Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

I'm supposed to be on this abstinence kick. Was going OK. Taking a leisurely walk through some comments which I haven't been able to read properly (with no intention of responding). All good.

Until I got to this:

" ... HIStory outfit with it tightness and no underpants is obviously sexy ... "

This is from Hiker's comment upthread. So, Armed&Dangerous, I turn to you in your role of undercover agent, someone used to being tasked with difficult and challenging missions, and I ask the question - is this for reals? Seriously?

So when I bump an HWT photo of Michael with his arms outstretched behind him and I'm going (in my head), 'oh, look at Michael's arms and his fingers and his amazing placement and, omg, what an ace dancer he is', you all are looking somewhere else? Is that what's going on here?

HWT is Michael going commando? Is that it?

Oh, and the abstinence kick is, um, developing its own character, shall we say. The time I'm saving cos I'm not posting just gives me more time to look at that photo. You know the one I mean.
Hahaha to be honest in my eyes that's what it looks like boy howdy lol :ROFLMAO:

But I guess we'll never know the mystery behind those gold pants it's an enigma lol ;)

Exhibit A:
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;)🥵
 
Hahaha to be honest in my eyes that's what it looks like boy howdy lol :ROFLMAO:

But I guess we'll never know the mystery behind those gold pants it's an enigma lol ;)

Exhibit A:
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;)🥵
Jeeeeeeeez!!!!!

First off, do not send me Exhibit B. That won't be necessary.

And, er ... that's it. I'm still fixated on the photo I bumped, with me looking in one direction and you peeps looking in the other direction and I had NO idea.

Maybe abstinence isn't such a good idea after all. If I wasn't doing this I would never have known.

Jeez.

My brain is going to need some time to process this. 😳
 
Here is something to get your imagination going. The gifs have been shared before, but the text makes them a worth reshare. 😊😍
His mic stand flirtation will always send me. How does he make stroking a mic stand look so ridiculously seductive?! Any and all interactions he has with the mic stand are almost overwhelming lol
 
Hahaha to be honest in my eyes that's what it looks like boy howdy lol :ROFLMAO:

But I guess we'll never know the mystery behind those gold pants it's an enigma lol ;)

Exhibit A:
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;)🥵

This is tremendous. Just completely tremendous. And inviting. And so…. Much. Quite literally….

Jeeeeeeeez!!!!!

First off, do not send me Exhibit B. That won't be necessary.

And, er ... that's it. I'm still fixated on the photo I bumped, with me looking in one direction and you peeps looking in the other direction and I had NO idea.

Maybe abstinence isn't such a good idea after all. If I wasn't doing this I would never have known.

Jeez.

My brain is going to need some time to process this. 😳
Wait, @zinniabooklover are you saying you didn’t notice or realize that the below the belt action of the gold pants during HWT is why all the ladies can’t stop talking about them?? You just never looked down there? Or am I misunderstanding you?

Either way, you’re a better woman than me. It doesn’t matter what Michael is wearing or doing… at some point I will be staring there and hoping to see something and, lucky for me, I often do. There are special moments of every tour where it’s undeniable that some thing wonderful is happening down there lol. At least I know there is in the Bad tour (I swoon even harder than I breathe during these moments)… Michael’s manhood is really on display during certain performances and it’s more than I could have ever hoped for before discovering this lol
 
This is from Hiker's comment upthread. So, Armed&Dangerous, I turn to you in your role of undercover agent, someone used to being tasked with difficult and challenging missions, and I ask the question - is this for reals? Seriously?

So when I bump an HWT photo of Michael with his arms outstretched behind him and I'm going (in my head), 'oh, look at Michael's arms and his fingers and his amazing placement and, omg, what an ace dancer he is', you all are looking somewhere else? Is that what's going on here?

HWT is Michael going commando? Is that it?
oh Girl! you are in for a surprise then 🤣, I did not believe it at first, but after careful examination of 100s of photos at right angles and locations, I am getting convinced that indeed he was going commando. You have to look at ITC ending to see Mike jr's style was not cramped by any sort of underpants.

Exhibit A:
Can't wait for Exhibit B. I think I am starting to have my doubts and need more convincing 😶‍🌫️

And, er ... that's it. I'm still fixated on the photo I bumped, with me looking in one direction and you peeps looking in the other direction and I had NO idea.
... and as for looking, I look at everything, arms, fingers, head, somewhere else 😊, I don't like to discriminate :cool:. That's why I keep going back to photos in case I missed any part :LOL:
 
This is tremendous. Just completely tremendous. And inviting. And so…. Much. Quite literally….


Wait, @zinniabooklover are you saying you didn’t notice or realize that the below the belt action of the gold pants during HWT is why all the ladies can’t stop talking about them?? You just never looked down there? Or am I misunderstanding you?

Either way, you’re a better woman than me. It doesn’t matter what Michael is wearing or doing… at some point I will be staring there and hoping to see something and, lucky for me, I often do. There are special moments of every tour where it’s undeniable that some thing wonderful is happening down there lol. At least I know there is in the Bad tour (I swoon even harder than I breathe during these moments)… Michael’s manhood is really on display during certain performances and it’s more than I could have ever hoped for before discovering this lol
No! Go away! I can't even type anymore. Just took me 3 goes to login! I love looking at Michael's hands and fingers and now I CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE. I can no longer talk about Michael's fingers.

Go away! You are ALL armed & dangerous. ALL OF YOU.

Abstinence is supposed to be a good thing. It started off so well. I was all pleased and everything. I use a stylus on my laptop. Do you realise how difficult that now is?

OF COURSE I wasn't looking down there. I can't stop shouting. I thought you all liked the freakin' PANTS, for cryin' out loud. Lord, help us and save us.

And whaddya mean, this happens on the Bad tour? Don't answer that! Really? The Bad tour as well? So that's all of them? Don't answer. Not sure I can cope. You realise this is the first thing I thought about when I woke up this morning? Not that I really actually got to sleep, not properly.

I did use to wonder why in the feck everyone was going on and on and flaming ON about the feckin' gold pants. 'Just a rubbish pair of pants', I used to say to myself. In my innocent days. Can I have my innocent days back, please?

Michael is armed and dangerous. I'm not ready for this.
 
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OF COURSE I wasn't looking down there. I can't stop shouting. I thought you all liked the freakin' PANTS, for cryin' out loud. Lord, help us and save us.
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Sorry! I could not resist a meme. I had similar reaction, and did double triple takes when I first heard about the underpants. :eek: I can speak for most of us here, we like the pants, but we like what they are holding (or not able to hold) more :love:

I did use to wonder why in the feck everyone was going on and on and flaming ON about the feckin' gold pants. 'Just a rubbish pair of pants', I used to say to myself. In my innocent days. Can I have my innocent days back, please?
Those days are gone. You cannot unsee it now. Just give into it :LOL:
 
No! Go away! I can't even type anymore. Just took me 3 goes to login! I love looking at Michael's hands and fingers and now I CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE. I can no longer talk about Michael's fingers.

Go away! You are ALL armed & dangerous. ALL OF YOU.

Abstinence is supposed to be a good thing. It started off so well. I was all pleased and everything. I use a stylus on my laptop. Do you realise how difficult that now is?

OF COURSE I wasn't looking down there. I can't stop shouting. I thought you all liked the freakin' PANTS, for cryin' out loud. Lord, help us and save us.

And whaddya mean, this happens on the Bad tour? Don't answer that! Really? The Bad tour as well? So that's all of them? Don't answer. Not sure I can cope. You realise this is the first thing I thought about when I woke up this morning? Not that I really actually got to sleep, not properly.

I did use to wonder why in the feck everyone was going on and on and flaming ON about the feckin' gold pants. 'Just a rubbish pair of pants', I used to say to myself. In my innocent days. Can I have my innocent days back, please?

Michael is armed and dangerous. I'm not ready for this.
LOL

This entire response cracked me up. How are you handling it now a day later? Have you recovered? Have you accepted your new reality yet? Are you enjoying just HOW MUCH there is to love about Micahel?! ;)

Also, if it helps with the Bad tour it's not NEARLY as obvious. But you know me...I am searching for any sign of a good thing and I find it plenty of places. There are tons of GIFs of moments in bad where you can very clearly see the outline of something absolutely magnificent lol.

May I suggest watching "I just cant stop loving you" from wembley and just paying close attention to the below the belt action? Because, God, it is incredible... with how much I love Michael in that era, combined with the amazing performance, and this very apparent...enjoyment....it;s nearly too much for me.
 
LOL

This entire response cracked me up. How are you handling it now a day later? Have you recovered? Have you accepted your new reality yet? Are you enjoying just HOW MUCH there is to love about Micahel?! ;)

Also, if it helps with the Bad tour it's not NEARLY as obvious. But you know me...I am searching for any sign of a good thing and I find it plenty of places. There are tons of GIFs of moments in bad where you can very clearly see the outline of something absolutely magnificent lol.

May I suggest watching "I just cant stop loving you" from wembley and just paying close attention to the below the belt action? Because, God, it is incredible... with how much I love Michael in that era, combined with the amazing performance, and this very apparent...enjoyment....it;s nearly too much for me.
Honest to god, I don't even know. I do feel a bit, "Send help". Abstinence down the drain, as you can see. Got some sleep today, even had a few hours where I felt quite chilled. But, well, it's 3am and here I am.

I administered a lot of Michael therapy which seemed to work. Calmed me down nicely. Spent quality time with the last 4 photos I bumped on the Rare Pics thread. They helped a LOT. But I think the new reality is indeed the new reality. There is still a lot of resistance (or shock or disbelief or whatever the feck; probably all of the above) but I sense that is going to cave sooner or later. Although I'm that tired I can barely remember my own name.

There is an 'interesting' YT compilation at the top of Page 739 of this thread, if anyone is interested. It's about 10 mins. I only watched a few seconds, bumped it, watched a few more seconds and then closed it down. You all have probably seen it but, if you haven't, I think you'll like it. Oh, and that reminds me why I haven't seen any of this before. I mean, apart from I *genuinely* would never look 'down there'. I hardly ever watch live stuff. Prob should take this over to heresy thread but way too tired. Er, I get kinda ... oh god, am I going to say this? ... I get kinda bored. I couldn't even make it through that 10 min YT clip I just mentioned. That said, I watched it and thought, 'well, I thought Michael could move but ... Michael can moooooooooove!!!!!!!'😯

Just to give a bit of context here, this whole thing is just not me. For example, I bumped a photo here from Bad and you responded, 'oh I want to unbuckle him'. Two days later I figured out what you meant. I'm not joking. Two days! My brain just doesn't work that way. It would never occur to me to 'look down there'. That said, that MM90 photo has taken up residence in my brain and, well, it's been interesting, that's all I'm gonna say about that.

I see MM90 has posted a BOTDF gif. Just *happens* to be one of my fave images. I think maybe it's MM90 who's taken up residence in my brain. What is she doing in there? How much more havoc can she cause. Don't answer that!

I need to go and inspect that gif that MM90 posted. You know, for quality control purposes ...
 
Honest to god, I don't even know. I do feel a bit, "Send help". Abstinence down the drain, as you can see. Got some sleep today, even had a few hours where I felt quite chilled. But, well, it's 3am and here I am.

I administered a lot of Michael therapy which seemed to work. Calmed me down nicely. Spent quality time with the last 4 photos I bumped on the Rare Pics thread. They helped a LOT. But I think the new reality is indeed the new reality. There is still a lot of resistance (or shock or disbelief or whatever the feck; probably all of the above) but I sense that is going to cave sooner or later. Although I'm that tired I can barely remember my own name.

There is an 'interesting' YT compilation at the top of Page 739 of this thread, if anyone is interested. It's about 10 mins. I only watched a few seconds, bumped it, watched a few more seconds and then closed it down. You all have probably seen it but, if you haven't, I think you'll like it. Oh, and that reminds me why I haven't seen any of this before. I mean, apart from I *genuinely* would never look 'down there'. I hardly ever watch live stuff. Prob should take this over to heresy thread but way too tired. Er, I get kinda ... oh god, am I going to say this? ... I get kinda bored. I couldn't even make it through that 10 min YT clip I just mentioned. That said, I watched it and thought, 'well, I thought Michael could move but ... Michael can moooooooooove!!!!!!!'😯

Just to give a bit of context here, this whole thing is just not me. For example, I bumped a photo here from Bad and you responded, 'oh I want to unbuckle him'. Two days later I figured out what you meant. I'm not joking. Two days! My brain just doesn't work that way. It would never occur to me to 'look down there'. That said, that MM90 photo has taken up residence in my brain and, well, it's been interesting, that's all I'm gonna say about that.

I see MM90 has posted a BOTDF gif. Just *happens* to be one of my fave images. I think maybe it's MM90 who's taken up residence in my brain. What is she doing in there? How much more havoc can she cause. Don't answer that!

I need to go and inspect that gif that MM90 posted. You know, for quality control purposes ...
And here we all are lol :ROFLMAO:

Seriously, this is what Michael does to us all it’s sheer torture ;)

You’re welcome for that dear lol we cannot deny the fact that he’s in our brains, and I figured your fave was BOTDF right there, target acquired lol :ROFLMAO: ❤️
 
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Boy I've done some damage now lol ;)🥵
What a find! I never noticed he was actually on the floor in that video! I need to slow it down and enjoy that moment.

Oh, and that reminds me why I haven't seen any of this before. I mean, apart from I *genuinely* would never look 'down there'. I hardly ever watch live stuff. Prob should take this over to heresy thread but way too tired. Er, I get kinda ... oh god, am I going to say this? ... I get kinda bored. I couldn't even make it through that 10 min YT clip I just mentioned. That said, I watched it and thought, 'well, I thought Michael could move but ... Michael can moooooooooove!!!!!!!'😯
I hear you. I was also like that, I still feel guilty being raised to be a 'good girl' and all. When I first saw this thread, I flipped through a couple of pages, eyes almost closed, wondering to myself what am I doing here! But ..... well, here we are :) Art needs to be enjoyed.
I hope you join us for one of the concert watching, its just whole another level of Michael.
 
What a find! I never noticed he was actually on the floor in that video! I need to slow it down and enjoy that moment.


I hear you. I was also like that, I still feel guilty being raised to be a 'good girl' and all. When I first saw this thread, I flipped through a couple of pages, eyes almost closed, wondering to myself what am I doing here! But ..... well, here we are :) Art needs to be enjoyed.
I hope you join us for one of the concert watching, its just whole another level of Michael.
I dunno as I feel guilty. Actually, I don't know WHAT I feel. I do still have a brain, the MM90 photo resides there permanently now. But most of my brain has melted out of my ears. So I don't know what in the hell ... sorry, what?

It's feckin' INSANE. I think I'm in too much shock to know ... anything.

Yeah, that BOTDF moment is awesome. It does go by awfully quickly in the video but, hey, here comes MM90, riding to the rescue.

I need to go and look at my MM90 photo. We have things to say to each other. Excuse me, ladies!
 
There is an 'interesting' YT compilation at the top of Page 739 of this thread, if anyone is interested. It's about 10 mins. I only watched a few seconds, bumped it, watched a few more seconds and then closed it down. You all have probably seen it but, if you haven't, I think you'll like it. Oh, and that reminds me why I haven't seen any of this before. I mean, apart from I *genuinely* would never look 'down there'. I hardly ever watch live stuff. Prob should take this over to heresy thread but way too tired. Er, I get kinda ... oh god, am I going to say this? ... I get kinda bored. I couldn't even make it through that 10 min YT clip I just mentioned. That said, I watched it and thought, 'well, I thought Michael could move but ... Michael can moooooooooove!!!!!!!'😯

So I am really curious about this... when you say you get bored watching live stuff, do you mean Michael's live stuff, specifically? Or in general? If it's about Michael this baffles me because I find him absolutely exhilarating to watch do literally anything, let alone perform! haha but I am a major addict to the way this man speaks, moves, breathes, exists... I am sure that the undying lust I have for him propels a great portion of this though too, so I don't blame you if that's just not on your radar! But yes, the man CAN mooove and it is everything lol

So curious now too -- I saw you wrote in another thread a bit ago that you don't really like Michael in that way, so I'm wondering...is that changing? ;)

Just to give a bit of context here, this whole thing is just not me. For example, I bumped a photo here from Bad and you responded, 'oh I want to unbuckle him'. Two days later I figured out what you meant. I'm not joking. Two days! My brain just doesn't work that way. It would never occur to me to 'look down there'. That said, that MM90 photo has taken up residence in my brain and, well, it's been interesting, that's all I'm gonna say about that.

I see MM90 has posted a BOTDF gif. Just *happens* to be one of my fave images. I think maybe it's MM90 who's taken up residence in my brain. What is she doing in there? How much more havoc can she cause. Don't answer that!

I need to go and inspect that gif that MM90 posted. You know, for quality control purposes ...

LMAO well I stand by that "unbuckle statement" but this whole thing made me laugh. I will say, I don't think I've ever thought to check out another male performer in that way in my life. There is a lot about Michael that is affecting me in ways I've never before experienced. I'm sure a lot of people's eyes wouldn't necessarily gravitate there. What's hilarious is I've been trying to get several people in my life into Michael so I can share him with them. The closest is my sister. Awhile ago I sent her the Smooth Criminal Live performance from Munich from the HWT and one of her immediate responses was "OMG!! 🍆" and "wow, those gold pants..." LOL. This was deeply satisfying to me, of course. I *want* to believe it's because Michael is so overwhelmingly sexy that any woman who spends time watching him perform will fall apart in desire for him, but I think more than likely it's just some of us who will haha

Either way, I love that we are very clear now on everyone's favorite eras/looks -- BOTDF is supremely hot, btw. I find him so enormously sexy in that video and that whole timeframe. And that recent GIF of him lying on his back?! OMG.
 
Here is a sequel to MM90 legendary pic

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... and both together for a refresher

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These pictures legitimately give me shivers. I feel like we should have a rule where these are shared at least once every couple of days...you know, for morale...

Where to even begin with these pics though, seriously?! In the past I think I was most obsessed with his hair (no surprise), but right now I think his stomach and his hands are just ruining my life in the best way. His hands are soooooo ugh... so perfect

Side note: But does anyone else find the tape on his fingers extremely hot?! I can't explain it and I am not sure if I've talked about it at some point already. But God, I'm in love with the tape lol.
 
So I am really curious about this... when you say you get bored watching live stuff, do you mean Michael's live stuff, specifically? Or in general? If it's about Michael this baffles me because I find him absolutely exhilarating to watch do literally anything, let alone perform! haha but I am a major addict to the way this man speaks, moves, breathes, exists... I am sure that the undying lust I have for him propels a great portion of this though too, so I don't blame you if that's just not on your radar! But yes, the man CAN mooove and it is everything lol

@zinniabooklover just to be clear, I wasn't trying to be critical of anyone who doesn't enjoy watching his live performances as much... I know how much you are in love with his voice and how affected you are by him in so many ways! I was just thinking about how I am at least equally obsessed with watching him do literally anything as I am with listening to him. For example, I have rewatched him accepting awards like 5,000 times. I'm hardly exaggerating. And the other day I watched the 30 minute video of the behind-the-scenes of the Oprah interview, in which hardly anyone even interacts with Michael and most of the time the camera isn't even near him and yet...I sat there watching the entire thing with my eyes peeled for any moment I might see him lol.

Anyway, I just didn't want what I said to come off the wrong way! We all love Michael in our own unique way :)
 
So curious now too -- I saw you wrote in another thread a bit ago that you don't really like Michael in that way, so I'm wondering...is that changing? ;)
Yep, was kinda waiting for you to ask this question. Will have to get back to you. In fact, just today there's been a little development regarding this. Watch this space.
 
I feel like we should have a rule where these are shared at least once every couple of days...you know, for morale.
I fully second sw23's suggestion here. You know it makes sense.

Even tho' I have my fave pics bookmarked (old school, lol) I fully intend to regularly bump my faves here. Just putting that out there. I don't want to annoy anyone or clog up the thread but this is going to happen, girls. It just is.

Morale, yes ... very important.
 
I haven’t contributed anything but words in a couple of days, so here are a few GIFs I could drown myself in…


Ok and I know I’ve shared this one at least twice before… but ladies… the smile, the sunglasses, the eyebrow movement… I CANNOT SURVIVE how overwhelmingly sexy he is in this moment… I legitimately think it might be the sexiest moment ever captured on film and that is, at least in part, because he is NOT performing… this is him just being himself and talking to a woman and I just feel if I was interacting with him in this moment, I would gladly sacrifice my entire life to follow him everywhere


And because I will NEVER stop sharing *my* personal favorite part of the panther dance (despite sharing it a few times already…) here you go…


And finally, because wet Michael is the best Michael… also he legit looks like a model here (and so many other places)…


Whew… I really went a little nuts here didn’t I? I don’t think I even know my own name anymore…

***Apparently there is a limit of 5 media files per post and yes, my original post was longer. I'll save the others for another time :)
 
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