumping I'm all over how gorgeous Michael is in these images. I know that sounds mad since I already love him and already think he's to-die-for beautiful but there's some other level of astonishing beauty going on here, I'm convinced. Or, at least, I never noticed it before. Either way, my mind is being blown to smithereens.

OMG, you both cried. That's so sweet. I feel quite tearful myself, now. This is so cool. Wow! ☺️
 
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1 - she could not blame it on the sunshine
2 - she could also not blame it on the moonlight
3 - she definitely could not blame it on the good times
4 - but she totally, absolutely could blame it on the boogie
Bumping myself just to point out that this little joke here is not mine. Whatever jokey nonsense I write here, that's all me. But not this. Saw a truncated version of this online somewhere. Thought I'd give it a little re-run.
 
Bumping myself just to point out that this little joke here is not mine. Whatever jokey nonsense I write here, that's all me. But not this. Saw a truncated version of this online somewhere. Thought I'd give it a little re-run.

Aren't you supposed to be reading Moonwalk! I already finished 100 pages.

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Aren't you supposed to be reading Moonwalk! I already finished 100 pages.

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Yeah, but I'm having an intense moment with GITM. There are thoughts that are running riot and they must be attended to. And when I say, 'moment', I mean an entire day.

This is one of my fave photos of Michael. I have 2 copies. I definitely want to be the beaded curtain. I am losing my mind. :D
 
Finally catching up! I don't want to blow up the thread too badly, so let me see if I can do this concisely among just a few replies :)
Is this one slowed down! What a perfect movement for the dreams 🤤 "cradling himself as he is grinding" - what a perfect way to describe. I almost want to create another thread exclusively of Michael grinding himself this way!

I actually read this right before I left and I am dying inside at the thought of it lol. I need that to exist so badly. I know what you said about Gaz not wanting another 18+ thread, but if the people are demanding it then why not?!

Oh god, don't give her ideas, lol. She's already uncontrollable. A 'grinding' thread would finish her off completely. Not that I'm saying it's a bad idea, just a bit dangerous to expose sw23 to further torture. I, of course, would be safe and totally immune. Focused as I am on Michael's mind and the intellectual activity therein. 😇:D

LMAO I mean... this is not a lie. I do worry on some level if there was a grinding/thrusting thread of sorts I would never speak to another living person again, as I would be mesmerized in an eternal state of longing. Michael grinding and thrusting are some of my favorite things he does!!! I don't know what to do about it lol. It actually would be real life torture for me. That is basically how watching him perform always is. It's a mixture of extreme happiness, joy, pleasure, and insane torturous desire lol. Also, it's emotional. But this isn't the thread for emotions, dammit!! I love Michael for so much more than his boundless f***ing sexiness, but it sure does consume me...whew...

Ok...moving on from that thread idea. A "themed" grinding thread would be gorgeous and glorious and would destroy me thoroughly. So let's making it happen lol.

OMFG. He is straight up bursting out of these... I... omg. I'm sorry, Michael. You're a beautiful, talented, amazing man, but what's going on in your pants right now is taking all of my focus and it is really ruining my life right now lol. WOW.


NOOOOOO!!! I Cannot believe you found it!!!! @MacMandy90 you are a woman of my heart...

I can't survive this. I am obsessed with this gif. I entirely doubt this affects anyone how it affects me. I feel like I could fall apart when I look at it. Like, I'm not kidding. This gif explodes my imagination. The thrusting motion is already enough to send me. BUT THE FINGER TRACING. Why is he doing this to me?!? This is the kind of sweet, miraculous hell that only Michael could descend me to...

Bear with me -- but -- how does this not make every person who sees it think about what it would be like to touch Michael this way? OR what it'd be like to watch him touch himself this way? Or what's going through his mind when he does this, and what he wants us to feel when he does this, and how he feels about us feeling it, and what he would let me do if I ever met him, and what does he like, and what would he want and --

OMG

Overheated. Gotta stop...I'm dead.

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Ladies, I got through one page and have 4-5 to go to catch up. I am literally trembling at that last gif. It's like, i want to throw it away and never look at it again, but at the same time, I want to dedicate my life to it. HELP!

PS: @Hiker which performance of Human Nature is this from and can you link it to me immediately? Please and thank you.
 
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