Michael's Manhood Thread - 18+ (Read The First Post For Rules!)

I fully second sw23's suggestion here. You know it makes sense.

Even tho' I have my fave pics bookmarked (old school, lol) I fully intend to regularly bump my faves here. Just putting that out there. I don't want to annoy anyone or clog up the thread but this is going to happen, girls. It just is.

Morale, yes ... very important.

Ummm all I want is for this thread to be filled with endless pics and discussion of all of Michael's hottest possible moments. And I want to draw in more and more MJJC members to join the party. So I will never get annoyed. I applaud it all!
 
I haven’t contributed anything but words in a couple of days, so here are a few GIFs I could drown myself in…


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My first thought was - I want to know what is happening here! Why is he so sweaty? Is her performing in a desert? ........... oh wait, don't answer that, its better if I use my imagination here o_O

And because I will NEVER stop sharing *my* personal favorite part of the panther dance (despite sharing it a few times already…) here you go…


:)
oh yeah! This one will never get old! 🥵 The whole panther dance is another video that needs to be closely examined in 5 second gifs. 🤤
 
Interim report on Patient Z, henceforth to be known as The Patient.

The Patient is responding well to treatment and the team is pleased with her progress.

The Patient reports that the shaking in her hands has reduced by about 95% and she is no longer dropping stuff every 5 minutes. She also reports that the hygiene and general tidiness in her kitchen is almost back to normal.

The Patient was able to complete a shopping trip to the supermarket today. She did display a tendency to giggle at unexpected moments; also to stand in the middle of the aisle, staring into the middle distance. However, these tendencies were dealt a sharp blow by the application of crappy supermarket music being played on the crappy supermarket radio. She was brought back down to earth so fast she thinks she might have whiplash. Minor injuries are being treated as we speak.

The Patient is fully aware that today is Monday and that Wales is a country and therefore is fully distinct and separate from the sea mammal known as a whale. Further explorations into the use and meaning of the word 'wail' were felt to be unhelpful and unnecessary at this time.

The Patient continues to experience an elevated heart rate; this is being closely monitored. The Patient has been advised to avoid anything at all which might cause any form of excitement. There are indications that The Patient is blatantly ignoring this advice. The team has no idea how to deal with this and would like to resign, en masse.

There is an ancillary report from the physiotherapist who is treating The Patient for a slightly sprained shoulder. The injury was sustained as The Patient attempted to execute a complicated dance move. The Patient accepts that she is physically incapable of executing any sort of dance move and should cease and desist. The physiotherapist advised The Patient to take up speed walking. The Patient rejected this advice and insisted that she be allowed to, 'let it simmer, let it bathe in the moonlight'. The physiotherapist has no idea what this means.

The Patient is not available for comment.

All enquiries are to be directed to the Team Leader.

However, it should be noted that the Team Leader is also not available for comment. In perpetuity.
 
Interim report on Patient Z, henceforth to be known as The Patient.

The Patient is responding well to treatment and the team is pleased with her progress.

The Patient reports that the shaking in her hands has reduced by about 95% and she is no longer dropping stuff every 5 minutes. She also reports that the hygiene and general tidiness in her kitchen is almost back to normal.

The Patient was able to complete a shopping trip to the supermarket today. She did display a tendency to giggle at unexpected moments; also to stand in the middle of the aisle, staring into the middle distance. However, these tendencies were dealt a sharp blow by the application of crappy supermarket music being played on the crappy supermarket radio. She was brought back down to earth so fast she thinks she might have whiplash. Minor injuries are being treated as we speak.

The Patient is fully aware that today is Monday and that Wales is a country and therefore is fully distinct and separate from the sea mammal known as a whale. Further explorations into the use and meaning of the word 'wail' were felt to be unhelpful and unnecessary at this time.

The Patient continues to experience an elevated heart rate; this is being closely monitored. The Patient has been advised to avoid anything at all which might cause any form of excitement. There are indications that The Patient is blatantly ignoring this advice. The team has no idea how to deal with this and would like to resign, en masse.

There is an ancillary report from the physiotherapist who is treating The Patient for a slightly sprained shoulder. The injury was sustained as The Patient attempted to execute a complicated dance move. The Patient accepts that she is physically incapable of executing any sort of dance move and should cease and desist. The physiotherapist advised The Patient to take up speed walking. The Patient rejected this advice and insisted that she be allowed to, 'let it simmer, let it bathe in the moonlight'. The physiotherapist has no idea what this means.

The Patient is not available for comment.

All enquiries are to be directed to the Team Leader.

However, it should be noted that the Team Leader is also not available for comment. In perpetuity.
This was an absolutely wild ride and I love everything about it :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
My first thought was - I want to know what is happening here! Why is he so sweaty? Is her performing in a desert? ........... oh wait, don't answer that, its better if I use my imagination here o_O


oh yeah! This one will never get old! 🥵 The whole panther dance is another video that needs to be closely examined in 5 second gifs. 🤤

LMAO YES he is so sweaty...I believe I found those GIFs by searching "Michael Jackson sweating" hahah. We've established that I love his sweat, yes? His sweat is just gloriously enticing to me...I can't explain why (well, I probably could, but in too many words... haha)

YES! Ok, so here's what we need. Someone willing and able to create a 5 second GIFed breakdown of "Come Together" "Dirty Diana" and the "Panther Dance"....anything else to add to that list? I just want slow, concentrated attention on his every move so we can bask in how alluring he is lol
 
@staywild23

I tried to post this elsewhere so as to not clog up this thread but it felt weird and exposing so here I am. Also, sw23, this is not a post for you to reply to. I'm acutely aware of how busy you are, this week in particular. I'm just thinking out loud and jotting stuff down before I forget.

The short answer to your question is, I don't fancy Michael but it is, of course, an evolving situation. Why do I not fancy him? Various reasons but two main ones:

1 - he's not my type
2 - he's way too beautiful

The sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life was Alice Cooper on TOTP in 1972 doing School's Out. Black clothes, black eyeliner, black hair. Wielding his sword - no, that is not a euphemism. He really did have a sword (well, a stage prop). The bit at the end, where he lets go of the girl's hair and launches himself at the camera. Nothing, I tell you, NOTHING has ever come close. I don't think I ever truly recovered, lol.

My guys are the visual equivalent of Bob Dylan's voice. So Johnny Rotten, for example. Did he look like a skinny, under-nourished, pasty-faced weasel? Yes, he did. But sex appeal? OMG. Jean-Jacques Burnel - dirty bass lines, black biker jacket, come-to-bed eyes. OMG.

The most beautiful guy I have EVER seen is Adam. But I never fancied him. Too beautiful and therefore intimidating. That's Michael, as well, I think. Michael escorting Madge to the Oscars. It's simply not possible to fancy him, not for me. I can gaze in wonder and awe and even excitement but that's it. He's just too far beyond.

Yes, it's complicated because Michael is hot as in red hot. And we all know there is something going on at the moment with the infamous photo. I'm not making this up, I have been losing it this past week like I don't know what. This reaction, it's definitely happening. In a way, I wish it wasn't. Cos it is flaming well inconvenient. Anyway, I don't fancy him but there is also some weird s&*# going on at the moment. I can carry two competing ideas in my head and believe them both. So that's where I am with this.

I did check out some clips where I could see Michael Jr and I was just like, 'oh, I see what's going on'. And that was it. Everything else Michael does is way sexier than anything going on below the belt. I'm not disapproving of anyone getting excited. I'm just saying, I don't. I think what Michael does with his arms, for example, is way sexier. I realise this isn't a very good explanation. I'm trying to keep it short, lol.

Tell you one thing that IS weird, though. I realised when I was trying to sort out my thoughts so I could try to answer your question, there's only so much I'd be prepared to say, anyway. Turns out, I want to keep many of my Michael thoughts private. I wasn't expecting that. I'm not talking wild fantasies since I don't really have them. It's more emotional than that. Is that making any sense? It makes sense in my head but looks a bit weird written down. Anyway. It's complicated and it keeps changing.

The live thing. I love TII and that was the first time I saw Michael live. I've watched a few bits and bobs from various tours None of it has made me want to watch an entire show. I love Jam at Bremen, watch it loads but have no desire to watch the rest of the show. Part of it is Michael doing stadium shows which are not my thing. I know why he has to do them, they just don't excite me. Or maybe it's cos Michael, for me, was all about the dancing and so I'm more into the videos and short films. I might be wrong, I've never tried to work it out because, of course, I just accept it for what it is. I don't fret over it so I don't try to analyse it. But I can watch Michael perform live and be quite, 'oh OK, whatever', whereas my response to him on record or in a video is off the chart. Again, it's slightly more complicated than that but that's the basic gist. Need to emphasise, none of this applies to TII. That is a whole other thing.
 
@staywild23

I tried to post this elsewhere so as to not clog up this thread but it felt weird and exposing so here I am. Also, sw23, this is not a post for you to reply to. I'm acutely aware of how busy you are, this week in particular. I'm just thinking out loud and jotting stuff down before I forget.

The short answer to your question is, I don't fancy Michael but it is, of course, an evolving situation. Why do I not fancy him? Various reasons but two main ones:

1 - he's not my type
2 - he's way too beautiful

The sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life was Alice Cooper on TOTP in 1972 doing School's Out. Black clothes, black eyeliner, black hair. Wielding his sword - no, that is not a euphemism. He really did have a sword (well, a stage prop). The bit at the end, where he lets go of the girl's hair and launches himself at the camera. Nothing, I tell you, NOTHING has ever come close. I don't think I ever truly recovered, lol.

My guys are the visual equivalent of Bob Dylan's voice. So Johnny Rotten, for example. Did he look like a skinny, under-nourished, pasty-faced weasel? Yes, he did. But sex appeal? OMG. Jean-Jacques Burnel - dirty bass lines, black biker jacket, come-to-bed eyes. OMG.

The most beautiful guy I have EVER seen is Adam. But I never fancied him. Too beautiful and therefore intimidating. That's Michael, as well, I think. Michael escorting Madge to the Oscars. It's simply not possible to fancy him, not for me. I can gaze in wonder and awe and even excitement but that's it. He's just too far beyond.

Yes, it's complicated because Michael is hot as in red hot. And we all know there is something going on at the moment with the infamous photo. I'm not making this up, I have been losing it this past week like I don't know what. This reaction, it's definitely happening. In a way, I wish it wasn't. Cos it is flaming well inconvenient. Anyway, I don't fancy him but there is also some weird s&*# going on at the moment. I can carry two competing ideas in my head and believe them both. So that's where I am with this.

I did check out some clips where I could see Michael Jr and I was just like, 'oh, I see what's going on'. And that was it. Everything else Michael does is way sexier than anything going on below the belt. I'm not disapproving of anyone getting excited. I'm just saying, I don't. I think what Michael does with his arms, for example, is way sexier. I realise this isn't a very good explanation. I'm trying to keep it short, lol.

Tell you one thing that IS weird, though. I realised when I was trying to sort out my thoughts so I could try to answer your question, there's only so much I'd be prepared to say, anyway. Turns out, I want to keep many of my Michael thoughts private. I wasn't expecting that. I'm not talking wild fantasies since I don't really have them. It's more emotional than that. Is that making any sense? It makes sense in my head but looks a bit weird written down. Anyway. It's complicated and it keeps changing.

The live thing. I love TII and that was the first time I saw Michael live. I've watched a few bits and bobs from various tours None of it has made me want to watch an entire show. I love Jam at Bremen, watch it loads but have no desire to watch the rest of the show. Part of it is Michael doing stadium shows which are not my thing. I know why he has to do them, they just don't excite me. Or maybe it's cos Michael, for me, was all about the dancing and so I'm more into the videos and short films. I might be wrong, I've never tried to work it out because, of course, I just accept it for what it is. I don't fret over it so I don't try to analyse it. But I can watch Michael perform live and be quite, 'oh OK, whatever', whereas my response to him on record or in a video is off the chart. Again, it's slightly more complicated than that but that's the basic gist. Need to emphasise, none of this applies to TII. That is a whole other thing.

I very much appreciate you thinking of me, but of course I have to reply. I'll try to make it short though as to not clog the thread LOL

I just want to say that I *completely* get it. Michael is NOT the type I have ever gone for in my entire life. Ever. Most of the reason for that is because of your #2 point which is that he is SO beautiful. He is the only man I've really ever described as beautiful, also. He is gloriously beautiful, shimmering and brilliant in his presentation. I can *absolutely* understand why that is not necessarily "attractive" to you. You can still *appreciate* his beauty, I imagine (which I'm guessing is what you enjoy about this thread haha) but it's not necessarily attracting you in a romantic/sexual way? That makes sense to me.

For whatever reason, Michael has flipped that switch for me. I find him both exquisitely and almost painfully beautiful, while also finding him extremely sexually attractive lol. However, there are time periods (I'm thinking mid-90s) where he often is too beautiful for me and I admire his beauty, but don't necessarily feel the same attraction. So I think that's why I get it.

Also, I want to add that the below-the-belt action as I call it is wildly exciting to me, but not simply in an aesthetic way. Yes, I love the way it looks lol but it's mostly that it puts me in the mindset of imagining who he was as a *man* not performing, intimate in private, full of energy and aliveness in a private way I'll never have access to...it draws me in further. But I absolutely love looking at all parts of him and admiring the way he moves and exists within himself. His charisma is second to none, in my book. No other celebrity or public figure has ever captivated me like he does. It's fun to indulge in the explicitly sexual side of why that is, but it's way too minimizing to focus on that exclusively.

Oh and it doesn't sound crazy to me at all that you want to keep some of your thoughts for yourself. I really do understand that. My attachment to Michael is primarily emotional and it goes very deep in such a way that makes me question my own sanity, to be completely honest. So part of wanting to keep it to myself is not understanding what this intense emotional connection I feel toward him actually says about me. You know?

Anyway, this was not as short as I meant it to be. But I wanted to reply because your answer was so thoughtful and interesting!

Sorry to everyone for clogging things up! @zinniabooklover thank you for explaining all this. I would love to talk about it more anywhere you feel comfortable, but only as you want :)
 
Re: Michael's Manhood - Explicit pictures are NOT allowed

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Weirdest thing just happened. Was trying to bump this and my little Chromebook had a meltdown. Threw me off the board, off the internet and off into the ether. And it wasn't my internet connection. That was just fine. I think Michael is too hot for my little laptop.

Is this Yokohama? Looks familiar.
 
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Re: Not on my Kindle now ^^

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This is a pretty rubbish photo (and rubbish quality) but I could not resist. I LOVE this coat. If you haven't seen TII, this is from BOW. The way Michael swaggers around in this coat is to die for. It's the way the coat is cut, it really moves with his moves, if you get my drift. I wish it was a better photo but, hey, I'll take it. ❤️
 
Or maybe it's cos Michael, for me, was all about the dancing and so I'm more into the videos and short films.
Just on this point, for me also its the dancing that comes first. Though I think the live concerts really bring out his best dancing, especially for the songs that don't have short films. Even when he does the same moves as in short films, the on stage spontaneity takes it to a different level. I keep rewatching the concerts because I always find a new step, or a new movement that I had not noticed before, and of course the mess ups sometimes :), so just saying, maybe you will find that interesting too.

The short answer to your question is, I don't fancy Michael but it is, of course, an evolving situation. Why do I not fancy him? Various reasons but two main ones:

1 - he's not my type
2 - he's way too beautiful
Its very interesting to hear everyone's story here. Michael is absolutely my type, even before I found this thread and noticed below the belt action (I guess that's what we are calling it now!). Both in physical appearance, but more so in his perfectionism (which I worship in real life), creativity, on stage confidence, off stage shyness and empathy for the world. I am sure the only reason I was not a fan before is because I did not know anything about him. Yes, I lived under a rock.
 
Interim report on Patient Z, henceforth to be known as The Patient.

The Patient is responding well to treatment and the team is pleased with her progress.

The Patient reports that the shaking in her hands has reduced by about 95% and she is no longer dropping stuff every 5 minutes. She also reports that the hygiene and general tidiness in her kitchen is almost back to normal.

The Patient was able to complete a shopping trip to the supermarket today. She did display a tendency to giggle at unexpected moments; also to stand in the middle of the aisle, staring into the middle distance. However, these tendencies were dealt a sharp blow by the application of crappy supermarket music being played on the crappy supermarket radio. She was brought back down to earth so fast she thinks she might have whiplash. Minor injuries are being treated as we speak.

The Patient is fully aware that today is Monday and that Wales is a country and therefore is fully distinct and separate from the sea mammal known as a whale. Further explorations into the use and meaning of the word 'wail' were felt to be unhelpful and unnecessary at this time.

The Patient continues to experience an elevated heart rate; this is being closely monitored. The Patient has been advised to avoid anything at all which might cause any form of excitement. There are indications that The Patient is blatantly ignoring this advice. The team has no idea how to deal with this and would like to resign, en masse.

There is an ancillary report from the physiotherapist who is treating The Patient for a slightly sprained shoulder. The injury was sustained as The Patient attempted to execute a complicated dance move. The Patient accepts that she is physically incapable of executing any sort of dance move and should cease and desist. The physiotherapist advised The Patient to take up speed walking. The Patient rejected this advice and insisted that she be allowed to, 'let it simmer, let it bathe in the moonlight'. The physiotherapist has no idea what this means.

The Patient is not available for comment.

All enquiries are to be directed to the Team Leader.

However, it should be noted that the Team Leader is also not available for comment. In perpetuity.
The Patient must watch out for signs of condition getting worse - giggling is ok, but if you start to burst out into a song, retreat, reach for the nearest device and start listening to the song. If staring at same gif for more than 30 min, immediately close the device.
Has the Patient tried Moonwalking instead of speed walking.

PS: Not sure if to wish the Patient fast recovery or learning to live with the condition :)
 
Just on this point, for me also its the dancing that comes first. Though I think the live concerts really bring out his best dancing, especially for the songs that don't have short films. Even when he does the same moves as in short films, the on stage spontaneity takes it to a different level. I keep rewatching the concerts because I always find a new step, or a new movement that I had not noticed before, and of course the mess ups sometimes :), so just saying, maybe you will find that interesting too.


Its very interesting to hear everyone's story here. Michael is absolutely my type, even before I found this thread and noticed below the belt action (I guess that's what we are calling it now!). Both in physical appearance, but more so in his perfectionism (which I worship in real life), creativity, on stage confidence, off stage shyness and empathy for the world. I am sure the only reason I was not a fan before is because I did not know anything about him. Yes, I lived under a rock.
Oh, this is all so interesting. Lots and lots to think about.

I'm not sure why I even tried to answer sw23's questions. They are really, really good questions but Michael messes with my brain so much I can't even think straight. Which I'm perfectly fine with but it can make communicating a bit challenging, lol.

I'm not too worried about the live thing. If I never get to love it there is still so much for me. But it could just be something that will take time. Like the whole OTW thing for me is evolving but *incredibly* slowly. Again, I'm fine with that. It can take as long as it likes. I don't feel obliged to love everything Michael did (and I don't) but, equally, there is stuff where it's just going to take a bit longer. Which, if you think about it, is kind of cool. Knowing that there might be things for me to discover or newly appreciate, gotta be happy with that. The infamous MM90 photo was instant (and ongoing) madness but other stuff is on a different timetable. And I love that.

I'm fascinated that you worship Michael's perfectionism. I'm gonna think about that.
 
Its very interesting to hear everyone's story here. Michael is absolutely my type, even before I found this thread and noticed below the belt action (I guess that's what we are calling it now!). Both in physical appearance, but more so in his perfectionism (which I worship in real life), creativity, on stage confidence, off stage shyness and empathy for the world. I am sure the only reason I was not a fan before is because I did not know anything about him. Yes, I lived under a rock.
I am so glad you mentioned all of this because in answering the thread earlier, I didn't even touch upon his personality and how much that impacts my attraction to him. I have said this (somewhat jokingly, but mostly seriously) several times before but I *legitimately* feel that if I had discovered Michael earlier in my life, I would have had significantly higher standards for men and would have been much happier. For example, being raised around toxic masculinity my whole life, I don't think I ever knew it was possible men could be kind, gentle, loving, supportive, sensitive, giving, generous, etc. There are so few famous men who represent those qualities and, in my life, very few (until my husband) who do as well. Though I don't regret anything about how my life turned out, because I'm where I am today, and I've learned a lot (blah blah blah lol) I genuinely believe that had Michael touched my life at a younger age, I would have held out for someone with more of his qualities and potentially avoided a lot of abuse and trauma.

In short, he is just a beautiful soul who inspires me on a daily basis to be better and grow. He also happens to electrify every part of me and in every way (both relevant and less relevant to the manhood thread lol) and that's just an added bonus :)
 
Weirdest thing just happened. Was trying to bump this and my little Chromebook had a meltdown. Threw me off the board, off the internet and off into the ether. And it wasn't my internet connection. That was just fine. I think Michael is too hot for my little laptop.

Is this Yokohama? Looks familiar.
MY GOD....

All of these photos and GIFs you bumped....

I am melting onto my office floor. I am a puddle of nothingness. Thank God I'm finish with conferences for the day or else I'm not sure how I could interact with anyone and remain human.

...I would bathe in his sweat.

How gross am I?

Don't answer that.
 
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Time for more dangerous outfit. Though based on the hair, and the way his hand stops just above the crotch, I am guessing this is from Royal concert. I find it fascinating that both crotch grabbing and NOT grabbing when he is "suppose" to are sexy!
 
The Patient must watch out for signs of condition getting worse - giggling is ok, but if you start to burst out into a song, retreat, reach for the nearest device and start listening to the song. If staring at same gif for more than 30 min, immediately close the device.
Has the Patient tried Moonwalking instead of speed walking.

PS: Not sure if to wish the Patient fast recovery or learning to live with the condition :)
The Patient is still unavailable for comment.

The team discourages speculation about the prognosis for The Patient. Mostly because they are still trying to decide whether to resign. Some members of the team are quite keen to hang on because they have already paid for their ticket for the staff Summer Party and do not wish to lose their deposit. And the food is usually quite good.

Rumours are circulating that The Patient might have gone AWOL. The team are finding it hard to care.

The physiotherapist was last seen consulting academic journals in an ongoing but no doubt fruitless attempt to get to the bottom of the cryptic statement by The Patient that she wishes to be allowed to, 'let it simmer, let it bathe in the moonlight'. The physiotherapist feels she is letting down her profession. The physiotherapist probably needs to loosen up and try a few dance moves.
 
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Time for more dangerous outfit. Though based on the hair, and the way his hand stops just above the crotch, I am guessing this is from Royal concert. I find it fascinating that both crotch grabbing and NOT grabbing when he is "suppose" to are sexy!
God, this costume. I seriously wonder why it took so long for this to push the Bad outfit out of the No.1 spot.

But do you see what I mean about the stitching? That's what makes it so tactile.

Awesome gif. Love it.
 
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Time for more dangerous outfit. Though based on the hair, and the way his hand stops just above the crotch, I am guessing this is from Royal concert. I find it fascinating that both crotch grabbing and NOT grabbing when he is "suppose" to are sexy!

Ok, so I don't think this will take over Bad anytime soon for me, but...

O.M.F.G.

The body roll, the hand, the near touch and then the resistance...holy shit. I cannot stop watching this. It is distorting everything inside of me lol.

Do you have any similar GIFS, as in similar movements, but ending in him actually touching himself? I feel like I need to see such a thing immediately.
 
Do you have any similar GIFS, as in similar movements, but ending in him actually touching himself? I feel like I need to see such a thing immediately.
of course!

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If I remember correctly, its the second one that you described as "essence of life - Michael grinding himself on stage"
 
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Time for more dangerous outfit. Though based on the hair, and the way his hand stops just above the crotch, I am guessing this is from Royal concert. I find it fascinating that both crotch grabbing and NOT grabbing when he is "suppose" to are sexy!
News just in. The Patient has been located. Her elevated heart rate has, apparently, blown the roof off the Institute. The Team Leader is trying to administer emergency first aid, the physiotherapist can't find her packed lunch and amongst the team there has been a mass outbreak of Moonwalking.

The Patient's heart rate is not expected to return to normal any time soon. She does not care.
 
News just in. The Patient has been located. Her elevated heart rate has, apparently, blown the roof off the Institute. The Team Leader is trying to administer emergency first aid, the physiotherapist can't find her packed lunch and amongst the team there has been a mass outbreak of Moonwalking.

The Patient's heart rate is not expected to return to normal any time soon. She does not care.
Immediate action needed - take the device away from the Patient and don't let her see the next set of pictures from @Hiker !!
 
Immediate action needed - take the device away from the Patient and don't let her see the next set of pictures from @Hiker !!
Too late. You underestimate The Patient. She has exclusive (I repeat, exclusive) access to a Ninja undercover agent who has the ability to outwit any and all crypto-security-thingamabobbie arrangements. The agent specialises in zoning in on gifs, however well protected they are. The Patient has probably seen the gif before it has even been created. That is how good the undercover agent is. The target acquisition skills of the agent are so far off the grid they cannot be mapped by anyone. Anywhere. Ever. The agent stands at the forefront of all electronic developments. With her bootlaces undone.

Do Not Mess With The Agent.
 
My god just anything he does has me dying on the floor lol 🥵🥵😍 that may be an understatement but here's my contribution lol 😉
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3am in the UK so it's officially Tuesday. Meaning one week since I first saw the MM90 photo. Bumping it in celebration. There is Before and there is After. That is the only calendar system I need. Michael in this photo is 🔥 and also ❤️ which adds up to ❤️‍🔥 Mostly he's 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
 
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