I've collected some funny quotes from the pilots. They are way tooooo funny!!! :lmao:
After Mika Häkkinen won the world championship: I try to behave arrogantly but I just don't succeed...
In a German Tv show the interviewer asked Michael Schumacher: I was wondering what the hell a man can do during sex with such huge chin?
Michael's answer: The huge chin isn't a problem but a big nose...
Lewis Hamilton's answer whether he used to meet Kimi in a hotel's bar or not: I don't drink any alcohol, but if I were to visit a hotel's bar I'd find him there definitely.
Bernie Ecclestone: I like to travel to Japan. Everybody is as little as I am. :hysterical:
David Coulthard about Mika's retirement: I have had Mika as a team-mate for longer time than I dated so long with any of my girlfriends. Isn't it strange?
Schumi: It is not a coincidence that they call F1 a circus. The only question left is: where are the monkeys? :cheeky:
David Coulthard's funny statement about Juan-Pablo Montoya: He's so cute, so little like a sweet Teddy bear.
Flavio Briatore: I do not dream about drivers but only about women.
One banner for Eddie Irvine during the Spain GP in 2002: Eddie, I'm pregnant!
Kimi: A perfect lap? Better than sex... :wub:
Ricardo Zonta about his first overtake in F1: The best was when I managed to overtake Schumacher. It was extremely easy! Then I realised that it was his in-lap...
Lewis Hamilton to the question that would he like to congratulate to Nick Heidfeld for his 32nd birthday: Really? Is he that old?
Alex Wurz about all of his 3 children was born earlier than expected: All the 3 jumped at the start but they didn't get any penalties. :hysterical:
Gerhard Berger about why Kubica is so motivated: He knows it really well that if he's slow then immiediately has to go back to Poland to drive a tractor.
Giancarlo Fisichella whether he would miss Fernando Alonso or not: Why on Earth? He is not my girlfriend!
Michael Schumacher about in what kind of thing his brother is better than him: In the crossword game.
David Coulthard about how is it like to drive in Malaysia: It's like you do some physical jerks in the sauna. And I can't think about anything else but sex, that you can do in sauna. :cheeky: (So is it the main thing why Finns like sauna that much??? :blush
Schumi about does he like to have sex before races: Yeah, it's good for me. By choice I could do it the whole night. But, about the quality you should ask my wife.