In your opinion - What is Michael's Worst Song?

the worst track for me is: you are not alone.

next are: the ballads of the second half on invincible (I do like Cry though ;))

most annoying song: just good friends

Don't Walk Away is a gorgeous song and The Lost Children. I have to be in the mood for YAML though.
 
(not on my playlist ever): the earth song, heal the world, smile, childhood, don’t walk away, privacy, 2000 watts, this time around, you are not alone, in the closet, just good friends, will you be there, heal the world, keep the faith, earth song, little susie, 2Bad, invincible, unbreakable, heaven can wait, whatever happens, cry, break of dawn, the lost children, butterflies, you are my life, girlfriend, its the falling in love, burn this disco out, the way you make me feel, PYT, threatened, wanna be startin something, do you know where your children are, Chicago, one more chance, fly away, ghosts, gone too soon, got to be there, HIStory, hold my hand, much too soon, price of fame, slave to the rhythm, someone put your hand out, speechless, superbly sister, they dont' care about us, this is it, scream, people Of The World, A Place With No Name.

(if I couldn't skip I wouldn't die listening to): heaven can wait, rock with you, lady in my life, jam, off the wall, blood on the dance floor, remember the time, beat it, thriller, wanna be startin something, black or white, man in the mirror, smooth criminal, morphine (can't really remember???)

(pretty good but usually skip): streetwalker, liberan girl, stranger in Moscow (ehhh), I can't help it, baby be mine, dirty Diana, don't stop till you get enough, bad, dangerous, money, d.s.

(in rotation when im a mj era): can't let her get away, leave me alone, heartbreaker, who is it, tabloid junkie, another part of me, give into me, human nature, come together, you rock my world, speed demon, she drive me wild, billie jean, I just can't stop loving you, monkey business, say say say, the girl is mine, somebody's watching me (if I'm remembering right), whatzupwitu, why (3t)

bold are ones I'm dying to listen to & no im not interested in listening to any of his others songs. they don't really interest me like I said :). im a mid...lukewarm fan
 
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I really don't like "Girlfriend", from the Off the Wall album. Lyrics like "Boyfriend, I'm gonna tell your girlfriend exactly what we're doing" - it just leaves me thinking, "Dude, that's really messed up." I don't care that it was co-created by a Beatle, or had anything else happen - the clear message spells out blatant emotional manipulation. Anything which tries to justify that truly disgusts me.
 
My least favorite songs from each album:

Girlfriend - Contender for MJ's worst song easily. The vocals aren't so bad but the song just sounds very silly to me lol. If Sunset Driver was indeed made for OTW I would've replaced it with that song without an issue.

The Girl Is Mine - I don't necessarily hate it but I also don't enjoy it enough to regularly listen to it. Again, not a bad song but it's no match to the rest of the songs on the album. It also doesn't help that one of the most iconic songs from the album (and from MJ's career overall) like Thriller and Beat It comes right after which makes the song even more easy to forget. In the rare times I do feel like listening to the song, I always end up listening to the solo demo/the Will.i.am remix anyways.

Just Good Friends - Cold take but again, not a song I dislike but the other songs on the album are way better than it. If I had to choose I would've replaced it with an outtake like Fly Away or Price Of Fame.

Keep The Faith/Gone Too Soon/Can't Let Her Get Away - Those songs are boring as all hell imo, especially Keep The Faith. I would've cut them from the album and replaced any of those with Someone Put Your Hand Out easily.

In The Closet is another that I'm also not a fan of, to me it would've been the worst song from Dangerous if it wasn't for those 3.

Smile - The vocals are great but the song is a bit overproduced, the song works just fine if it's Michael's voice with a piano. Nick's mix is the best version of the song to me, it turned a song that I previously disliked into something that feels heartwarming.

Superfly Sister - Not a bad song and it's in fact one of the best Bryan Loren tracks, but comparing to bangers on BOTDF like Is It Scary and Morphine, it's bland. It also ends up feeling repetitive throughout the latter half of the song.

Don't Walk Away/Invincible/Privacy - Not sure what to say about those other than Invincible basically being a weaker version of Unbreakable (which these days I'm not even a fan of anymore) and Privacy taking the spot on the album when there were better Rock tracks around like Another Day. It's criminal that this is the Rock song that got cut and not Privacy. Don't Walk Away also sounds too cheesy, The Way You Love Me was a better ballad in every way. There's also Cry which I would've replaced with either People Of The World or A Place With No Name.

I actually don't mind The Lost Children even though a lot of fans hate it, my only gripe with it is that MJ doesn't sing on it much. But judging by the composition itself it doesn't sound bad, I genuinely can't think of a Brad Buxer piece that I hate. All of his songs are great.
 
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The question in this thread is to name what you think is his worst song, and y´all are dismissing his whole catalogue 😭
It's an odd question - or perhaps, an interesting question, I'm not sure. I don't think Michael released any bad songs. There are songs I'm fairly lukewarm about but not bc the song or the performance is bad, only that they don't set me on fire. It's also interesting how things can change. I always disliked SOOML - even the demo - but I heard the demo on radio recently and now it's a bit of a fave. Which leaves Rockin' Robin. I can live quite happily without that one!
 
The question in this thread is to name what you think is his worst song, and y´all are dismissing his whole catalogue 😭
everyone has different tastes that what makes his fans his fans. we're not all the same and appreciate different pieces of his artistry. just bc you're critical or opinionated about something/someone doesn't mean you don't like it/them, you're just a thinking, feeling, perceptive human. there's nothing wrong with that and using you're unique judgement and creating your unique taste, style, personality, rhythm, and way of self expression.

this isn't final, tastes change and grow so whatever
 
That's pretty compicated. He has lots of weak songs IMO (as any other artist, and that's okay), I can't choose one... But if I had to pick, I would say SIOOML, TWYMMF or GTS. These songs I prefer to skip and they never evoked any emotions in my heart
 
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Heal the World, without a doubt. It's a beautiful melody, but the lyrics are overly simplistic and make the message kind of naive. May be it wouldn't have mattered if this was an obscure track, but they made it a single. Michael performed it at the Super Bowl. It was in every concert. He named his charity after the song. His whole career was associated with this song.

What the song lacks, is contrast. Listen to Man in the Mirror. Also a song about changing the world. But there is not just sweet hope in there, but also bitter frustration (and not to forget the greatest key change in pop music history). It's in the lyrics, and in the sometimes suppressed way Michael sings it. It's that balance between frustration and hope that makes it work. Heal the World doesn't have that. It's just happy healing from start to finish. Even when he sings 'there are people dying', it sounds sort of sweet.

Listen to Someone Put Your Hand Out... that tracks shares a lot of sweetness, but then at 03:30... listen how his voice breaks out of it, like he can't take it anymore. That is such a powerful moment. Heal the World could have used something like that.

Just my opinion of course... feel free to disagree!
 
Heal the World, without a doubt. It's a beautiful melody, but the lyrics are overly simplistic and make the message kind of naive. May be it wouldn't have mattered if this was an obscure track, but they made it a single. Michael performed it at the Super Bowl. It was in every concert. He named his charity after the song. His whole career was associated with this song.

What the song lacks, is contrast. Listen to Man in the Mirror. Also a song about changing the world. But there is not just sweet hope in there, but also bitter frustration (and not to forget the greatest key change in pop music history). It's in the lyrics, and in the sometimes suppressed way Michael sings it. It's that balance between frustration and hope that makes it work. Heal the World doesn't have that. It's just happy healing from start to finish. Even when he sings 'there are people dying', it sounds sort of sweet.

Listen to Someone Put Your Hand Out... that tracks shares a lot of sweetness, but then at 03:30... listen how his voice breaks out of it, like he can't take it anymore. That is such a powerful moment. Heal the World could have used something like that.

Just my opinion of course... feel free to disagree!
I disagree but I enjoyed reading your reasoning and respect it
 
To answer to the thread question. I think I’m going for “This Time Around” because it are truly awful vocals.
 
Even that awesome live version here can’t change your mind?
god, you are so annoying! :ROFLMAO:

No, seriously, that was freakin' awesome. It's got way more edge than the single version. Great performance, too. I loved it. It looks a lot like a TOTP performance which means (if I'm right) I would have seen it when it was originally broadcast. Which just proves how much I disliked this song if even this performance couldn't get me on board.

I'm on board now! :D

Thanks, f&m! Very, very happy convert! 🥰
 
Heal the World, without a doubt. It's a beautiful melody, but the lyrics are overly simplistic and make the message kind of naive.
'Heal The World' being overly simplistic (lyrically and melodically) was an intentional decision on Michael Jackson's part.

He wanted to make 'Heal The World' instantly accessible to listeners of every age, especially to children.
 
'Heal The World' being overly simplistic (lyrically and melodically) was an intentional decision on Michael Jackson's part.

He wanted to make 'Heal The World' instantly accessible to listeners of every age, especially to children.

It could be intentional. That doesn't mean it works. May be Michael wanted it to be 'instantly accessible'. But was it? It didn't reach no. 1 in the Billboard Hot 100.

Black Or White did.
 
It could be intentional. That doesn't mean it works. May be Michael wanted it to be 'instantly accessible'. But was it? It didn't reach no. 1 in the Billboard Hot 100.

Black Or White did.
So, for you, a song only works if it reaches number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100?? Bizarre. The song definitely works. Maybe not for you, but for many of us it sure does.
 
Heal the World, without a doubt. It's a beautiful melody, but the lyrics are overly simplistic and make the message kind of naive. May be it wouldn't have mattered if this was an obscure track, but they made it a single. Michael performed it at the Super Bowl. It was in every concert. He named his charity after the song. His whole career was associated with this song.

What the song lacks, is contrast. Listen to Man in the Mirror. Also a song about changing the world. But there is not just sweet hope in there, but also bitter frustration (and not to forget the greatest key change in pop music history). It's in the lyrics, and in the sometimes suppressed way Michael sings it. It's that balance between frustration and hope that makes it work. Heal the World doesn't have that. It's just happy healing from start to finish. Even when he sings 'there are people dying', it sounds sort of sweet.

Listen to Someone Put Your Hand Out... that tracks shares a lot of sweetness, but then at 03:30... listen how his voice breaks out of it, like he can't take it anymore. That is such a powerful moment. Heal the World could have used something like that.

Just my opinion of course... feel free to disagree!
Heal The World was written specifically for children and for them to be able to tap into it. That is the whole point of its simplistic lyrics. That is why we hear children join in the chorus and that is why the song opens with a young child spoken intro and that’s why Michael’s voice merges into the child’s voice on the outro. Metaphorically, Michael becomes the child, hence he becomes the innocence of the child, hence the core meaning of the song and the whole reason for his Heal The World Foundation. And that is why we see children from the world in the music video where Michael is intentionally absent to let it’s core centre be the children.

The message in Man In The Mirror is completely separate from Heal The World. You’re conflating 2 completely different ideas and messages in order to have an opinion that completely misses the point of the song.

Even when Michael uses his falsetto he uses it to an absolute minimum in order to not confound or overwhelm the child/listener.
 
HTW went Top 10 in quite a few countries, No.2 in France, Ireland and the UK. Not a global smash, then. Maybe not up to Michael's usual standards but pretty good, imo. Not everything has to be a US No.1.
Correct.

The song was an anthem for his Heal The World Foundation for underprivileged children and created as an all inclusive anthem for the children of the world. But most Michael fans would already know this.
 
Correct.

The song was an anthem for his Heal The World Foundation for underprivileged children and created as an all inclusive anthem for the children of the world. But most Michael fans would already know this.
Exactly so.

I'm not having a go at @Piek and I'm not dismissing the idea of a song getting to No.1. After all, that's one of the main ways we measure the success of a song. But I'm less keen on the worth of a song being measured by its chart success. Ngl, I had my issues with HTW many years ago. I did have a phase where I found it a bit too saccharine and it took me a while to get past that. Once I did I decided it's actually a genius song. I can't always keep up with Michael, he's often miles ahead of me, lol. :D

In her book on Dangerous, Susan Fast has this to say about HTW:

Susan Fast - 'Dangerous'. P.82:
"One of the reasons - perhaps the main one - that Heal The World is so easy to write off is because it's so laden with convention. There's a deep-rooted suspicion of convention in Western culture ... We think that conventions make for meaningless art ..."
 
I have to say, I’m quite taken aback by the tone of certain users on this board recently and various threads I’ve seen. They seem to be valuing their own self inflated opinions ahead of what Michael Jackson had to actually live through. The man had to lip sync quite a bit as he progressed into the 90’s because of his autoimmune disease but was too proud to spend his time banging on about it. Perhaps people need to think before they project onto Michael. Anyway, I’m an old school fan so I’ll just leave it at that.
 
Exactly so.

I'm not having a go at @Piek and I'm not dismissing the idea of a song getting to No.1. After all, that's one of the main ways we measure the success of a song. But I'm less keen on the worth of a song being measured by its chart success. Ngl, I had my issues with HTW many years ago. I did have a phase where I found it a bit too saccharine and it took me a while to get past that. Once I did I decided it's actually a genius song. I can't always keep up with Michael, he's often miles ahead of me, lol. :D

In her book on Dangerous, Susan Fast has this to say about HTW:

Susan Fast - 'Dangerous'. P.82:
"One of the reasons - perhaps the main one - that Heal The World is so easy to write off is because it's so laden with convention. There's a deep-rooted suspicion of convention in Western culture ... We think that conventions make for meaningless art ..."

I really appreciate this thoughtful post Zinnia. Susan Fast hits the nail on the head right there! Smart lady.

And you’re not having a go, you’re simply stating the obvious. You’ve never been anything less than respectful. Like me, you’re and old school fan and I sure wish there was a few more of them around here. We love and respect this wonderful artist and can at the very least, appreciate everything he gave us.
 
And one more thing, at Piek, do you even get why Michael performed Heal The World at the super bowl, made an absolutely beautiful speech and had all those people hold up those boards with drawings of children from different walks of life joining hands?

Please! Think before you post!
 
(not on my playlist ever): the earth song, heal the world, smile, childhood, don’t walk away, privacy, 2000 watts, this time around, you are not alone, in the closet, just good friends, will you be there, heal the world, keep the faith, earth song, little susie, 2Bad, invincible, unbreakable, heaven can wait, whatever happens, cry, break of dawn, the lost children, butterflies, you are my life, girlfriend, its the falling in love, burn this disco out, the way you make me feel, PYT, threatened, wanna be startin something, do you know where your children are, Chicago, one more chance, fly away, ghosts, gone too soon, got to be there, HIStory, hold my hand, much too soon, price of fame, slave to the rhythm, someone put your hand out, speechless, superbly sister, they dont' care about us, this is it, scream, people Of The World, A Place With No Name.

(if I couldn't skip I wouldn't die listening to): heaven can wait, rock with you, lady in my life, jam, off the wall, blood on the dance floor, remember the time, beat it, thriller, wanna be startin something, black or white, man in the mirror, smooth criminal, morphine (can't really remember???)

(pretty good but usually skip): streetwalker, liberan girl, stranger in Moscow (ehhh), I can't help it, baby be mine, dirty Diana, don't stop till you get enough, bad, dangerous, money, d.s.

(in rotation when im a mj era): can't let her get away, leave me alone, heartbreaker, who is it, tabloid junkie, another part of me, give into me, human nature, come together, you rock my world, speed demon, she drive me wild, billie jean, I just can't stop loving you, monkey business, say say say, the girl is mine, somebody's watching me (if I'm remembering right), whatzupwitu, why (3t)

bold are ones I'm dying to listen to & no im not interested in listening to any of his others songs. they don't really interest me like I said :). im a mid...lukewarm fan
I wouldn’t even describe you as a luckwarm fan, more a fan of a handful of songs. You list the best part of 80 tracks here that you don’t like. Nobody who describes themselves as a Michael fan dislikes the best part of 80 songs. You seem to have zero emotional ties to MJ. Why are you even here? You’re just trolling because you’re bored right?
 
We love and respect this wonderful artist and can at the very least, appreciate everything he gave us.
I don't think many fans of anybody likes everything they ever put out. Unless the artist has a very small catalog, like they only released 3 or 4 albums. Like it's common for Beatles fans to say they don't like Revolution 9. But I like it. How many Stevie Wonder fans actually listen to the Little Stevie era records?
 
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