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Milka said:
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But they say "don't judge a book by its cover, judge it by the M&M's inside." I'm not really sure what to make of that, but a new sweater would be nice.
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But it's so obvious that it means that paper has ears and quacks in the moonlight. Pay attention.
 
well ,,but she wouldnt like flowers..they dont go with the deal.
chowder! chowder! i cant marry the chef. bring the remote control back .
hey honey im home! i'l have you kno i keep camels in my fridge .
 
wendijane said:
well ,,but she wouldnt like flowers..they dont go with the deal.
chowder! chowder! i cant marry the chef. bring the remote control back .
hey honey im home! i'l have you kno i keep camels in my fridge .
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I like camels. They're very good dinner companions. However, they don't compare to plastic bags.
 
pac said:
Well, he said 15 % but i do not believe him, i'll call someone else real soon.
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Ok, when you find out, please give me the results in Arabic because I only understand the French language written backwards and in microscopic letters.
 
Arklove said:
Ok, when you find out, please give me the results in Arabic because I only understand the French language written backwards and in microscopic letters.
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I think someone stole my identity, because I don't know who I am anymore. But the good thing is I can be whoever I want to be now. That's what she said.
 
Milka said:
I think someone stole my identity, because I don't know who I am anymore. But the good thing is I can be whoever I want to be now. That's what she said.
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Interesting, because she said I was her and that she didn't know if she was me.
 
and the dog did a doo doo on the carpet :wild:
but i must trust my senses and go north
 
Arklove said:
Interesting, because she said I was her and that she didn't know if she was me.
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You can always just be the double rainbow in the forest at night when it's cold outside and the reindeers fight over their green dotted kite and the sun is shining bright. That's at least what I would do with all the spare vitamin tablets.
 
^ You are quite wrong there, I saw the tangerine tap-dancing with my yo-yo tomorrow.
 
Milka said:
You can always just be the double rainbow in the forest at night when it's cold outside and the reindeers fight over their green dotted kite and the sun is shining bright. That's at least what I would do with all the spare vitamin tablets.
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I personally find it satisfying when lanterns tell me what their favourite type of ice cream is. This whole time I thought that trees and birds ate ice cream too, but the lanterns tell me this isn't true. They would rather eat small, compact cars. Go figure.
 
Yoyos make me break out in hives which is why ants stand in union and stare at themselves in the mirror
 
did the bird say chirpytoooodle doo to the egg on the shelf ? ..well sugery sapphires ! i found me a dimond .
 
wendijane said:
did the bird say chirpytoooodle doo to the egg on the shelf ? ..well sugery sapphires ! i found me a dimond .
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Stop spreading rumors about me! It's not true that I talk to shelves after midnight, I only do that between 8 and 9 pm on Fridays and only if they call me on the phone first. Which reminds me, I have to feed my dust bunny.
 
Milka said:
Stop spreading rumors about me! It's not true that I talk to shelves after midnight, I only do that between 8 and 9 pm on Fridays and only if they call me on the phone first. Which reminds me, I have to feed my dust bunny.
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The best way to ride a bike is to perch yourself on the back tire, sit on your hands, and scream at the top of your lungs. Try it. You'll find it's easier than brushing your teeth with a pen.
 
Arklove said:
The best way to ride a bike is to perch yourself on the back tire, sit on your hands, and scream at the top of your lungs. Try it. You'll find it's easier than brushing your teeth with a pen.
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I think that's illegal in my country, but I can always just try to flavor my noodle soup with popcorn and a hint of lost thoughts. Somebody has to find them, it might as well be me.
 
Milka said:
I think that's illegal in my country, but I can always just try to flavor my noodle soup with popcorn and a hint of lost thoughts. Somebody has to find them, it might as well be me.
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Your thoughts can easily be transformed into bits of glass. Here's how to do it: Take an orange and throw it over your shoulder. This happens a lot of the time when grass and little cardboard boxes communicate with each other.
 
Arklove said:
The best way to ride a bike is to perch yourself on the back tire, sit on your hands, and scream at the top of your lungs. Try it. You'll find it's easier than brushing your teeth with a pen.
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Oh come on now, don't ask me this question, of course i do not mind holding the camera while you jump off that cliff tomorrow. Don't ever say "please" when asking me for something, we're friends when you say that word it hurts me.
 
Arklove said:
Your thoughts can easily be transformed into bits of glass. Here's how to do it: Take an orange and throw it over your shoulder. This happens a lot of the time when grass and little cardboard boxes communicate with each other.
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Yes, I don't see what's wrong with that, but it only works if the window behind you is closed. If it isn't, all your New Year resolutions will just fly out the window. Which then can cause a confusion in the gravity tanks all over the world.
 
Milka said:
Yes, I don't see what's wrong with that, but it only works if the window behind you is closed. If it isn't, all your New Year resolutions will just fly out the window. Which then can cause a confusion in the gravity tanks all over the world.
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Well, I say..Thank you for this useful information. I shall follow it by eating all the rocks that talk to me at noon, 2 pm, and 4 pm. Those are the only times they taste rocky.
 
My goodness if I followed that regime, I would end up with measles and lollipops for miles i'll be able to see voices and eat wind, I was run over by a head of buffalo....
 
Whisper. said:
My goodness if I followed that regime, I would end up with measles and lollipops for miles i'll be able to see voices and eat wind, I was run over by a head of buffalo....
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Ok we'll do it together on Monday but wipe your fingerprints off the glass this time, i do not miss my jail boyfriend !!!!
 
pac said:
Ok we'll do it together on Monday but wipe your fingerprints off the glass this time, i do not miss my jail boyfriend !!!!
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I don't even know what that means. Are you asking if singing headphones juggle cups until they break and then just walk away like nothing happened? Don't forget where you heard it first.
 
Pish posh! Of course purple llamas dance under the moon in February, unless of course the monkey's have already broken out from the zoo. Don't you agree?
 
kindofdisco said:
Pish posh! Of course purple llamas dance under the moon in February, unless of course the monkey's have already broken out from the zoo. Don't you agree?
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No, I don't, and it's also off topic. THIS is what we should be worried about:

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Well now, how delicious are things now? Quite, because that lemon cheesecake made me feel very full indeed.
 
pac said:
^^^ No i don't care about the fact that you're from New York ma friend. Nobody's perfect. *hugs*
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While this is true in some cases, when parallels meet in infinity, they are always happy to hang out together and share stories about how long it took them to get there and how it took them forever to be on time. The flying toaster wishes he was a fly on the wall.
 
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