The summary of this thread:
Please Smooth don't take it as an offense, [I never criticized you nor anyone else, I've always been sarcastic regarding the situation in which we all are], but I can't help it, I jokingly imagine the dialogue between your source and you:
Week 1:
Smooth: -Hi Source! When is the new album coming out?
Source: -Soon.
Fans on MJJCom: -Yeah! Cool!
Week 2:
Smooth: -Hello Source! When is the album coming out?
Source: -Soon! We are definitely sure that the album is scheduled and it'll come out maybe in June, maybe in July, maybe in August, maybe in September, maybe in October, maybe in November.
Fans on MJJCom: Thanks for info Smooth! We looove youuu!
Week 3:
Smooth: -Hi Source! Long time no see! When is the album...
Source: -November!
Fans on MJJCom: -Thanks! -Liar! -It's in March, you #@][^´% liar! -Smooth is not a liar, you're a liar! -Ban him! -Stone him! -Hang him! -Who the hell are you? -Who the hell is he! -The album IS coming in November! -No, it's not, and you are a racist for telling that!, blablabla
Week 4:
Smooth: Source! Hello...!
Source: ---radio silence--
Fans on MJJCom: -You see, he gives no news any more! -He's a liar! -No, he's not! - -Yes, he is, and you too are! -Kick! Kick! Punch! Hit! Combo kick! blablabla,... his jokes are pathetic, ...blablabla, [whining]: Iwannaanewaaalbuuuum, blahblabla, if it's not coming out Smooth should be banned, blablabla... should be promoted like this, like that, f*ck Sony...,blablabla, they know nothing, blablabla
Week 5:
Smooth: Hello? Source?
Source: What do you want?
Smooth: Eeerrrmn the new album?
Source: Are you deaf or what? I told ya! N-O-V-E-M-B-E-R!
Fans on MJJCom: No way! Too short! blahblahblah marketing, promotion, ...Smooth is more and more cautious... blablabla,
Week 6:
Smooth: -Source? Are you there?
Source: -What the f*¨ck do you want over and over again and again? If you ask me about the new album again, I'll shoot you!
Smooth: Well,... is it still for November?
Source: -I don't care and I don't know! Ask the Estate! Na!
Fans on MJJCom: -Sony sucks blahblah, sony don't know, blahblah! Sony paid much money, they know everything! Smooth is a traitor! He doesn't know, blahblah! Smooth is accurate, he knows, blahblabla
Week 7
Week 8
etc, etc
Week 35435:
-Smooth: -Source, they're crucifying me, is the album ready?
-Source: -Shut uuuup! I've had enough of you! Takes a gun and shoots himself in the head. Falls down and farts.
-Fans on MJJCom: -Yeah! -Cheers! 3 DVDs! -We're not happy! DVDs should be B-rays! -
I really like this thread, but if we continue like this somebody will shoot himself in such a chaotic thread. So take it with a smile