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[#1MJstan]

ok, Calla you get Lady In My Life and yours is coming up next...

 

[Campari]

somebody...shaved..t.th...the cucumber......that's...horrible....who would do such a thing :boohoo:

LOLOL This thread is too funny. I'm an addicted lurker.. :blush:

 

[8701girl]

See? I told you Tom was your Michael porn dealer!

:bugeyed :blink: :lol:

 

[Limonali]

ok, Calla you get Lady In My Life and yours is coming up next...

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: and waiting for another awesomness...
btw she wanted scream didn't she? did she change?
*we are so picky!*

LOLOL This thread is too funny. I'm an addicted lurker.. :blush:

that's how it starts. sorry to say it but I think you're damned

 

[Limonali]

someone posted this in michaelmania

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62HH7dcMbaw&feature=player_embedded

he looks so pissed off :lmao:

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

ummmmmm :hysterical: :mello:

 

[Limonali]

Baaaaaaack! You apples have gone all rotten... :nono: Naughty naughttyyy!

:fear:


How's that 1 handed typing working for ya? :lol:



:mello:

to

becomes....

:bugeyed I AM SO CONFUSED!


DAAAAAAAYUM!
:dribble:

Really, when is this Applehead dictionary getting made?


PERFECTION! :lol:




Right in the movie theatre is fine with me. :fear: Just gotta be careful no popcorn kernels get where they shouldn't be. :mello:

(Sorry Adore, I know you're not feeling well and this won't help.)

:girl_aww:


Bark burn all up on yo ass. Rockin' Crunchy's home.

Oh haaaayyyy~ :girl_flirt:
Sexy drippy wet man...needs some :hair_dryer:

WAIT, NO, MICHAEL DON'T TOUCH THAT....

plug. :mello:





I think all that is way more cum than squee...
throw in some:

and lots of ruffles!

True. That is 100% PRIME OH MY GOD I'M GONNA...:fear:

OMG I LOVE YOU FOR THAT PERFECT SUMM UP OF THE MADNESS OF YESTERDAY!
and you found me the smile without that dumb smilie... !!! :bounce:

now I can sit in front of my computer and smile like a stupid cow everytime I see it without interruption!
:drinking: cheers to herstory!

GOES AWAY TO WORK ON APPLESQUUEECUMMPLUGGELDICTIONARY.
I excell at finding myself new work all the time :lmao:

 

[Limonali]

Ok sozzzz now my multiquote spam I promise I will shut up after this one!

dani you're a sweetheart :huggy:

edit: lol @ the pile of apples, jag :huggy:

I swear, it's just one of those days, just wish i could take the week off and spend time with MYSELF....I'm losing "me" man *sigh* anyway...

OMG Serenitygurl you too?? I was having some more or less turbulent relationship time plus people all the time around me plus the new job and all stress related and I am like BACK THE FUCK OFF I WANT I ME MINE MYSELF TIME!

hugs for lone apple last night :huggy:

ssoo not true!! drags you back over here !
*that all of us piled together watching mikka*

that was TOO SWEET Jag... that is making its way right into my applemadnessdictionary that's gonna be finish don't know when :lmao:

aww, I like nicknames, *weirdness alert* makes me feel closer to you guys :cheeky: makes things more personal IMO *end weirdness*

Me too. I just love that over here I am:
Limonali Limon Lemon Lemons Lemony Limony Lims Baby L King of Lemonade Limonade Limonysnicket ... and Sis and Gangsta Family ... makes me feel at home everytime I come *end of shy confession*
*insert shy smile*

Yes i am quoteing myself sorry bes that picture is slightly i dunno not the usual well lets say i could hve done betta!!

OMFG he goes like 'IT'S MUCH BIGGER THAN YOU THINK'!!!!!
:dropdead:

I see some peeps got stupid while I was away for my nap.

My new way of getting rid of Baby Daddy thieves.

:hysterical: hooker freezer doesn't work anymore does it? :naughty:

 

[#1MJstan]

[FONT=&quot]Tom I know you wanted YRMW, but it didn't work out how I wanted it to, and Herstory BOTDF didn't work out for you, so I gave it to Tom.. hope you like it Tom.. if not oh fuckin' well.. just playing...
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Tom- BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]M[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: She got your number, She know your game [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: She just grabbed my cell and got my #, she was quick as hell about it. I was trying to act like I didn’t want to be bothered or for her to have my number. But she peeped game from the start.
M: She put you under, It's so insane[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Her body is intoxicating, I wonder if she put a roofie in my drink
M:Since you seduced her, How does it feel, To know that woman, Is out to kill
T: Dude I hooked her with your “I’m not like other guys” line… Remember you used that on Ola Ray dumb ass!?!? But I know once she found out that I chat with the HHTs, she was super pissed.
M: Every night stance is like takin' a chance, It's not about love and romance, And now you're gonna get it
T: Mike she put it on me dawg, I couldn’t even walk straight afterwards
M: Every hot man is out takin' a chance, It's not about love and romance, And now you do regret it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Oh you can’t love a girl like her.. She’s the type of girl that will cut up your clothes or even go off on your mom if she felt like someone was trying to take a guy away from her.
M: To escape the world I've got to enjoy that simple dance[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: I swear you are forever talking about dancing, dude focus, you gotta help e get rid of this girl.
M: And it seemed that everything was on my side (Blood on my side)
T: F-O-C-U-S, what the bloody hell are you talking about
M: She seemed sincere like it was love and true romance And now she's out to get you [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Mike I should’ve known something was up when she started leaving her drawz all over my room. She was trying to move in… I draw the line at leaving a toothbrush… You can bring an overnight bag but everything you brought with you must go back with you.
M: And I just can't take it, Just can't break it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: YOU can’t take it, I can’t take it!!! You thought HB was a problem and that Limon was Dangerous, this chick is on something way more sinister.
M: Susie got your number, And Susie ain't your friend[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Hell nawl she ain’t my friend, I wish I never met the girl. I have changed my number 7x and she still seems to get it.
M: Look who took you under, With seven inches in[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: *rubbing leg* Oh don’t remind me, I don’t even want to talk about it, I can still feel the knife going into my leg
M: Blood is on the dance floor, Blood is on the knife[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: And she tried to fight me in the middle of the club before she stabbed me. Where was your ass when she was trying to kill me.
M:: Susie's got your number, And Susie says its right[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Ain’t shit right about Susie, that heffa is crazy
M: She got your number, How does it feel, To know this stranger, Is out to kill[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: It feels awful, I think I gotta move and I mean out the country… Maybe I can move to America and live with MYAS…
M: She got your baby, It happened fast[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: I don’t think the kid is mine, his eyes ain’t like mine. That’s what you should’ve told Billie Jean. I think she poked the condom.
M: If you could only Erase the past[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: You damn right I wish I could erase the past. She trying to tell the judge I am refusing to pay child support. I CAN’T PAY CHILD SUPPORT I HAVE NO JOB AND I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS. Mom’s not having that shit at her house…
M: Every night stance is like takin a chances, It's not about love and romance, And now you're gonna get it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: I rolled the dice and came up short. Maybe I should call up the HHT crew and they could kidnap her and ship her somewhere like they did PG. I think PG still trying to get out of Liberia. You know PG had called buy my dad answered the phone and since it was collect he hung up before the operator said who was calling…
M: Every hot man is out takin' a chance, It's not about love and romance, And now you do regret it
T: Regret is not a strong enough word for this situation. But Mike I don’t how well your girls play the trombone but this girl is the Yo Yo MA of Trombone playing. She did some things that made me want to go and tell it on the mountain. I know her throat got preggers about 4-5x that night. She drained me like a vampire on True Blood. After it was over I curled up like a baby and sucked my thumb.

[/FONT]

 

[Campari]

that's how it starts. sorry to say it but I think you're damned

Yeah I know... too bad my exam on Friday isn't called "Analyze and discuss the Michael Jackson crotch grab"... I'd be so much more prepared!

 

[Limonali]

Yeah I know... too bad my exam on Friday isn't called "Analyze and discuss the Michael Jackson crotch grab"... I'd be so much more prepared!

I know... too bad the project I am working on is on Polish immigrants to Ireland not on "FIND ALL SQUUEEECUM MOMENTS OF MIKKA JAXON and explain why they cause high blood pressure". Cause on that one I do excell.

 

[#1MJstan]

Campari, you can't lurk for long.. eventually we will pull u in and then you will be stuck.. like flies to shit... rofll..

Um do I need to post the Appleheads Family Tree, I know I gotta add some ppl...
Oh I wld advise you to put on your boxing gloves, cuz we are rather protective of our era... just look at my siggy to know which era i like...

U can look but don't touch... rofl

 

[#1MJstan]

Limon, hey girllllllllll... I posted a story.. go back one page 2145

 

[Limonali]

[FONT=&quot]Tom I know you wanted YRMW, but it didn't work out how I wanted it to, and Herstory BOTDF didn't work out for you, so I gave it to Tom.. hope you like it Tom.. if not oh fuckin' well.. just playing...
[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Tom- BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]M[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: She got your number, She know your game [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: She just grabbed my cell and got my #, she was quick as hell about it. I was trying to act like I didn’t want to be bothered or for her to have my number. But she peeped game from the start.
M: She put you under, It's so insane[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Her body is intoxicating, I wonder if she put a roofie in my drink
M:Since you seduced her, How does it feel, To know that woman, Is out to kill
T: Dude I hooked her with your “I’m not like other guys” line… Remember you used that on Ola Ray dumb ass!?!? But I know once she found out that I chat with the HHTs, she was super pissed.
M: Every night stance is like takin' a chance, It's not about love and romance, And now you're gonna get it
T: Mike she put it on me dawg, I couldn’t even walk straight afterwards
M: Every hot man is out takin' a chance, It's not about love and romance, And now you do regret it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Oh you can’t love a girl like her.. She’s the type of girl that will cut up your clothes or even go off on your mom if she felt like someone was trying to take a guy away from her.
M: To escape the world I've got to enjoy that simple dance[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: I swear you are forever talking about dancing, dude focus, you gotta help e get rid of this girl.
M: And it seemed that everything was on my side (Blood on my side)
T: F-O-C-U-S, what the bloody hell are you talking about
M: She seemed sincere like it was love and true romance And now she's out to get you [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Mike I should’ve known something was up when she started leaving her drawz all over my room. She was trying to move in… I draw the line at leaving a toothbrush… You can bring an overnight bag but everything you brought with you must go back with you.
M: And I just can't take it, Just can't break it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: YOU can’t take it, I can’t take it!!! You thought HB was a problem and that Limon was Dangerous, this chick is on something way more sinister.
M: Susie got your number, And Susie ain't your friend[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Hell nawl she ain’t my friend, I wish I never met the girl. I have changed my number 7x and she still seems to get it.
M: Look who took you under, With seven inches in[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: *rubbing leg* Oh don’t remind me, I don’t even want to talk about it, I can still feel the knife going into my leg
M: Blood is on the dance floor, Blood is on the knife[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: And she tried to fight me in the middle of the club before she stabbed me. Where was your ass when she was trying to kill me.
M:: Susie's got your number, And Susie says its right[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: Ain’t shit right about Susie, that heffa is crazy
M: She got your number, How does it feel, To know this stranger, Is out to kill[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: It feels awful, I think I gotta move and I mean out the country… Maybe I can move to America and live with MYAS…
M: She got your baby, It happened fast[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: I don’t think the kid is mine, his eyes ain’t like mine. That’s what you should’ve told Billie Jean. I think she poked the condom.
M: If you could only Erase the past[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: You damn right I wish I could erase the past. She trying to tell the judge I am refusing to pay child support. I CAN’T PAY CHILD SUPPORT I HAVE NO JOB AND I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS. Mom’s not having that shit at her house…
M: Every night stance is like takin a chances, It's not about love and romance, And now you're gonna get it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]: I rolled the dice and came up short. Maybe I should call up the HHT crew and they could kidnap her and ship her somewhere like they did PG. I think PG still trying to get out of Liberia. You know PG had called buy my dad answered the phone and since it was collect he hung up before the operator said who was calling…
M: Every hot man is out takin' a chance, It's not about love and romance, And now you do regret it
T: Regret is not a strong enough word for this situation. But Mike I don’t how well your girls play the trombone but this girl is the Yo Yo MA of Trombone playing. She did some things that made me want to go and tell it on the mountain. I know her throat got preggers about 4-5x that night. She drained me like a vampire on True Blood. After it was over I curled up like a baby and sucked my thumb.

[/FONT]

My God you're spot on guurl EVERY TIME.
Respect, Stan!

 

[Limonali]

Limon, hey girllllllllll... I posted a story.. go back one page 2145

roffffllll @Stanie!!!!!!!!!! omg :clapping:
not just creating but also selling right!

like flies to shit roffflll and yeah family tree would be guttt updated lol!
I need to put it in my applefictionary part of appledictionary :lmao:

 

[#1MJstan]

STEP BACK HHTs I WILL CUT YOU OVER '77 MIKE AND THAT PERFECT AFRO

lol@Limon.... glad you like it.. I know Tom didn't want a G-rated story, so I hooked him up with a one night stand name Susie... rofl

 

[Campari]

Campari, you can't lurk for long.. eventually we will pull u in and then you will be stuck.. like flies to shit... rofll..

Um do I need to post the Appleheads Family Tree, I know I gotta add some ppl...
Oh I wld advise you to put on your boxing gloves, cuz we are rather protective of our era... just look at my siggy to know which era i like...

U can look but don't touch... rofl

:lol: You can have that huge ass afro all to your self! (I'm sorry Mike, nothing wrong with a little fro.. *cough*)
Is DD Mike up for grabs? If there's no available era left I can make do with his nipples :yes: :lol:

 

[#1MJstan]

here is another perfect afro pic.... London better not even think about drooling over this one...

Let me run my hands thru yo' hair Mike

 

[#1MJstan]

Dead@Nipples... ewwww DD Mike, that's a tough call... Um you may want to take ITC Mike... I can tell you right now don't even try and look at Come Together Mike.. Cuz if you do, the next time we see you, you will be here:

lmaoo

 

[Limonali]

:lol: You can have that huge ass afro all to your self! (I'm sorry Mike, nothing wrong with a little fro.. *cough*)
Is DD Mike up for grabs? If there's no available era left I can make do with his nipples :yes: :lol:

:lol:
Stanie and London steal fro and fight
BES will cut ya if you even dare to steal little touch from DD... AND Come Together... AND bad... AND lots of other bad era stuff. HB is nibbling on the Thriller era perfect boyfriend ears :lmao: I have my smooth criminal ... Dangerous gurrls speak for yourselves even I am getting lost in their "we love everything but GITM/RRT/WII/BORW are our specials" lmao. Ah and we claim commercials too (chase, dreams etc) so... there isn't much left. ShamZ has love for HIStory Mike &she will cut ya if you touch Ghosts.
Then MYAS is coming in with her baby daddy following steps of Danielle's PERFECT MAN...
Poor Herstory is stealing little bits and pieces but don't take the smoky eyes, she is a master of that!
And not sure still about Tom. He was claiming something about BorW but Callie killed him :lmao:

Bruce sticks with Janet he's got this one easy

 

[#1MJstan]

or take Pepsi commercial (Bad era) Mike

 

[Limonali]

Yeah I guess in da closet mike is loved but no one is particularly fiesty about his ass no?

 

[Limonali]

or take Pepsi commercial (Bad era) Mike

U joking Stanie?
She would be chocked to death by BES.
And then by HB.
And then by me :hysterical:

 

[Campari]

I'll just go ahead and take DD Mike until someone come and claim him :smoking:

 

[Limonali]

I'll just go ahead and take DD Mike until someone come and claim him :smoking:

:bugeyed
all I can say: good luck with that.
we know BES:agree:

 

[#1MJstan]

um all i got to say about london stepping into my era

but come on in and enjoy yourself... there is singing and dancing

 

[#1MJstan]

DEAD@Limon....

Girl you brave.. cuz in a few hours BES is going to come in here and chop some heads.. not mine.. though,,, i stay in my own era.. rofll..
WELCOME Campari, u got spunk, I like that....

 

[#1MJstan]

haha Cam's from Norway, she got a big snowball waiting for these heffa's that come after her about DD Mike.....

 

[Campari]

:bugeyed
all I can say: good luck with that.
we know BES:agree:

Hehe, I know. I'll give him back once I'm done and run real fast. :lol:

Ooooh, is making of SIM Mike taken? :jump:

 

[Limonali]

DEAD@Limon....

Girl you brave.. cuz in a few hours BES is going to come in here and chop some heads.. not mine.. though,,, i stay in my own era.. rofll..
WELCOME Campari, u got spunk, I like that....

I said BES first and we kill second.
She knows we deviate sometimes from the path of win and droolll over her man. But we keep our hands next to our goodness so she ain't killing :baby:

 

[#1MJstan]

I don't think SIM Mike is taken... u may be good on that one...