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No, no, that's squash that can blow its nose. Easily confused.
 
The other day I went to the photographer to shoot a photo of myself in group. The photographer told me to stand in a semi-circle. All of sudden I got scared by the phone ringing. I said I got scared because I knew that there were no phones around.
That's why I actually decided to ask all of you the following question:

Do you figure out?
 
Did the carrots or the cabbage determine that calculation? Satsumas only have 0.0001% sumas in them, by the way.
 
The exact reaction I got when I saw the happy thumbtack was one of pure joy.

EDIT: silly me...I don't feel joy..I feel thumbtastic.
 
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Mikage Souji said:
Do you go into the store and steal groceries?
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I think the store manager steals from me. Because there ain't no way I am paying for the horse pee they call beer.
I told was it's get one free, I was escorted off the premises and I still needed mayo for the cheese soup and croutons because I wanted to insult my neighbor.
 
Desired. said:
My grandmother always used to say, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but leprechauns scare the crap out of me."
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I thought the same about MJ's E.T. friends but his dragons couldn't care less about the unicorns. Funny, I thought they are all friends.

So, that makes me think again about the meaning of eternities.
 
eternities for me just kinda brings to me excitement when I stare at cars passing by in the street, the desire to chase them is overwhelming..
 
pac said:
^^^ Don't talk like that, there are many female members here !!! You do not "chase" ladies, you have to try to seduce them !!!
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I beg to differ. If you do that more than 3 times a year, you'll run out of apples.
 
Milka said:
I beg to differ. If you do that more than 3 times a year, you'll run out of apples.
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Hmm, I think you've missed the point there. As my best enemy used to say: "to be happy you need to find variety in repetition!"
 
Lilishor said:
Hmm, I think you've missed the point there. As my best enemy used to say: "to be happy you need to find variety in repetition!"
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That's one way to see it. But if you watch Memento backwards, you'll realize that time is relative. So is the dust bunny that lives under my fridge.
 
i sent a post card to him and she sold me carrots to the bugs bunny show
but that doesnt mean your train doesnt run on sundays .
 
wendijane said:
i sent a post card to him and she sold me carrots to the bugs bunny show
but that doesnt mean your train doesnt run on sundays .
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Ah, but the boat stops on every 8th Monday of the month. So, it's safe to say that snow will fall in the summer.
 
but peacocks have got sparkly ear wax and we all know that .help me. my glove has only one shoe.
 
Isn't that so? It's just like when my elbow clicks when I walk on them..
Shame really because my eyes like to cry Milkshake.
 
and thats because the emus did that dance but that was way back then
today we are speeding up with not much room, its gold if you want it to be ... il take fries on side with that .
 
i beg to differ , it was the spaceship gleaming out side which took my attention .. the dishes need cleaning ,though i do believe in fairys .
 
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