Here I collected some of Kimi's quotes. They are soooo funny! And they say he's boring, OMG, they are wrong!!!
Montoya’s success in NASCAR?- It doesn’t even interest me.
Will these tyres benefit your driving style? - I don’t know and it doesn’t mean anything to me. Tyres are what they are.
What advice would you give to the rookies Nico Rosberg and Scott Speed? - I hope that they are good in giving way.
Do you think that the speed is good at this point? - It doesn’t matter how much behind the others we are at this point. The car will anyway be rebuilt before Australia. Now we just drive around.
Media’s interest in Kimi after the WC? - They have thrown a lot of xxxx on me but I think that I’ll get even more of it now.
Schumacher’s role : - He doesn’t come and tell us drivers anything. And at least I don’t need his advice.
Montoya’s points: - If he believes in it, he can believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind me.
Gossip Media asks how are you prepared for the season? - I usually get to read from your magazines what I have done.
Montoya’s tennis accident: - We don’t call and I’m not interested in what he does.
“If the army would be volunteer I wouldn’t go there - Kimi about women in army
Austria 2002: - I haven seen it. I’m not the least bit interested in what Ferrari did.
Alonso teasing Kimi. - I couldn’t care less what the man is thinking.
Weather conditions: - It’s all the same if it rains or not.
Season 2006: - It doesn’t interest me yet what is going to happen. You’ll see it then. :lmao:
An Italian interviewer tries to get Kimi to say something in Italian. - You can talk Italian if you want to. :lmao:
Ferrari event 2007: - I’m not going to a language school to learn Italian, that’s not what I came to do at Ferrari.
Kimi, what’s the 5th grid place like? - I’ts the 5th grid place. :lmao:
Ferrari party: - Ferrari’s own partys are the best one. I don’t know exactly what I will do there. Maybe I’m Santa Claus.
Party at the President’s castle: - Someone else will have to dance with her (Jenni).
Party at the President’s castle: - Ah, go and interview Mikko Leppilampi. He likes to talk. :lmao:
Kimi, what is your feeeling before the race? - It’s allright.
French GP 2002: - xxxx race.
Hungarian GP 2007: - Boring race.
OHO!-magazine number 46/2006: - I read somewhere that I drive with the luck of a drunk. :lmao:
Opinion of Ron Dennis: - He’s strange now and then. He always wants to know everything. He doesn’t interest me.
- My life would be much more easier had I been a f1-driver in the 70’s with the guys. I was definitely born in the wrong era.
What makes TAG Heuer special? - It’s ok.
Kimi, you speak a little bit? - Yeah, one two.. three.. :lmao:
What kind of an atmosphere do you think McLaren has right now (the spy saga)? - I bet it’s fxcking great. :lmao:
- The Constructor’s Championship doesn’t really mean anything to me.
- I’m not interested in what Jackie says. He hasn’t got anything to do with me.
- Coulthard can say what he wants. I’m not interested in what he’s saying.
- I don’t give a damn about what Trulli says.
- Montoya’s comments doesn’t interest me.
- It doesn’t matter what he says. (Kimi about Hamilton’s defences after Canada GP)
- I’ve seen him (Schumacher) twice: when the car was displayed and in one testing he came to but I left almost immediately after that.
- You don’t drive races on paper.
- Driving is the only thing I love about f1.
- If there’s a red light when you leave the pitlane you have to stop. Then some wooden eye (Hamilton) crashes into you and breakes the car. :lmao:
- What the papers write about me afterwards makes me laugh.
- Formula 1 would be a paradise without the media.
- I’m not interested in what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher.
- The circuit broke totally. Every year same thing happens. They promise to fix it. They probably should hire the guys from Lemminkäinen (Finnish asphalt company) to fix it. :lmao:
How does it feels to drive at 300 km/h? - “It feels normal”
Your idols? - There aren’t any.
What kind of a relationship do you have with Peter Sauber? - He is my boss.
Is he a father figure or a god father? - He is my boss.
The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you? - It protects my head.
Do you have any special rituals when the helmet is concerned like many have? - I wipe it so that I can see better.
What would you if you met an alien, run away out of fear or try to talk to him? - The problem won’t arise so I don’t imagine meeting one. :lmao:
What do you have to do to become one of your friends? - I’ve got my friends and that’s enough. I’m not on the lookout for new ones.
Martin Brundle’s gridwalk Brazil 2006:
Martin: “Kimi Raikkonen doesn’t seem interested in the proceedings going on up there. Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele.”
Kimi (nonchalantly): “Yeah.”
Martin: ”Will you get over it?”
Kimi: “Yeah. I was having a shit.”
Martin: “OK, thanks for that! Obviously you’ll have a nice light car on the grid, then.”
"What is there to do in Finland?"
"In the summer the fishing is good and in the winter the fishing is not good"
Q. In the drivers’ briefing were you allowed to cross the line at the pit-exit because some of the drivers crossed the white line and nothing happened?
Kimi: I don’t know even what line you are saying. There is some line but it goes over the exit and you need to drive over it otherwise you are never going to get on the circuit. :lmao:
When question about his donuts at the end of the last year's Belgium Grand Prix, his reply was
"I lost it" :lmao:
"I dunno really. You can't race in F1 if you don't think you're the best, otherwise you will never beat anybody. But it's fine to believe that, because you can't be proved wrong until we are all in the same car. And that's never going to happen"
Any heroes from the past you'd like to have raced?
"I don't know. I don't have any idols, and I never had any when I was younger. It's silly to think you can race against them - I am happy to race against the people I am racing now"
What would you do if you met an alien, run away out of fear or try to talk to him? - The problem won't arise so I don't imagine meeting one.
What have you done on your holiday in Finland? - I think you can read it from your yesterdays magazine. :lmao:
What do you think is gonna happen in tomorrows race? - What do you think is gonna happen? :lmao:
So, Kimi, where does all that talent come from? "Dunno, really. It's hard to tell. It just comes from... somewhere."
"I got fed up with ice-hockey and packed it in because you had to get up very early in the morning to practise."
"It's stupid to spend money on a yacht if you don't have time to use it. Why buy one and keep it floating in the harbour when you have only two weeks time in the year to use it? If I want to use a yacht I could rent a much larger one for less money."
"Okay, Michael Schumacher wins all the time. But he has a mega package. He's not so special that he can't be beaten. I'm not scared of him. Good driver, yes, but if you have the right package you can beat him. Easy."
Kimi did his national service when he was 20. "It was a pain! There was all this marching in the forest and camping and the normal stuff. They're always shouting at you, so it's not nice to be there."
"I don't keep track of scary things I've done. I don't take dangerous risks."
"It makes things a lot easier when you want to win, when you can start from the front."
"My life isn't what the papers make it out to be. I still do things that I like and if the papers choose to write about them, well, let them. I'm not going to quit going out just because someone wants to write about it. But sometimes I wish no one would recognise me."
"I lived in England for almost two years, but only went to a nightclub once in all that time."
Kimi lives in Switzerland these days. Wonder why. "It's very relaxing. I don't like big cities - too much damm hassle. And Switzerland is a bit like Finland: lots of snow. And, of course, it's good for tax."
What about big-bro Mika Hakkinen? "We speak on the phone sometimes. Just for a chat. Not for advice: he can't give me advice. It isn't possible."
"Suddenly the sterring wheel was in my hands. I tried to put it back on, but it was too late. I was just wondering where I was going to end up."
"I get frustrated not being able to go any place with my wife without being interrupted. But there's no way out, it's the price I pay to be an F1 driver."
Is the Iceman in love? "Yeah. Sure. You need love, don't you? I dunno what else to say about it."
Any heroes from the past you'd like to have raced? "I don't know. I don't have any idols, and I never had any when I was younger. It's silly to think you can race against them - I'm happy to race against the people I'm racing now."
"Had a big crash in testing at Mugello last year [2001]. Fast corner. Lost it. Hit a concrete wall. Felt a bit bad. They took me to hospital. It was okay."
"How I live, what I do, off the track, I still think is up to me. I don't really mind what people think about me as a person. I don't think I'm a bad guy; I'm just a racing driver trying to drive as well as I can."
"You can't learn from somebody else how to drive the dar; you have to do it yourself. If you're not good enough, you shouldn't be in Formula 1."
After Kimi's first win for Ferrari, Jean Todt passes him the phone. So who was it? "I think it was Michael, but the line went dead."
"If I changed my style, it wouldn't have changed the results at McLaren. My training or private life wasn't the problem; it was to do with the car not lasting or being quick enough."
"People call me the Iceman. It's nice, but I never think like that. I don't want to sound like I'm full of bull$hit."
"I never really think about what I'm doing. I just do it. It's automatic."
"Danger? I never worry about it. Okay, you know it's there. But you don't think about it. That's it."
"For me, there's no adrenalin or anything - you just want to make sure you're ready when the lights go off, and have a good reaction."
What do Finns get up to in their down time? "Well, in summer there's fishing and $crewing. And in winter... the fishing is bad."
About his time in the army:
What did you shoot?
Kimi: Nobody so far!
Have you seen that YouTube clip where you fell off your yacht?
Kimi: I’ve probably seen all of my YouTube clips. I’ve been involved with all of them certainly! Yeah, well, there are a lot of things that don’t end up on there, and that’s a good thing!
If you could be any character from any movie, who would you be?
Kimi: Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean [Kimi roars with laughter]. He seems to know how to have a good time. I might need to drink a lot of rum to get into the role! I love movies like this. (Great, becaue my fav character is Jack Sparrow! :wink
Do you think you’re an easy person to interview?
Kimi: I don’t mind what people think too much. If they ask nice questions then yes, but for sure if they ask stupid questions I won’t answer and they will think I’m a ******. But it goes both ways. If everyone’s nice to eachother it’s much easier.
Some time before the first race in 2007..
Q: They say that there are more electronics at the use of the drivers in Ferrari than McLaren and that may cause some problems. Is that the case?
A:Well, there basically aren’t more electronics, but there are more buttons on the wheel but that ain’t a problem, they were easy to learn. You can adjust them more however and they are more detailed in some cases,but they work with the same principles.
>From another recent interview:
Is it true that sometimes you're bored in the car?
Only when I am in front by a country mile, like in Melbourne last year. Then you are thinking about other things or you're playing with the buttons on the steering wheel. Then I suddenly missed a braking point. This year
unfortunately we haven't had such race.
"Who is the racing driver you admire most, Kimi?"
"No one", came the answer.
So far, so umpromising. I tried again. "OK, maybe not now. But who did you used to admire before you entered Formula One?"
"None," replied the champion.
"Did you and do you compare yourself with another driver?"
As expected, the answer was a monosyllabic "No".
I mentioned I had been to Finland four times and liked the country. He thawed slightly.
"Describe yourself. What are you made of ?" "Blood, flesh and bone like everybody else" !
Interviewer: The most exciting moment during the race weekend?
Kimi: I think so it's the race start, always.
Interviewer: The most boring?
Kimi: Now.